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The Court Jester

@thenbacourtjester.bsky.social
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jesting all over the court

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The Court Jester @thenbacourtjester.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Shaun Livingston has never missed a midrange in his entire NBA career. He finished 1309/1309 on such attempts.
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The Court Jester @thenbacourtjester.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
oooo sweet honey biscuits! i know for a FACT ronald reagan's shriveled up little pecker got a little life breathed into it when patrick ewing got all up in there in them SHORT SHORTS!!! 😍😍
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The Court Jester @thenbacourtjester.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
DISCUSSION POST!: (only real ball knowers allowed no casuals). so the discussion question today is: if ben simmons played in euro league would he be the goat? or would he still be ass...
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The Court Jester @thenbacourtjester.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
DISCOVERED!!: today while pondering i discovered what danny ainge is planning for the utah jazz. i noticed he is keeping the best offensive weapon on the team (brice sensabaugh) on the bench a lot of the time. meanwhile he is spamming keyonte george and jordan clarkson. 1/2
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The Court Jester @thenbacourtjester.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
jared mccain good job on working hard keep up the good work don't listen to the haters
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The Court Jester @thenbacourtjester.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
earl sweatshirt to hard mane
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The Court Jester @thenbacourtjester.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
BREAKING: Hawk Tuah girl launches AI-powered dating app named after her boyfriend😳😳😳💯🗣️
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The Court Jester @thenbacourtjester.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
REPORT: Hornets could be open to trade talks involving Miles Bridges. The Hornets front office states that in order to replace Bridges they would need to acquire a player who "literally just doesn't hit his girlfriend or beat the shit out of her."
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The Court Jester @thenbacourtjester.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
REPORT: Bulls Guard Josh Giddey's ex girlfriend was reportedly caught with T.J. McConnell in bed last night. Sources claim she "tossed his salad like an anteater slurping the last little ants out." Could this be a new midwest rivalry???
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The Court Jester @thenbacourtjester.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
BREAKING: Patrick Beverly, during his tenure playing basketball in israel, was blown to fucking smithereens by a missile explosion when he went too far on his morning jog
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The Court Jester @thenbacourtjester.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
BREAKING: Donald Trump has named Dillon Brooks as head of the department of defense!!! 😱😱😱😬 Hopefully china can shoot threes because there's no way they can dribble past this guy!!!🔥
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The Court Jester @thenbacourtjester.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I bet shaq was all like "yo kobe give me that ball you selfish fuck"
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