Sarah Jane Singer @thenewsarahjane.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Bus driver: We’re only dropping off. Lady literally standing on the steps of the bus trying to get on and holding us up: Isn’t there a pickup at 9:15? Bus driver: I don’t know. Lady: It’s 9:13! Bus driver: Ma’am, I don’t know how to explain to you that 9:13 is not 9:15. 😂😂😂 000
Reposted by Sarah Jane SingerLilah Sturges @lilahsturges.com · 01/09/2026Seriously, don’t watch the fucking show. Don’t review it or recap it. Don’t give it the fucking time of day. This isn’t like “Aw, okay, well, don’t do it next time!” This is like, “We are no longer friends.” 91017405
Sarah Jane Singer @thenewsarahjane.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Lap cat Sunday 😍 We’re getting all our cuddles in before I spend the next 3-4 days in the hospital ✌🏻 041
Sarah Jane Singer @thenewsarahjane.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Just witnessed four teenaged boys on the subway playing Got Your Nose. One boy tossed his friend’s “nose” out the car window and said, “Your nose is GONE, bro!” The kids are all right. 010
Sarah Jane Singer @thenewsarahjane.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Today (August 4th, 2026) is the day upon which “There Will Come Soft Rains” by Ray Bradbury takes place, and I’ve been thinking about that all day long. 000
Reposted by Sarah Jane SingerJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 11/04/2026I don't know how to explain to the people who pop up when creatives complain about "AI" to say there are legit uses for it just how much they sound like someone saying "Well actually fire is used to make bread" when people are talking about an organized arson ring burning down their fucking houses 138137344419
Reposted by Sarah Jane SingerBright D Limm 임대중 @bdlimm.myatproto.social · 01/08/2026"I write to urge you to impose a AI-moratorium in NYC's schools. At stake are not only the cognitive + emotional health of NYC's children but also— • Labor + economic conditions for educators • Climate + struggles for energy justice • Widening of the political + economic power-gap b/t rich + poor." 09331
Sarah Jane Singer @thenewsarahjane.bsky.social · 01/08/2026This little girl on the train is practicing her letters and she just went, “S, S, snake! L, L, zebra!” I love her. 010
Sarah Jane Singer @thenewsarahjane.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Shitposting about recent movies is one of my favorite parts of modern culture 000
Sarah Jane Singer @thenewsarahjane.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I’m so sorry but 8:30am is too early to be playing the accordion on the subway. 010
Sarah Jane Singer @thenewsarahjane.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Me, late for work: Ugh I’m late, I shouldn’t stop to get myself coffee. My boss, the last time I forwent coffee because I was late: No, no. You should always stop to get yourself coffee. Me: ☺️ #goodboss 010
Reposted by Sarah Jane SingerskELLY @ellyzoe.bsky.social · 17/07/2026First of all, true facts. Second of all, perfect alt text 13515
Sarah Jane Singer @thenewsarahjane.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Every time someone’s like, “What will those tattoos look like when you’re OLD, though??” I’m like, idk, every tatted up old person I’ve ever seen looked absolutely fire, so 🤷♀️ 000
Sarah Jane Singer @thenewsarahjane.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Hi, friends. I’m raising money to receive a medically necessary breast revision surgery, following my double mastectomy 10 years ago. Donate and share to help me live healthily and pain free! gofund.me/7ffbd3521gofund.meDonate to Support for Operation Frankenboobs 2.0, organized by Sarah SingerHello, friends and family! As many of you know, ten years ago, I underwent a preve… Sarah Singer needs your support for Support for Operation Frankenboobs 2.0 001
Sarah Jane Singer @thenewsarahjane.bsky.social · 09/07/2026This week my coworkers have referred to my outfits as “corporate goth baddie” and “punk goth princess.” I can feel my power growing… 010
Sarah Jane Singer @thenewsarahjane.bsky.social · 05/07/2026It’s only one day post 4th of July and already all my targeted ads are Halloween themed this may be the only good thing ever to come of capitalism 🖤🧡🖤 000
Sarah Jane Singer @thenewsarahjane.bsky.social · 17/06/2026My toxic trait is, every time I’m feeling down, thinking, “A new tattoo would solve this.” 010
Sarah Jane Singer @thenewsarahjane.bsky.social · 18/04/2026I am not immune to the shot of Robby haloed by the sun painting in Peds like the flawed angel he is and neither are you 010
Sarah Jane Singer @thenewsarahjane.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Yesterday was rough. I still have a job, but a lot of talented people do not. We’re all of us reeling. 000
Sarah Jane Singer @thenewsarahjane.bsky.social · 12/02/2026What if…you preordered this fantastic book?! www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/716027...penguinrandomhouse.comMarvel: What If...The Multiverse Was Doomed? by Random House Worlds: 9780593598269 | PenguinRandomHouse.com: BooksAmerica Chavez must gather a team of heroes to make their final stand against Doctor Doom and uncover what led him down this deadly path. So many worlds, so little time. Infinite possibilities, creat... 011
Sarah Jane Singer @thenewsarahjane.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Do you think Taylor Tomlinson would go on a date with me if I asked real nice? 010
Sarah Jane Singer @thenewsarahjane.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Okay but why does he look like he’s about to recite a soliloquy? 000
Sarah Jane Singer @thenewsarahjane.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Me, playing tag with my niece for ten minutes: this can’t be the same body I played sports with in college 000
Reposted by Sarah Jane SingerAnthony Oliveira @meakoopa.bsky.social · 07/01/2026BIG NEWS: for its second year, AVENGERS ACADEMY has again been nominated for the GLAAD award for OUTSTANDING COMIC BOOK! I am so proud of our entire creative team and of this book for its hard work in making people feel seen and celebrated. Thank you all so much. 💖 glaad.org/mediaawards/... 424842
Reposted by Sarah Jane SingerEthan Sacks @ethansacks.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Ms. Rachel opened the show, FaceTiming the child artists in Gaza, greeting and hugging fans, and singing to toddlers. Pretty remarkable to witness. Hours left to see this moving exhibit if you are in New York City. 319166
Sarah Jane Singer @thenewsarahjane.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Can’t tell y’all what project I just got off an editorial call for, but it has given me LIFE. 120
Sarah Jane Singer @thenewsarahjane.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Y’all I am watching an 8-year-old witness her first ever digital camera in real time and am crumbling into dust as I type th— 000
Sarah Jane Singer @thenewsarahjane.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Performer at jazz club tonight: I know it’s not PC to say anymore, but Merry Christmas! Me: It’s literally Hanukkah but okay. 120
Sarah Jane Singer @thenewsarahjane.bsky.social · 16/11/2025This is what Sundays Are For, in case anyone was wondering. 000
Sarah Jane Singer @thenewsarahjane.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Me to me: You do not need more books. You know what, you in fact just straight up do not need More. Me to me: Okay I bought three new books and also a Funko Po—HEAR ME OUT. 010
Sarah Jane Singer @thenewsarahjane.bsky.social · 29/10/2025“He lied about his au—“ Hexing you hexing you hexing you 100
Sarah Jane Singer @thenewsarahjane.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Favorite responses from phone banking for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social tonight: 1. “You got the wrong number but hell YEAH I’m voting Zohran!” 2. “I don’t live in NY anymore but I’d vote for him TEN TIMES if I could.”* *pls don’t try to vote for Zohran ten times but DO vote for him once! 162
Sarah Jane Singer @thenewsarahjane.bsky.social · 20/08/2025I had my FIRST EVER teeth-falling-out dream last night. What do y’all think it means?? 100
Sarah Jane Singer @thenewsarahjane.bsky.social · 17/08/2025Multiple POVs look real enticing until you realize you need to be listening to a different playlist to write each of them. 000
Sarah Jane Singer @thenewsarahjane.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Brb I’m just happy crying because one of my authors got a tattoo in honor of the book we worked on together 💖 000
Sarah Jane Singer @thenewsarahjane.bsky.social · 28/05/2025It’s fine if you don’t like Murderbot, just don’t tell me about it because I’m feral for that little guy (gn). 020
Sarah Jane Singer @thenewsarahjane.bsky.social · 10/05/2025What’s your favorite episode of television and why is it Bob’s Burgers s13e22, “Amelia”? 000
Sarah Jane Singer @thenewsarahjane.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Literally just walked past a trash can on fire which just feels a bit on the nose, you know? 010
Sarah Jane Singer @thenewsarahjane.bsky.social · 06/05/2025Things I said at work today: 1. Now THAT’S a flerken tentacle! 2. That bookmap was my Mount Everest. 3. I’m just not sure it SCREAMS “Marvel.” 4. Listen, I’ll make an art book that’s just Lewis Pullman. Don’t tempt me! #ilovemyjob 000
Sarah Jane Singer @thenewsarahjane.bsky.social · 05/05/2025Whenever I tell my 7-year-old niece about someone I know, she asks, “Are they kind?” And really that is just the best criterion to judge someone by 💖 020
Sarah Jane Singer @thenewsarahjane.bsky.social · 28/04/2025#FirstBadCrushmedia.tenor.coma cartoon of maleficent holding a crow and saying oh dear what an awkward situationAlt: a cartoon of maleficent holding a crow and saying oh dear what an awkward situation 020
Sarah Jane Singer @thenewsarahjane.bsky.social · 28/04/2025Good morning a bird just pooped on my backpack as I made my way to the bus. Stay tuned for more exciting updates. 000
Sarah Jane Singer @thenewsarahjane.bsky.social · 22/04/2025People who sit in aisle seats to block off the empty window seats next to you on crowded buses, I hope you know that you are my nemeses. 000
Sarah Jane Singer @thenewsarahjane.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Okay I’ve already been catcalled and almost hit by a car this morning and it’s only 8:15. Can I go back to bed? 110
Sarah Jane Singer @thenewsarahjane.bsky.social · 15/04/2025This just happened again. Please PLEASE do not do this. It’s inappropriate and it gets me all excited that someone liked my book only to learn that they’re just looking for a gig at Marvel. 000
Sarah Jane Singer @thenewsarahjane.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Stepped into my building’s elevator this morning to be greeted by a pile of cheese puffs? Omen of a weird day ahead, I’ve decided. 000
Sarah Jane Singer @thenewsarahjane.bsky.social · 09/03/2025Flight attendant just handed my mom something and she said, “What’s this?” and he didn’t answer, just stared at her. And she stared at him and I stared at him and he stared at me and my mom and I stared at each other and THEN we realized she’d asked the question in Hebrew. #bilingualproblems 040
Sarah Jane Singer @thenewsarahjane.bsky.social · 07/03/2025When I post about a new project on insta and a creator DMs me to tell me how great new project’s creator is—peak professional experience ❤️❤️❤️ 010