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Natalie Byrne

@thenataliebyrne.bsky.social
2.4K followers 184 following 589 posts

Your sanguine San Francisco sweetie. 🖤 Balanced, elegant, and whip-smart. The red hair is just extra. 👩🏻‍🦰 Meet me: www.hey-natalie.co or booking@natalie-byrne.com 📍San Francisco (+ frequent visits to Dallas, Houston, Chicago, NYC, and Boston)

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Natalie Byrne @thenataliebyrne.bsky.social · 13h
I just had a lil’ surgery! It DOES cheer me up! Thanks guys! 😚
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Natalie Byrne @thenataliebyrne.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Does anyone wanna send me a marigold notification to cheer me up? 👉🏻🥺👈🏻
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Natalie Byrne @thenataliebyrne.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Costa Rica was one of the most relaxing and fun trips I’ve had in a minute! ☀️
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Natalie Byrne @thenataliebyrne.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Boots in the Bay, you say? 👢 I’ll never miss a chance to go to the rodeo. 🤠
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Natalie Byrne @thenataliebyrne.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hanging on tight to summer. 👙
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Natalie Byrne @thenataliebyrne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It gives me great joy when I see other pale red heads turning purple on their arms and legs when they’re cold. I AM NOT ALONE. This is mostly related to seeing Sadie Sink at the Prada show.
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Natalie Byrne @thenataliebyrne.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Does anyone take credit cards and have a payment processor they love? I would love to hear feedback. I’m looking at a couple of options and want to know experiences. Send me a DM!
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Natalie Byrne @thenataliebyrne.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Sheer-ly one more glass of wine wouldn’t hurt. 🥂 Wanna join?
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Natalie Byrne @thenataliebyrne.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It was so hot this week in SF that at 2am on Tuesday I ordered a window A/C unit for same day delivery. God bless the internet. 🙏🏻
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Natalie Byrne @thenataliebyrne.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I no longer own these panties. 🫦
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Natalie Byrne @thenataliebyrne.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A little pocket of time opened up Sept 20-22 for something out of town. ✈️ Maybe that has your name on it? After that, my suitcase is getting a well-earned break from trips that aren’t personal for a little while. 🧳 Always available for local adventures too! 🫡
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Natalie Byrne @thenataliebyrne.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I slept on a goat hair purse at Neiman recently because I haven’t had a second to myself and it’s completely sold out. 😭 Saks has it but I can’t use Neiman gift cards there. Kicking myself so hard right now.
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Natalie Byrne @thenataliebyrne.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
accept or decline our cookies. sign up for our newsletter for 10% off. NO! I DONT WANT ANY OF IT.
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Natalie Byrne @thenataliebyrne.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
all my emails this week: I’m sorry it took so long to get back to you 🙃
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Natalie Byrne @thenataliebyrne.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
a little love letter to my date in nyc 💌
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Natalie Byrne @thenataliebyrne.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
get bendy with me? 🧘🏼‍♀️
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Natalie Byrne @thenataliebyrne.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Never cared too much about celebrity death’s but Dolly Parton’s passing does hit me in the gut real hard. 💔
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Natalie Byrne @thenataliebyrne.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
End of Oct SF checklist: - one beach trip - rooftop sunset - clam chowder bread bowl - picnic in GG park - south bay pool daycation - golden gate sunrise - bike ride over the bridge to Sausalito - hike lands end - bittersweet playlist - meet the love of your life
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Natalie Byrne @thenataliebyrne.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Just a classic white tee 😉
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Natalie Byrne @thenataliebyrne.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Travel dates to Houston changed! ☀️ Aug 25-26! Let’s do something cool!
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Natalie Byrne @thenataliebyrne.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
He sent me not ONE but TWO. They just showed up at my door. 🥺 They do smell as amazing as you’d think too (and they come with that adorable metal tool too!). 🍅
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Natalie Byrne @thenataliebyrne.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Favorite protein? I can’t find one that isn’t chalky or has a weird aftertaste. ☹️
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Natalie Byrne @thenataliebyrne.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Ohhhh don’t we love to see this!
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Natalie Byrne @thenataliebyrne.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
me + you?
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Natalie Byrne @thenataliebyrne.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
It’s a burger in a bath kind of day. 🍔
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Natalie Byrne @thenataliebyrne.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Find an endless summer in me. ☀️
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Natalie Byrne @thenataliebyrne.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I have to admit I absolutely love when I show up and there’s gifts. 🫢
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Natalie Byrne @thenataliebyrne.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I put some cute things on Marigold. Like that olive green thing. 👀 And other stuff too. Take a look?
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Natalie Byrne @thenataliebyrne.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Walked out of the house without a bag charm on my bag. I am NAKED. 😫
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Natalie Byrne @thenataliebyrne.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
could be your POV
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Natalie Byrne @thenataliebyrne.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The most beautiful, perfect welcome home bouquet. 💙✨
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Natalie Byrne @thenataliebyrne.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
August 22-24! I can be in Dallas or Austin! Where do you want me? ✨
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Natalie Byrne @thenataliebyrne.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Big thanks to the sweetie who bought this for me. 🖤 Took a couple of weeks to arrive because it’s on backorder but let’s goooooo! ✨ (Timing worked out anyway cause it was here when I got home!)
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Natalie Byrne @thenataliebyrne.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
This isn’t an ad for Diet Coke.🥤
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Natalie Byrne @thenataliebyrne.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
pretty in pink ✨🖤
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Natalie Byrne @thenataliebyrne.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
So my dog sitter texted and was like “hey I love your dog and house but…do you know when you’re coming home?” oh oops nope still didn’t book my ticket 😬
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Natalie Byrne @thenataliebyrne.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I have time for a dinner date in NYC tomorrow. ♥️ Otherwise, my schedule is completely packed. 🙂 Anyone want to take me up on that?
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Natalie Byrne @thenataliebyrne.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I’ll die on this hill but the LV Neverfull is one of the ugliest bags.
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Natalie Byrne @thenataliebyrne.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I’m basic. I want to read The Odyssey (Emily Wilson’s translation). 🥺👉🏻👈🏻 I know too many of the other stories surrounding Odysseus that I feel like I should.
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Natalie Byrne @thenataliebyrne.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
It was a HOT day but the Giants won. ☀️
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Natalie Byrne @thenataliebyrne.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
WHAT? Venmo have you not seen the NEWS?! 😭
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Natalie Byrne @thenataliebyrne.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Surprisingly, I have a pretty light schedule this week and next before I leave for NYC. If anyone wants to take advantage of all that free time, let me know! 😙
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 04/06/2025
Extremely hot take: sex workers should be allowed to bring fee shifting private rights of action against clients who don't pay them, and the lawsuits they bring should be inadmissible in any criminal proceedings against them.
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Natalie Byrne @thenataliebyrne.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I’m choosing to believe that this little number in my luggage counts as light packing. See you in NYC from the 27 to 31! 🤎
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Natalie Byrne @thenataliebyrne.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
It’s always 5 o’clock somewhere.
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Natalie Byrne @thenataliebyrne.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
If you make any type of mouth noises in my presence, I should be legally allowed to slap you with zero repercussions. Children under a certain age and dogs are the exception.
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Natalie Byrne @thenataliebyrne.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
There’s someone who’s from VA who keeps going back and forth on my booking form for some time now. I feel like you just need to go for it.
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Natalie Byrne @thenataliebyrne.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I love when Hello Miss comes through the US cause you get to see all the girls posting their new hot photos. 😮‍💨
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Natalie Byrne @thenataliebyrne.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Champagne for two? 🥂
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Natalie Byrne @thenataliebyrne.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Spot the spots? 🐆
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