The Moonbeamz @themoonbeamz.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Hooooooooow grown ass adults leave the bathroom looking like a toddler had play time in the sink is piiiiisssing me off!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LEFT WATER ALL OVER THE COUNTER AND FLOOR ANGELA?! WHAT TF WERE YOU DOING IN HERE?!?! 020
The Moonbeamz @themoonbeamz.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Describe your BlueSky account with a single imagemedia.tenor.coma woman in a pink shirt with the words little bit of this little bit of that below herALT: a woman in a pink shirt with the words little bit of this little bit of that below her 010
The Moonbeamz @themoonbeamz.bsky.social · 01/04/2026ABOUT TIME!!!! Because who even approved the new recipe?! it was T-RASH 010
The Moonbeamz @themoonbeamz.bsky.social · 30/03/2026I usually would not do this… Because putting this out there shows what I’ve allowed myself to deal with and it’s embarrassing (screenshots to follow) If there are any other parents dealing with this that would be willing to share some constructive advice, I’d appreciate it. #parallelparenting 100
The Moonbeamz @themoonbeamz.bsky.social · 10/03/2026After 252 days… 6,050.3 hours… 363,018 minutes… I have officially accepted a job offer and am no longer unemployed!!! This has been one of THE most humbling experiences as someone who has been used to taking care of herself and her kids… I’m thankful though and ready to get to it 390
The Moonbeamz @themoonbeamz.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Anyone else on here deliver for Instacart? I want to hear your biggest pet peeves…I’ll start: When people don’t leave ANY delivery instructions but getting into their location is like getting into Fort fuckin Knox and when you do get in it’s a labyrinth to actually deliver them order. 010
The Moonbeamz @themoonbeamz.bsky.social · 07/03/2026When you’re on your cycle and you stand up or shift a little:media.tenor.coma room with a lot of blood and a sign that says ' elevator ' on itALT: a room with a lot of blood and a sign that says ' elevator ' on it 010
The Moonbeamz @themoonbeamz.bsky.social · 12/02/2026I’m always being reminded what I am inside and out 😏 020
The Moonbeamz @themoonbeamz.bsky.social · 01/02/2026I legitimately thought that Mariah was saying “Nipple in your complex” in Obsessed for a long ass time. Imagine the moment I realized she was saying “Napoleon complex”media.tenor.coma man is holding his hand to his chin and making a funny face .ALT: a man is holding his hand to his chin and making a funny face . 000
The Moonbeamz @themoonbeamz.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Parents who let their small children walk behind them are careless.media.tenor.coma woman in a pink dress is making a funny face and saying `` i said what i said '' .ALT: a woman in a pink dress is making a funny face and saying `` i said what i said '' . 172
Reposted by The Moonbeamz🥀L8te_Bloomer_JJ! @l8tebloomer25.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Coworker: "I'm excited about seeing the Melania movie. Do you plan on seeing it?" Me: "Did you say Michelle Obama's "Becoming" documentary? Sure." Coworker: (face beet red) "Oh..... It's the patriotic thing to do. I thought- " Me: "Michelle." 👀 295
The Moonbeamz @themoonbeamz.bsky.social · 30/01/20264th season of #NurseJackie and I’m so mad at this chick!!! 000
The Moonbeamz @themoonbeamz.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Watching someone who told you they didn’t need help, go so slowly and still doing it wrong during a work meeting is soooooo disrespectful/irritating. It’s not a good use of the attendee’s time 000
Reposted by The MoonbeamzSbooks @bemorelikeharper.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Asking the question may show that your thinking is wrong and that’s threatening to the ego. Manage the ego. 0105
The Moonbeamz @themoonbeamz.bsky.social · 27/01/2026This woman just told me my profile was gorgeous and I looked like a painting🥹🥰 #loveablackwomantoinfinity 000
The Moonbeamz @themoonbeamz.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Where else are my Chaos Coordinators at? Drop a pic ✨ 000
Reposted by The MoonbeamzJazzReads📚🏀 @jazzreads.bsky.social · 24/01/2026I did this at Christmas and my nephew was like Auntie please..🤣 26411
The Moonbeamz @themoonbeamz.bsky.social · 24/01/2026I really wonder daily what would happen if all minority people actually disappeared from the United States…to a new and alternate universe where yt folks couldn’t reach… They’d do everything just to find it though lol 020
The Moonbeamz @themoonbeamz.bsky.social · 21/01/2026I’ve been talking with my girlfriend about marriage and our future and these conversation have shown me how ill prepared I was for and in my first marriage… I didn’t have an understanding of what a “healthy” relationship was growing up…don’t get me wrong my parents did what they thought was 1/6 100
The Moonbeamz @themoonbeamz.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Expecting me to be the bigger person when I stand at 5’3” is crazy work in my opinion… 000
The Moonbeamz @themoonbeamz.bsky.social · 20/01/2026I cut all my hair off in December… it was a long time coming over the last three years the transitions have been ABUNDANT between becoming a divorced mom of three, living on my own for the first time and losing my job last year…releasing the energy stored in my hair was necessary #bigchop 150
Reposted by The MoonbeamzNaeja // DJ N.Luv💕 @capturedcleo.bsky.social · 20/01/2026First set of the year 💕 #NLuvNails 4459
The Moonbeamz @themoonbeamz.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Baaaaaaby! Ain’t nothing like ACTUALLY being disrespectful after someone says you’re being disrespectful when you weren’tmedia.tenor.coma man speaking into a microphone with the words you gon ' learn today below himALT: a man speaking into a microphone with the words you gon ' learn today below him 030
The Moonbeamz @themoonbeamz.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Definitely passed out right before my daughter’s party yesterday 🤦🏿♀️ I have GOT to remember to eat…and drink water…and not stand directly in the hot ass sun too long 000
The Moonbeamz @themoonbeamz.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Omg if my neighbors dogs don’t shut TF UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 130
The Moonbeamz @themoonbeamz.bsky.social · 11/01/2026People trying to race on Santa Monica Blvd in Century City…in traffic…on a Saturday…get a fuckin grip! 010
The Moonbeamz @themoonbeamz.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Starting from the beginning is humbling…but also motivating because I know I’ve reached the goal I set for myself before and I’m bout to get there and beyond. 010
Reposted by The MoonbeamzBlack Film Alerts 🎥 @blackfilmalerts.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Ryan Coogler wins award for Best Original Screenplay for ‘Sinners’ #CriticsChoiceAwards 611728
The Moonbeamz @themoonbeamz.bsky.social · 04/01/2026I will immediately remove myself from group chats with people I don’t know. You didn’t ask me to be here and I don’t care about this conversation so…media.tenor.coma man in a suit and sunglasses is sitting in front of a microphone .ALT: a man in a suit and sunglasses is sitting in front of a microphone . 000
The Moonbeamz @themoonbeamz.bsky.social · 31/12/2025When you have to wash the sheets because it was like…media.tenor.coma waterfall with a black background and a lot of water coming down itALT: a waterfall with a black background and a lot of water coming down it 151
The Moonbeamz @themoonbeamz.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Omg omg how come no one told me how fuckin good #TheMightyNein was?!?! THIS SHOW IS A-FUCKIN-MAZING 000
Reposted by The MoonbeamzFancy Hicks-Gribble @stabithabrown.blacksky.app · 24/12/2025media.tenor.coma cartoon witch is standing in front of a blue sky holding something in her hand .Alt: Animated opening scene of Bewitched, where Tabitha takes her hat off and twitches her nose 2126
The Moonbeamz @themoonbeamz.bsky.social · 24/12/2025THE SECOND THIS TODDLER GOES TO SLEEP!!!!!!!media.tenor.coma painting of a smiling moon with red eyes and the letter b on the bottomALT: a painting of a smiling moon with red eyes and the letter b on the bottom 030
The Moonbeamz @themoonbeamz.bsky.social · 24/12/2025It’s getting out of hand at this point personally. My lady just smiles and goes with it though so 🤭😏 000
The Moonbeamz @themoonbeamz.bsky.social · 24/12/2025You raggedy bitches!!! Why didn’t anyone tell me how much getting a retainer hurts?!? I thought it was bout to be smooth ass sailing once these braces came off!!! What in the ENTIRE FUUUUCK!!!!!!! 000
The Moonbeamz @themoonbeamz.bsky.social · 21/12/2025That moment #Luca betrayed Alberto was honestly some wild shit like daaaaaaaaamn that hurt 000
The Moonbeamz @themoonbeamz.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Overhearing my kids and their friends talking about how good my cooking ismedia.tenor.coma woman is sitting in a chair with the words `` i know '' written on the screen .ALT: a woman is sitting in a chair with the words `` i know '' written on the screen . 020
The Moonbeamz @themoonbeamz.bsky.social · 13/12/2025Getting blamed for something that the parallel parent does regularly is both infuriating but also is par for the course…parenthood sucks when you have to deal with an emotionally immature and blame seeking individual. It’s exhausting and I have 15 more years to go…media.tenor.coma woman with long hair is wearing a necklace and a blue shirt .ALT: a woman with long hair is wearing a necklace and a blue shirt . 000
The Moonbeamz @themoonbeamz.bsky.social · 12/12/2025Y’all when I tell you that I tickle myself with the shenanigans I get our #ElfontheShelf Elfonzo into 🤣🤣🤣 010
The Moonbeamz @themoonbeamz.bsky.social · 11/12/20252025 Me to 2020 Me: “and that’s what happened over the last 5 years” 2020 Me:media.tenor.coma woman is sticking her tongue out while wearing a bravo logoALT: a woman is sticking her tongue out while wearing a bravo logo 040
