The Obsidian Man @theobsidianman.bsky.social · 15/10/2026If Dietrich is the backpack unit for Cali or something I’m gonna crash out. No disrespect to the communities little man, but Sweetie deserves the main stage. 120
The Obsidian Man @theobsidianman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I think what irritates me the most about the midterms discourse is the DNC is so weak and unorganized that Trump can completely screw the pooch at every conceivable opportunity and is now on record to be the least popular politician in US history, and the nationwide races are still a toss up. 000
Reposted by The Obsidian ManSilentShanin 🍑✨ @silentshanin.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Marianne showed up half an hour later #fireemblem #marihilda #fe3h 31171245
The Obsidian Man @theobsidianman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026No this is an unhinged fantasy republicans use to scare people into voting their rights away. 030
The Obsidian Man @theobsidianman.bsky.social · 12/10/2026This half of every support conversation and honestly I’m here for it. 000
The Obsidian Man @theobsidianman.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I think my favorite thing about having several layers of ad block protection on my phone is when websites have that little box that pops up saying: “You seem to be blocking an ad. Can you sleep at night knowing you blocked a pop up?” Yes. Yes I think I’ll be snoozing just fine. 😴 💤 🛌 000
The Obsidian Man @theobsidianman.bsky.social · 12/10/2026If they choose to fix it with DLC (which I suspect is going to be the case) I’ll be mildly upset, but at least it means they realize it’s a problem. 000
The Obsidian Man @theobsidianman.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Understatement of the year! I’m not sure what motivated IS to do so, but recruitment in FW is so unnecessary brutal. RIP Gaitz. It’s by far the worst aspect of an otherwise fun game. I really hope they do some patching to make it more enjoyable in the not so distant future. 100
The Obsidian Man @theobsidianman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I posted something similar the other day, but if I was a pedophile billionaire who was best friends with Epstein and only bribed my way into presidential power for a second time in order to avoid prison, maybe I wouldn’t plant the idea that it’s now socially acceptable to broadcast live executions.😬 010
The Obsidian Man @theobsidianman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026So in the movies when the tech CEO guy calls everyone else who disagrees with him about his latest doomsday invention ignorant fools who don’t understand his master genius (but he’ll make them understand 😈) they’re usual the good guy of film, right? 010
The Obsidian Man @theobsidianman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Look man love or hate Nic Cage no clanker on Earth could ever hope to replicate how weird and wonderful he is. He’s also proving just how easy it is for big name actors to just flat out refuse to use or be associated with AI. 021
The Obsidian Man @theobsidianman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Ohhhh. That makes a lot of sense. It’s like yellow journalism. 000
The Obsidian Man @theobsidianman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I loved playing Metal in the arcade as a kid, but why tf they look like this on the character select screen??? They look stoned or like they’ve seen some stuff. 130
The Obsidian Man @theobsidianman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I like them all, but tan hat lady is my favorite. 000
The Obsidian Man @theobsidianman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I'm not sure if the most unpopular most corrupt presidential administration in United States history that's 100% about to fall out of power come November should be putting the idea of televised executions into people's heads, but hey, that's just me. 010
The Obsidian Man @theobsidianman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I think literal love between Detrich + Fabio and Detrich + Esmeralda. Like the game is pretty explicit that these characters harbor romantic feelings for him. I think even Mikaela (the maternal figure of the group) is pretty clued in on this. It’s a surprisingly bold dynamic for a Nintendo game. 000
The Obsidian Man @theobsidianman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I think my favorite thing about Detrich and his main crew is that they know they’re all a gang of misfits and they all lean heavily into this fact to form a sudo family. Even the bickering between Fabio and Esmeralda is that of a brother and sister, not bitter enemies. It’s love all the way down. 110
The Obsidian Man @theobsidianman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Most people have 0 control over the circumstances of their lives, and being the lord and master of their own kingdom, no matter how insignificant, is probably an empowering feeling, but to me the complete surrender of power is unacceptable. AI is a gateway drug into human psychosis. 000
The Obsidian Man @theobsidianman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026To me it’s a tacit admission that the outside world is ruined and the only comfort we can find is now in a hollow illusion. And to be honest, I understand how tempting that life preserver can be to grab on to. The real word sucks but I can understand and manipulate this fantasy realm. 100
The Obsidian Man @theobsidianman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Obviously I believe the environmental impact of AI and the blatant theft of IP being normalized is awful, but on a personal note the thing that frightens me the most about AI is this gleefully desire to create an alternate reality that in no way honestly reflects the world. A fragile glass house. 100
The Obsidian Man @theobsidianman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026So glad I never played Genshin or any of their other games. Between this and every character looking like one of those precious moments figures it really feels like I dodged a bullet. 010
The Obsidian Man @theobsidianman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026(Ok, but for real if by some insane miracle we get a Fortunes Weave live action Sam Reid will be playing him, got it??! This isn’t up for debate or discussion). 000
The Obsidian Man @theobsidianman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Weak:”LOL Detrich looks like Alucard”. Peak: “Detrich looks like The Vampire Lestat, the most gorgeous creature from the 1700s”. 110
The Obsidian Man @theobsidianman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I just saw Prime Time last night! I liked it a lot. Robert Pats in on a generational rise. 010
The Obsidian Man @theobsidianman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Ok good. 👍 I was about to cry taking Slim Shady off my feel good playlist. 😢 I have a lot of memories awkwardly dancing with my middle school crush at the spring fling dance to that song. 💃 😅. 010
The Obsidian Man @theobsidianman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Quite frankly it’s fucking embarrassing that the DNCs takeaway from their crushing defeat in 2024 and 2 years of observation is that: “We need to make aura farming clip compilations like Trump and his team do so we can appeal to the youths”. This party is lead by living fossils who think it’s 2006. 000
The Obsidian Man @theobsidianman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Are you sure about that???static.klipy.comUncle Roger Says HaiyaaALT: Uncle Roger Says Haiyaa 010
The Obsidian Man @theobsidianman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Also you can use your flashlight on the normal setting all you want without wasting battery, but the “bright” mode will drain your batteries. 110
The Obsidian Man @theobsidianman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I played this for the first time a couple years ago and it’s now one of my favorite games. Some wisdom I’ll impart on you that I learned is that ammo is very finite, and so when the rare occasion arises that you find a crate with restocking ammo there’s 0 shame in using it over and over again. 110
The Obsidian Man @theobsidianman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Hot Tip #3: Your level up RNG for each character is “rolled” at the start of each chapter for all your characters. So you can’t save scum and reset until you get a god level up. You have to let the dice roll when they come unfortunately. 000
The Obsidian Man @theobsidianman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If at any point you’ve been to the mission area, you’ll be automatically teleported to it at the end of the deadline. So no need to waste your turns getting back to town. You can tell if you’ve done this by looking for the green checkmark on the main mission screen next to the location. 100
The Obsidian Man @theobsidianman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Also hot tip #2: At the end of each chapter you have a mission to accomplish. Most people think you need to be in the area of that goal or you’ll get a game over and have to restart the chapter. That’s not the case. 100
The Obsidian Man @theobsidianman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I feel like a lot of people playing Fortunes Weave aren’t talking about this, especially in YouTube videos, but don’t forget that you can use the temples to teleport around the map if you’ve received the host gods blessing, which especially in that first playthrough will save you a ton of turns. 100
The Obsidian Man @theobsidianman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I think she gets it from her Sweetie. bsky.app/profile/theo... 010
The Obsidian Man @theobsidianman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“Testosterone testing” ? That sounds like state mandated gender affirming care to me. Forced hormone use??? In our Christian military???? 000
Reposted by The Obsidian Mandzeograd.bsky.social @dzeograd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026tldr representation of Dietrich's route #FEFW #fireemblem #dietrich 5970336
The Obsidian Man @theobsidianman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026You know for a party that’s constantly crying crocodile tears about “MeN iN wOmEn’s SpOrTs” the average Republican Congress person seems to know about as much about sports as I do, which is to say not a lot. But at least dumbass like me knows the “Hawkeyes” and the “Seahawks” are different teams. 010
The Obsidian Man @theobsidianman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I don’t think this was something done maliciously, I genuinely think he and his team were so lazy and conspiracy brained that they thought they had Smith with a gatcha moment and when they realized they got it wrong tried to flounder their way into saying “Ur a dirtbag”. Loser shit. 000
The Obsidian Man @theobsidianman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I did the trend. A lot of these are games that are no longer my favorite but without a doubt they are the most influential in defining my taste in games now. I would’ve put Tetris on here if they had one more slot, but that would’ve been less interesting than the other choices. 000
The Obsidian Man @theobsidianman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026*Minor Dietrich’s path spoilers. It’s so funny how his party misses the sign up date for the games and he just says: “I’ll beat someone up and take their place 😃”. “That’s not this works you savage beast 😡”. “It is now 😈”. 000
The Obsidian Man @theobsidianman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The funniest thing about Detrich is that you expect him to behave similarly to Jeritza in 3H. Brooding, Shakespearean, dramatic, but no, he’s just a little psychotic sweet tooth with no impulse control or filter whatsoever. He has the same energy as a 7 year old who found a good stick at the park. 110
Reposted by The Obsidian ManMelo @letitmelo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The concensus is that Advance Wars cant's come back without some kinda ass pull to make cute anime war "fun" in 2026 I would rule that the best Advance Wars for 2026 grapples with corruption and is pretty open about war being hell (also the game is balanced and CO powers are reigned waaaaay in) 5286
The Obsidian Man @theobsidianman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The richest man on Earth, and he can’t afford someone to help him fit and or tailor a suit. Incredible. 030