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M is for Mikey who was swept out to sea @themvp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Watching a promo for NCIS: New York. Soon all crime nationwide will be investigated by the Navy

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M is for Mikey who was swept out to sea @themvp.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Vacation - Being a lump on a different couch this week

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M is for Mikey who was swept out to sea @themvp.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I hiked to the top of Bunker Hill tower today and I was a mess

Bunker hill memorial in Charlestown, Boston. There are 294 steps to the top

A sweaty middle-aged man who made it to the top

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M is for Mikey who was swept out to sea @themvp.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

I’ve seen this movie and the remake. My condolences to this town

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M is for Mikey who was swept out to sea @themvp.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Learned the liquor store near me sells cowboy hats Learned this is 1/4 inch too big for mi cabeza

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M is for Mikey who was swept out to sea @themvp.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

If I send you this, it means today will be my vengeance

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M is for Mikey who was swept out to sea @themvp.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Ordered steak tapas and my friend wanted the steak medium well. I am a medium rare guy.

Spy vs spy cartoons guys one in white and one in black about to blow each other up

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M is for Mikey who was swept out to sea @themvp.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Today I learned that cigarettes from Mexico are more dangerous than the ones you buy in the US

Marlboro gold cigarettes from Mexico with wilted banana saying erectile dysfunction in Spanish

Another pack with varicose veins in Spanish

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M is for Mikey who was swept out to sea @themvp.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

I write in bastardized cursive and I think it’s cute 😭

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M is for Mikey who was swept out to sea @themvp.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Doesn’t even know the world is on fire. *photos of the cat that lives with me over the past 12 hours

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M is for Mikey who was swept out to sea @themvp.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

That’s enough politics for the Bluesky today. I’m smart enough to not like what’s happening but too dumb to meaningfully add to the discussion. I will be increasing photos where I think I look hot in order to showcase my availability to foreign partners

Me at a restaurant. I swear I have a friend I cropped out of the photo

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M is for Mikey who was swept out to sea @themvp.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Last week I went to Dallas and looked at art at The Kimball Museum

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M is for Mikey who was swept out to sea @themvp.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

Enjoying couch time, which means I’m too freaked out by the state of the US to leave my house

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M is for Mikey who was swept out to sea @themvp.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

I took a photo of my last graham cracker man last night and he knows the horrors to come. My very own sugary Cassandra

One tiny, graham cracker man in a small glass bowl with a horrified expression

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M is for Mikey who was swept out to sea @themvp.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

Flew across the country to see my parents and hiding in my room like a teenager

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M is for Mikey who was swept out to sea @themvp.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Spiraling in my parents guest bedroom in Flo-rida. Merry Christmas and may you all get a pair of the Reeboks with the straps, and may all the Shawtys get low this holiday

A photo of me spiraling in my parent’s guest bedroom. I’m giving a thumbs up but my eyes are dead inside. Flo Ridas seminal classic “Low” plays in the background.

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M is for Mikey who was swept out to sea @themvp.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

That the National Inquirer found a use for AI is almost worth the oceans boiling and humanity dying out through our hubris and stupidity 😍

National Enquirer magazine with a headline that reads: AI solves Jonbenet Murder!

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M is for Mikey who was swept out to sea @themvp.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

We're doing suburban Los Angeles today, folks

Clear blue skies over red spanish tile roofs in The San Fernando Valley

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M is for Mikey who was swept out to sea @themvp.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

America is crumbling around me, but I can still have a day at the beach

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M is for Mikey who was swept out to sea @themvp.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

I am in Boston and went to the wrong Chipotle 😭

Another Chipotle in Boston, where Thomas Paine did not write "common sense", but maybe someone wrote a federalism paper?

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M is for Mikey who was swept out to sea @themvp.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

I have developed a stubborn patch of dry skin under my eye. We stay winning

I'm pointing at a groady to the max patch of dry skin on my face

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M is for Mikey who was swept out to sea @themvp.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

I am emotionally and intellectually incapable of doing so

My Panda Express fortune which states, "Make it a win-win situation"

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M is for Mikey who was swept out to sea @themvp.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

A straight man flicked the brim of my hat in a teasing way and now I want to break up his marriage 😭

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M is for Mikey who was swept out to sea @themvp.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

It's giving Prince Charles, except I got it without inbreeding

Prince Charles hands. I will not describe them because I wish this knowledge on no person

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M is for Mikey who was swept out to sea @themvp.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

Me, looking like i have giant club hands while shuffling a mini Uno card deck was popular on Instagram.

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M is for Mikey who was swept out to sea @themvp.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

Picked up a middle-aged man book at the airport

My middle-aged man book called The Wager, a tale of Shipwreck, Mutiny and Murder by David Grann

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M is for Mikey who was swept out to sea @themvp.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

He should do this simply because I'd like to see less of her on TV

Headline saying: "Trump eyeing fox news host jeanine pirro for top prosecutor in DC"

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M is for Mikey who was swept out to sea @themvp.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

They put a face in my coffee, and now I've gone and anthropomorphized it and can't drink it 😭

My latte with a smiling sun design in the foam. I did in fact drink and heard the cries of the damned

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M is for Mikey who was swept out to sea @themvp.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

Kid yanked my KitKat and gave me this rock and walked away

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M is for Mikey who was swept out to sea @themvp.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

Interesting article. I find any talk of a return to American "Christian Values" disturbing because American Christianity is a mouthpiece for capitalism and exclusion as a will to power because wealth is a sign that you are saved.

The title of an article written in Vanity Fair titled: "Christianity Was 'Borderline Illegal' in Silicon Valley. Now It's the New Religion"

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M is for Mikey who was swept out to sea @themvp.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

Left the country for the weekend. Hopefully they let me back in

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