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Mystic Satyr

@themysticsatyr.bsky.social
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🏳️‍🌈 TX Mystic trying to figure out what he wants for dinner

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Taran Fiddler @tfiddlerart.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Hidden Waterfall 🐮
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Mystic Satyr @themysticsatyr.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
🛏️ Goodnight moon😴
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Mystic Satyr @themysticsatyr.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Me: "Is this really Hermes or you just messing with me?" Hermes: "Go open the gate." Me: "Why it's dark and raining, I..." Hermes: "GO!" *Runs to open the gate and helps a Doordasher deliver someone's Chick-fil-A* Me (cold and wet): "Ok, Ok, you're Hermes" Hermes: "Told you soooo... *LOL*"
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Mystic Satyr @themysticsatyr.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
The magestic grackle 🐦 🔊
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Mystic Satyr @themysticsatyr.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
If you're not jizzing for a spell, You're not doing witchcraft. 🪄 ♉ 🍆💦💦💦 ♉ 🪄
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Killian 🔥🏳️‍🌈 @witchywolf58.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
May Goddess be with us today! #witchsky #witchhumor
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Mystic Satyr @themysticsatyr.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Look what just came in!!! I'm so excited I could just spit 😆💦💦💦 "The Diary of an American Witch" avaliable on Amazon 😉✨ @wsl.bsky.social #witchsky #booksky #occultsky
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Mystic Satyr @themysticsatyr.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
It's a lovely night to go dancing naked in the forest, see y'all there. 🌳😈🔥💃🌳
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Mystic Satyr @themysticsatyr.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
🫩 You better make me feel ALIVE!!!
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Mystic Satyr @themysticsatyr.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
It's Mercury day, time to leave shit in the past and don't look back.
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