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Skylar 🏳️‍⚧️

@thenamesskylar.bsky.social
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Various unhinged thoughts, read at your own risk.

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Skylar 🏳️‍⚧️ @thenamesskylar.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK ON THE DAY IT'S SO FUCKING OVER
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Skylar 🏳️‍⚧️ @thenamesskylar.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
For every "It's so over" there's an equal and opposite "We're so back"
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Skylar 🏳️‍⚧️ @thenamesskylar.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
I hate bows I hate bows I hate bows I hate bows I hate bows I hate bows #DarkAgeHunt
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Skylar 🏳️‍⚧️ @thenamesskylar.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Does a wet dream mean you fail No Nut November
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Skylar 🏳️‍⚧️ @thenamesskylar.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I stayed up watching this just to shout "NO" loud enough to wake up my roommate I think
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Skylar 🏳️‍⚧️ @thenamesskylar.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Wondering how quickly a biography of me would get R-rated if it was a film
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Skylar 🏳️‍⚧️ @thenamesskylar.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
When they said smashing pumpkins this isn't what I had in mind.
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Skylar 🏳️‍⚧️ @thenamesskylar.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Just played my favorite game of "Penis or Pipebomb" with TSA and got the world's shittiest handjob out of it.
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Skylar 🏳️‍⚧️ @thenamesskylar.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
If :3 is a cat, then :4 is a mouse
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Skylar 🏳️‍⚧️ @thenamesskylar.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Todaybor Day is Labor Day.
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Skylar 🏳️‍⚧️ @thenamesskylar.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Just saw someone on the side of the road using a VHS camcorder. The fucking hit of nostalgia was wild.
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Skylar 🏳️‍⚧️ @thenamesskylar.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
The wild thing about being a top is that if a bottom finds out they just start running like a lost puppy. Like what do they think going ":3" and "Mommy uwu" is going to do, huh? All you have to do is just look at them a certain way and they're already squealing. They're so easy it's not even funny
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Skylar 🏳️‍⚧️ @thenamesskylar.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Coming to the realization that I could just sell pictures of my feet
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Michael de Adder @deadder.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
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Maria Elena @mary-helen.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
As an Episcopalian, I'm proud of the stands the church continues to hold. From the inauguration to this latest travesty.
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Skylar 🏳️‍⚧️ @thenamesskylar.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Are you bad at making decisions or did you grow up constantly being told you were doing things wrong that you choose to do nothing instead?
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Skylar 🏳️‍⚧️ @thenamesskylar.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Gridlock
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Skylar 🏳️‍⚧️ @thenamesskylar.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
When people ask me what is wrong with me and then I ask how much time they have, it's a very serious question and I am wishing someone would listen. In no order but it can be said this way: The worlds fucked People are fucked I'm fucked I want to get fucked Things beyond my control are fucked
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Skylar 🏳️‍⚧️ @thenamesskylar.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I wonder if trans fat are going to get banned in the US
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Skylar 🏳️‍⚧️ @thenamesskylar.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Shitty AI images from Congress cool thanks
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TashasEv @tashasev.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Stop doomscrolling for a second and look at this absolute unit that visited me earlier today
An extremely round gray squirrel hunched over a nut in its paws, nibbling on its exterior. The squirrel’s tail is draped over its back, but looks small and sad because the squirrel is so big in comparison
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Skylar 🏳️‍⚧️ @thenamesskylar.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Is it necrophilia if it's with someone that's dead on the inside
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Skylar 🏳️‍⚧️ @thenamesskylar.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
If republican men are the top consumers of trans videos I might as well cash in on the market.
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Skylar 🏳️‍⚧️ @thenamesskylar.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
This is the Lock Picking Lawyer and what I have for you today is...
An image of the second encounter of the Destiny 2 dungeon Sundered Doctrine. The boss' name is Zoetic Lockset.
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Skylar 🏳️‍⚧️ @thenamesskylar.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
If losing sleep was an Olympic sport I'd probably be on the podium
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Skylar 🏳️‍⚧️ @thenamesskylar.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Mental stability ain't got nothing on laying in bed for 4 hours thinking about all the things you've been yelled at for
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Skylar 🏳️‍⚧️ @thenamesskylar.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Tap tap is this thing on hi I'm here now
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