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Morgue Anne

@themorgueanne.bsky.social
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Seattle's Burlesque Supervillainess / Elected Gothic Royalty / The Plague Queen She/Her

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Morgue Anne @themorgueanne.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I did it I gave myself the perfect number of tasks to always be working on one as a way to procrastinate on the others in a way that keeps me at a steady level of being productive. We'll see how long I can keep this up.
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Morgue Anne @themorgueanne.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I've sworn off dating musicians so I feel comfortable sharing that while nothing makes me dryer than Wonderwall, a Violent Femmes song probably would have worked on me. Especially Kiss Off.
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Shadow&SilkNightmarket @shadowandsilk.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
We're incredibly excited to introduce the amazing featured performers joining us for our July 10th opening night! 6:00 PM – 11:00 PM Featured Performers & DJ! Morgue Anne Morrighan @themorgueanne.bsky.social Thor Axel Hoes Papa Cherry Salacious D Lovers Lair 5329 Evergreen Wy, Everett, WA 98203
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Morgue Anne @themorgueanne.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
"5 Stars, you can openly cry here and no one will bother you." - my Google maps review of Planet Fitness
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Morgue Anne @themorgueanne.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Ever step outside to take a smoke break but spend the whole time so caught in your feelings that you forget to smoke? ...me neither.
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Morgue Anne @themorgueanne.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Sitting a lot this pride season in how while "Bi" is technically the correct box I fit in, I do really prefer just calling myself Queer. Idk man I just like who I like.
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Morgue Anne @themorgueanne.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
The reward for being a lover girl is you get to be the architect of your own heart's destruction.
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Morgue Anne @themorgueanne.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I fully booked up my June before I ever even had to put out a call and I'm pretty proud of that. 💅 There's maybe some late Sundays or Mon-Wed availabilities but your girl is staying booked and busy.
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Morgue Anne @themorgueanne.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I'm never so good about going to the gym as when I'm mad at a man.
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Morgue Anne @themorgueanne.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
How come when I'm away from my computer all I can think of is all the work I need to do on it but when I'm in front of my computer none of it matters and I should go outside actually
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Morgue Anne @themorgueanne.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
He said he knew I was having a bad day because when he got in my car I was listening to the Smiths 🤣
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Morgue Anne @themorgueanne.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I ate so much garbage food yesterday that today all I want is vegetable
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Morgue Anne @themorgueanne.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I'm going through a really stressful time rn so naturally I have an urge to watch Smile 2.
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Morgue Anne @themorgueanne.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Are Lunchables good? Absolutely not. Do I need to once a year buy myself some because I promised child me I would? Yes definitely.
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Morgue Anne @themorgueanne.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
My boyfriend is gonna think his bday gift sucks because I'm broke but actually it's because he's been a shitty boyfriend these past few months. (For legal reasons this is a joke)
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Morgue Anne @themorgueanne.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Did I "manifest bookings" or did I loudly say "hey I'm available on these dates" and people booked me because I'm great?
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Morgue Anne @themorgueanne.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Happy Spring
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Morgue Anne @themorgueanne.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I should learn how to sew a pencil skirt.
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Morgue Anne @themorgueanne.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Seeing people flail about in pure joy because I played a gay little song is the best part is my job.
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Morgue Anne @themorgueanne.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Sometimes I wonder "am I queer enough?" Because it's really easy for me to date men but I struggle talking to pretty women romantically but then someone sends me a video of a gal crushing a can of monster between her thighs and like.... Oh yeah I'm hella gay y'all.
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Morgue Anne @themorgueanne.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I wasn't sobbing in my car my eyes are red because I just took a fat blinker I swear.
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Morgue Anne @themorgueanne.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
When your phone automatically connects to the wifi at the hip new venue he thought he was introducing you to.
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Morgue Anne @themorgueanne.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Trying the Smile 2 method of drinking water every time I'm feeling anxious. Gonna waterboard the bad feelings out of me.
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KUOW Public Radio @kuow.org · 13/03/2026
Immigration arrests in King County increased more than 300% from January to December last year. That’s according to new federal records obtained by researchers at the University of Washington’s Center for Human Rights.
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King County saw more street immigration arrests than any other county in WA last year
Immigration arrests in King County increased more than 300% from January to December last year. That’s according to federal records obtained by researchers at the University of Washington’s Center for...
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Morgue Anne @themorgueanne.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I am not baublemaxxxing to my full potential I fear. Need more trinkets.
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Morgue Anne @themorgueanne.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Went to put money in someone's GoFundMe and my card got declined for insufficient funds 😅
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Morgue Anne @themorgueanne.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
The only downside to my resolution to stop dating musicians is now I have no idea who to book for my birthday show.
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Morgue Anne @themorgueanne.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Watching Marie Antoinette because I need some goddamn whimsy
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Morgue Anne @themorgueanne.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Coffee shop music went from There is a Light That Never Goes Out to Build me Up Buttercup. No notes.
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Morgue Anne @themorgueanne.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I have two events next Sunday and they each only have 11 tickets left. Can I cross "sold out show" off my bingo card early this year?
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Morgue Anne @themorgueanne.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Can't sleep, planning my solo self care day Sunday. Brow wax > massage > drinks during quiet reading time at a book bar. A perfect day.
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Morgue Anne @themorgueanne.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Sometimes my husband does this thing called a "housewife fee" where he just sends me money as recognition for the disproportionate amount of labor I do in our household. It's awesome.
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Morgue Anne @themorgueanne.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
One thing I appreciate about the 28 - Later franchise is the naked women get a merkin but the naked men go full frontal
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Morgue Anne @themorgueanne.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Twice today in two different bathrooms I have realised too late that there was no toilet paper.
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Morgue Anne @themorgueanne.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I need to make a "breakup letter" stage prop. So it needs to be one line like "It's not you it's me" or "I don't love you anymore". Something that immediately conveys what's happening in a punchy way.
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Morgue Anne @themorgueanne.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I think I got scammed tonight. Guy put his whole dinner and drinks on my tab at the bar 😭
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Morgue Anne @themorgueanne.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
One of my least favorite things as an events organiser is when you end up with the same day as other cool events put on by people you respect that you would have wanted to go to.
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Morgue Anne @themorgueanne.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
My 2026 Resolution is to be just as chronically online, but in like a productive way.
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Morgue Anne @themorgueanne.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Oscillating Wildly is one of my favorite puns and I will use it every opportunity I can (which is more often than you'd think).
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Morgue Anne @themorgueanne.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Everyone always says to let go of anger but like fucking HOW?!
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Morgue Anne @themorgueanne.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
So like what are the Furries listening to these days?
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Morgue Anne @themorgueanne.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
"Oh, we're not doing couples therapy we're just reading Gone Girl together."
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Morgue Anne @themorgueanne.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Ok but WHICH MAC products is Chappelle using to get that perfect Goth white??
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Morgue Anne @themorgueanne.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Should I do a "People Quentin Tarantino hates" category for trivia?
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Morgue Anne @themorgueanne.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
There won't be a second date, but at least now he knows how to pronounce Jordan Peele's name.
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Morgue Anne @themorgueanne.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Saw Hamnet last night and I have to say my biggest issue with the film is they had the opportunity to have Anne Hathaway play Anne Hathaway and squandered it.
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Morgue Anne @themorgueanne.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Should I make/sell holiday merch packs?
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Morgue Anne @themorgueanne.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I need more photos but I don't feel "photo ready" but I should do it anyway (and it's important to document the ever changing moments in life) but if I'm spending time on that I'm not spending time on improving but but but 🙃
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Morgue Anne @themorgueanne.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I miss the Noc Noc and my friend Trystan. ❤️‍🩹
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