Nick Sheridan @thenicksheridan.bsky.social · 21hLife keeps giving me wake up calls but I keep hitting snooze. 000
Reposted by Nick SheridanBrian Actors Guild @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 03/10/2026St Augustine stealing all the piss off the piss tree 33455
Nick Sheridan @thenicksheridan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Me quietly enjoying the bird for now until I see the goat and then never see the bird again 010
Nick Sheridan @thenicksheridan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Happy Sunday 27th to all who celebrate, and also who played a bunch of random PC demos in the early 90s. 001
Nick Sheridan @thenicksheridan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Splinter Cell: Deathwatch (2025) is a great show, but it's even better if you headcanon that Sam Fisher is actually Santa Claus and it's a Violent Night (2022) spin-off 000
Nick Sheridan @thenicksheridan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026One of the secondary things I appreciate about BlueSky over Xwitter is the lack of clamour or interest in live-updating ongoing television programmes. Got a strong opinion about #GBBO? Great! Yell it at your TV screen like we did in the 90s. 000
Nick Sheridan @thenicksheridan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026"This is a really nice and clean and well maintained accessible bathroom" *Accidentally puts their pint under the hand dryer, with Mr Bean level slapstick results* 020
Nick Sheridan @thenicksheridan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026There are signs at the Trafalgar Square fountains that say NO SWIMMING and I really just want to get in the water there and slosh about aimlessly while yelling "I'M NOT SWIMMING! I'M NOT SWIMMING! I'M NOT SWIMMING!" 010
Nick Sheridan @thenicksheridan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026A public service announcement for the oncoming Fresher's Weeks all around the country... DON'T QUEUE SINGLE FILE FOR BAR SERVICE PUT YOUR LITTER IN BINS TALK TO STRANGERS Ha, as if the current university intake of young people are on BlueSky 010
Nick Sheridan @thenicksheridan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I did not know it was Bisexual Awareness Week. This is why we campaign, so I can develop better observational skills. 000
Nick Sheridan @thenicksheridan.bsky.social · 16/09/202623:45 "I think I want to make roast poussin for Mabon, let's do some research on how they're raised and slaughtered, and follow any tangential research paths we come across." 00:37 "Well fuck guess I'm vegetarian again." 000
Nick Sheridan @thenicksheridan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026What if the British Transport Police *is* the thing that doesn't look right? 110
Nick Sheridan @thenicksheridan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Normalise using "under refurbishment" to refer to being unable to properly meet a usual level of social expectations due to currently struggling to maintain self care. 000
Nick Sheridan @thenicksheridan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I am so sick of seeing screenshots of BlueSky on Instagram 000
Nick Sheridan @thenicksheridan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Seen a recent confluence of memes and posts and references about "the terror of the blank page" and how ubiquitous it supposedly is for all writers, but honestly, the only terror I have about the page is that I don't get the opportunity to sit in front of it anywhere near enough. 000
Nick Sheridan @thenicksheridan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I did not realise that Tim Curry played Worm #1 in Samurai Jack, like one of my favourite top tier story segments from that show. 000
Nick Sheridan @thenicksheridan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Paying £25 for something on Deliveroo 👎 Paying £25 for a Deliveroo voucher and using that to buy the something 👍 100
Nick Sheridan @thenicksheridan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I'm always hesitant to mention in a review how an organisation or person went above and beyond for me, because I don't want everyone to take that as the default expectation. 000
Nick Sheridan @thenicksheridan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Based on this weekend, the main fashion in London (and therefore everywhere else next year) is brilliantly white plain heavyweight t-shirts. How boring. 000
Nick Sheridan @thenicksheridan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Manchester: Thank the driver when you get off the front of the bus London: Don't thank the driver, get off the middle of the bus Mancunian in London: Get off the middle of the bus, YELL THANKS TO DRIVER AT A VOLUME THEY ARE GUARANTEED TO HEAR If it's the Night Bus, moreso 010
Nick Sheridan @thenicksheridan.bsky.social · 23/08/2026"I have never not liked this pub, and I have been drinking here off and on since I was 15" 000
Nick Sheridan @thenicksheridan.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Hot take but Macavity doesn't need to be in Cats, and is better played as a folk fear or collective anxiety than as a real and specific character. 000
Nick Sheridan @thenicksheridan.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Currently the kind of nice weather and atmosphere in North Central London where strangers give strangers thumbs up as if to say "I'm having a nice time, I hope you're having a nice time, are you having a nice time?" 000
Nick Sheridan @thenicksheridan.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Ya boi the train announcer just referred to the lunch options as "deals meal" This is not an exciting train 011
Nick Sheridan @thenicksheridan.bsky.social · 22/08/2026The coffee from Upper Crust is much, much nicer than it has any business being. What's next, nice egg baguette sandwiches that have been on the counter all day from Costa Coffee? WAKKA WAKKA thanks I'll be here all commute. 020
Nick Sheridan @thenicksheridan.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Yer man the train announcer just asked passengers in the quiet coach to keep their doors to a minimum. 010
Nick Sheridan @thenicksheridan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Too fucking many dreams lately where I'm in a wheelchair. 000
Nick Sheridan @thenicksheridan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I stopped trying to work out the practicalities of seeing The Odyssey and realised I have no interest in seeing The Odyssey. Nothing to do with the discourse or critiques or cast and creatives, just zero interest. Could be depression, could be bean soup. Shrug emoji. 010
Nick Sheridan @thenicksheridan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I wasn't emotionally ready for the scene in Amazing/Wonderful World of Gumball when the dad overcomes generational trauma to fully embrace their sense of self and his mum says "That's my Richard" to which his wife says "No, that's OUR Richard." I'm 42 and this cartoon is for children. 010
Nick Sheridan @thenicksheridan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026"I see that ridiculous character that's always hiding his face from the public has won the Clacton by-election!" (see now, if you put a joke in quotes, you can distance yourself from how hack it is) 010
Nick Sheridan @thenicksheridan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Hey so it's cool if you missed the eclipse, we'll just all move a bit to the left and you can see it again 000
Nick Sheridan @thenicksheridan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026It is not the "first total eclipse since 1999!" you ethnocentric pillocks, it's the 19th and there's life beyond the English Channel. 010
Nick Sheridan @thenicksheridan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026So #Bouchra is the best movie I've ever seen about a New York based Moroccan lesbian coyote making a movie about being a New York based Moroccan lesbian coyote. (it's also so much more than that) 001
Nick Sheridan @thenicksheridan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026You don't owe any artist your discomfort. No artist owes you comfort. 000
Nick Sheridan @thenicksheridan.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Global warming is real, I know this because I haven't bought a new hoodie in years. 000
Nick Sheridan @thenicksheridan.bsky.social · 28/07/2026If the dog from The Tweenies was real it would be long dead by now. 101
Nick Sheridan @thenicksheridan.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Sometimes I feel like I have been disconnected from publishing (in as little as I was connected to it in the first place) for so long that the very language of talking about books has changed even those speaking it haven't, and I have no receipts, evidence or examples to qualify that. 010
Nick Sheridan @thenicksheridan.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Great, now I want a sandwich. Not sure that was the point. 000
Nick Sheridan @thenicksheridan.bsky.social · 24/07/2026How to be an artist: 1) Set up your workspace so it is absolutely perfect. Sharp pencils are more important that what you do with them 2) Pick either Ko-Fi or TipJar, and build a website around that 3) Plan a few answers for difficult convention questions 4) Go have a sandwich, you've earned it 000
Nick Sheridan @thenicksheridan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I am so ready to start complaining about winter. 000
Nick Sheridan @thenicksheridan.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I feel like there's two types of Last Day of Holiday, those that feel like an entire summer that will never end, and those that blink by far too fast. 000
Nick Sheridan @thenicksheridan.bsky.social · 09/07/2026One thing to which I always look forward at the end of a hotel holiday is getting to have breakfast at sometime other than between 07:30 and 07:35. 000
Nick Sheridan @thenicksheridan.bsky.social · 08/07/2026The British people who base their star rating for locations in other countries on how well the staff speak English need to stop doing that, it's confusing for those of us who *don't* want to be babied wherever we go. 010