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@theobject.bsky.social
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Polish person living in England. I'm a lot. Do not DM me out of the blue if I've never talked to you, I'll assume you're trying to sell me something. I don't even have money. I got nothing chief. Unless you come to my house, then I got some cash. Maybe.

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Object @theobject.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
@makkon.bsky.social I was playing through Quake Brutalist Jam III and was wondering... how do people make these maps? Is there a dedicated programme for them?
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Object @theobject.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
If you've been wondering where I've gone this time, oomfie is making me read homestuck. It is very long...
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Object @theobject.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
@unpeupasepique.bsky.social
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Object @theobject.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
It is midnight and someone in this neighborhood is playing singular notes on a recorder in the distance and it's pissing me off.
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Object @theobject.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Imagine putting 50 people in a room and telling them that they can win a [prize], but they have to vote someone out of the room every day. They get everything they need to live ofc. Now simply burn any votes you get and never eliminate someone. (This likely sounds insane without the context)
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Object @theobject.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Aaaand Israel bombed Qatar. Fuck
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Object @theobject.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
I finally did it. I drew a humanoid that I was happy with. The proportions were fine and the pose was interesting. And then I woke up. Sob
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Object @theobject.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Horse Race test. Steel Ball Run. Uma Musume. Huge year for Horses.
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Object @theobject.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Stomach ache eeauaehhggh
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Object @theobject.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
I can name game moves. The one where you punch them LAAZZER BEAAAAAAAM Twilight ensemble Uhh go weird rock I found ★Mega cute decapitation!!!★ Mario Jump (Mario being a Romanian cashier, not a plumber) Gun BLACK HOLE Elemental tachyonic supermembrane collider That one phrase that damns you Lick
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Object @theobject.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
@kanna-banana.bsky.social Hi I got into Uma Musume What the fuck does wits do Also I tried a max speed Bakushin build, had G+ stamina until the final races where it somehow got carried to E. Take a wild guess what sparks I got
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Object @theobject.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Have YOU completed the Touhou popularity vote yet? toho-vote.info/vote/character I did Koa, Mystia, Sakuya, Fairy, Reisen, Rumia and Flan in that order.
toho-vote.info
第21回東方Project人気投票
東方Projectに登場するキャラクターや音楽などの人気投票を行う非公式のオンラインイベントです。
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Object @theobject.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
I should start a literature review blog or YouTube channel tbh.
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Object @theobject.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
So I read all of Chainsaw man part 1, and mother of god I have no words. My opinions is complex, and I have no words to describe any of them. 5/10 for mixed feels. Now how the fuck do I read part 2 in spite of the DMCA gods...
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Object @theobject.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Deltarune's Ch7 boss is a god of hyper death (or equivalent) that's an anagram of Sariel mark my words.
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Object @theobject.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
I'm picking up old manga I stopped reading years ago. The first one actually finished, but they dropped the ball so hard I won't even dare to name it. Now I'm reading some start up action manga I dropped ages ago because it was boring to me then. Heard it got an anime since. It's Chainsaw man.
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Object @theobject.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
@unpeupasepique.bsky.social After my original meta account got deleted thanks to a sibling, I can play on VR again! And I remembered that the avatar I always used was in fact, Mystia! So here's a selfie!
Mystia Lorelei selfie in VR chat
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Object @theobject.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
@kanna-banana.bsky.social I tried one with an axe and accidentally got an eye like reflection Reflexology... What a strange word... Thanks autocorrect!
Photo at night with an axe being held next to a swing with two bright lights in the backdrop
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Object @theobject.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
@kanna-banana.bsky.social I got another one
Night garden
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Object @theobject.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
They're dragging me back to England help
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Object @theobject.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
I meant not...
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Object @theobject.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
@kanna-banana.bsky.social Not a field but it is shitty
Night time garden
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Object @theobject.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Man I sure do love having my hair un-nibbled! The vicious gremlin of hair consumption:
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Object @theobject.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Bot being contacted by bots/scammers/grifters here anymore is so nice.
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Object @theobject.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
I have money now. This is rare. I think I might be able to get a bank account and FINALLY comission my OCs!!!
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Object @theobject.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Poland to Russia is like a rebellious child which got swept up by the western woke mob and has been corrupted, and needs correcting. Russia to Poland is like a two time abusive kidnapper who has signalled that they'd happily do it a third time.
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Object @theobject.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
D tier last worda en.shindanmaker.com/268364
Last word generator with stats shown
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Object @theobject.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
We should normalise murder. Like, I just want to be out killing without also becoming the crush of random girls I've never met. Like, just get over me smh. /nsrs
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Object @theobject.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Bluesky noticed I am in fact, not in Britain, and rather in Poland. Yay! I get 1 week of peace until I have to throw down with an age verificator!
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Object @theobject.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
@unpeupasepique.bsky.social
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Object @theobject.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Some fucker just did a low pass over me like. Which one of you air force cunts thinks you're safe from rocks I throw at only 100 metres???
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Object @theobject.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Living in Poland, at my old village where I'm from. I do not miss the American fighter Jets flying overhead I can say that much.
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Object @theobject.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Most of the art on my skyline is g o n e
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Object @theobject.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
I was today years old when I found out that there are snails the size of my fist. I saw them, and I want them.
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Object @theobject.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
I'm literally in Poland right now, and it still hit me 😭 At least I can avoid it for England for now. I'll probably use an AI generated face to verify to screw with the private companies behind age verification.
The UK law pop up about identity verification
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Object @theobject.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
[Dumbass233] picked up a [Small Axe]! "Last time this dumbass got an axe, they ran into the forest while ill and incapable of rational thought. It is a bloody miracle nobody got hurt."
An axe being held over grass.
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Object @theobject.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Y'all fyi Watermelons work like Bananas. If your Watermelon is dark red, it's probably not safe to eat. But that might be hard to judge, so do what you want ig.
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Object @theobject.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Accidentally walked into a confessional today. I ran out of the chapel before they noticed though. My question is, why the fuck did they leave the doors wide open when the cathedral was being fucking toured?
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Object @theobject.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Some guy tried to run me over while I was walking on the pavement today, but they were so slow that they kinda just missed and pussied back onto the street. It was kinda sad.
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Object @theobject.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
To any oomfs who are in continental Europe You're no longer safe from me I have escaped the Island
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Object @theobject.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
We are in a situation where politicians are choosing their voters in America. It seems the price of curbing fascism today is stopping Democratic representation. I can no longer call the US a democracy. I wish you folk over the pond the best of luck.
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Object @theobject.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Shikonokonokokoishtantan
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Object @theobject.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Space station
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Object @theobject.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
"Who the fuck is this person on my skyline?" Hi, I disappeared for five months. I was killing gods, they probably cursed me to make me forgettable or something. Also why's the send button invisible now?
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Object @theobject.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
@aimod.social I don't know if this is how to contact y'all but I'm fairly certain @ashwinarts.bsky.social has been falsely labelled as a frequent AI user considering they're a traditional artist and they show WIPs.
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Object @theobject.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Servers are booked, can't send images
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Object @theobject.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Dawg
He really want that crot
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Object @theobject.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
They trying to kill OSHA? Fools don't know about the Forklift certified legion. But seriously what the fuck
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Object @theobject.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Overstimulated. Slightly Dehydrated. And these cluckers be sittin on my table thinking I won't pull the table from underem
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Object @theobject.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Y'all New Pandemic We fucked
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