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TheMonkey

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Gen-X old punk science fiction nerd raised on Vonnegut, LeGuin, Battletech, and Comic Books.

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TheMonkey @themonkey7.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We need Gypo-Bax stories. He's almost as bad as Sinestro!
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 01/10/2026
Here's a funny thing about the right to vote: it wasn't won by voting.
Two suffragists in period dress, ceremonially putting ballots into a ballot box. The background has been replaced with an elaborate collage of 19th C printing-press parts. The ballots are glowing with radiant spikes. The face of the ballot box has been replaced with an Nvidia Vera Lynn GPU.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 24/09/2026
"While Charlie Brown did once again accelerate toward the ball, miss it entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violently with a disquieting crunch, we do not believe that now is the time for a dramatic change in kicking strategy." buff.ly/X2RjqP5
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“Charlie Brown Must Stay the Course”: A Football Kick Autopsy Report by the Democratic Party
“While Charlie Brown did once again accelerate toward the ball, miss the ball entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violen...
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TheMonkey @themonkey7.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Watching the original Jurassic Park with the kids. For a movie made in 1993 it holds up really well! Kids were on edge during the T-Rex scene.
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James Martin, SJ @jamesmartinsj.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"The value of persons, however, does not depend on what they achieve or produce ... The fundamental dignity of each person, therefore, is neither acquired nor earned, nor does it need to be justified ... The dignity of every human person can be described as infinite" "Magnifica Humanitas."
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TheMonkey @themonkey7.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No reason science fiction and romance can't exist in the same book. There are now TWO Battletech romance novels. I'm sure you can fit a romance story into one of your universes!
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TheMonkey @themonkey7.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I can't watch Trump give a speech without thinking of Grandpa Simpson telling one of his rambling stories.
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TheMonkey @themonkey7.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I didn't know she did DC covers. That Wonder Woman is SO GOOD!
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 21/09/2026
One of the less remarked-upon aspects of atheism is how it changes the way you see sunsets. If you believe in an omnipresent God, then sunsets are one of God's intentional creations, which means that the beautiful colors refracting through the darkling sky were *chosen* to produce that effect.
Two cross-sectioned anatomical drawings of men's heads revealing their brains, which have been filled with marching robots from old pulp magazines. Their stare at one another with raw, exposed anatomical drawing eyeballs, which radiate a halo of spiky lines. The background is a psychedelic, fractal-shot colored cloudscape.
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 18/09/2026
I'll to come right out and say it: statistical extrapolation is *fine*. One of the most useful ways to understand the present and anticipate the future is measuring the things that happened in the past, find the correlations among them, and extrapolate likely future outcomes from those correlations.
A series of high-magnification views of a seemingly smooth human heart valve, revealing the rough texture under extreme close-up.


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Zhaoxing Wang, Kunpeng Wang & Yan Xu (modified)
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TheMonkey @themonkey7.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Why are so many dem politicians out of touch? Do they actually think a MAGA voter will switch and vote for them if they are anti-trans? Independents don't care enough to have it impact their vote, they have other priorities, and it makes rank and file Dems less likely to support you.
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TheMonkey @themonkey7.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Cost of car rental at airport: $320 ($230 + $90 airport fees and taxes Cost of car rental from the local non-airport location of the same company. $320 ($290 rental +$30 taxes) Corporations suck.
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 14/09/2026
Of all the weird recurring motifs of the stories people tell me about the AI labor wars, the *weirdest* is when bosses demand to be reassured that their contractors and workers will *absolutely* use AI to get the job done.
A worn out keyboard, cropped over the bottom left modifier keys. Posed in the image is a bearded prophet in Bronze Age robes, arms uplifted in worship.

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TheMonkey @themonkey7.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Pretty cool that is the rings at the extremes (R,O,I,V) that control you and the ones in the middle that you control (Y,G,B).
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TheMonkey @themonkey7.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I've also wanted to take a ball-peen hammer to the flatware in your previous posts.
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TheMonkey @themonkey7.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Simpsons: Abe Simpson - An Old Man's Talking
Alt: Simpsons: Abe Simpson - An Old Man's Talking All the kids from the Simpsons come over to hear Grandpa ramble on.
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TheMonkey @themonkey7.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Is this Trump or Grandpa Simpson?
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TheMonkey @themonkey7.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I enjoyed season one of Blue Eye Samurai. Did they release more?
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TheMonkey @themonkey7.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Eating with these would feel like putting a stranger's fingers in your mouth. Barf.
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TheMonkey @themonkey7.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I've got the weekend free!
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TheMonkey @themonkey7.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'll always remember his catch phrase, "A pew for both of you!"
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TheMonkey @themonkey7.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
A lot of times faculty have to pay to contribute.
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TheMonkey @themonkey7.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Trump says the ballroom is needed for security, but this is so rushed it's going to be an even bigger security risk than his Qatari jet. He'll be forced to flee in another catering truck. The next administration will have no choice but to tear it down.
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TheMonkey @themonkey7.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Another example of our vacuum up economy: I've been getting ads saying you should pay your rent with a credit card. People don't have enough money for purchases, so they are targeting people's largest necessary expense. They get 3% immediately and can trap people with interest payments.
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TheMonkey @themonkey7.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
We were sold trickle down but got vacuum up.
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 26/08/2026
They disinvented the VCR. You might think that the reason we don't have VCRs anymore is because VCRs were supplanted by DVDs, PVRs and streaming, but that's not the case. They had it in for the VCR from the very start, and they never stopped trying to kill it. Eventually, they succeeded. 1/
A 1960s family living room in which a mom, dad and two kids are mesmerized by a cabinet-style TV. The image has been altered. The TV has an early 1990s VCR atop it. The TV screen is displaying a cross-sectioned human head with brains and spine on display. A huge fist has materialized in the room, with bloody spiked knuckle-dusters, smashing into the VCR. The oil painting over the sofa has been replaced with a pulp image of a male head, its cranium removed and replaced by a dome. Inside the dome is a red eight-segment VCR clock, displaying 12:00. The background in the painting is a tangle of cassette tape. The whole image's colors have been boosted, giving it an overexposed look.
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TheMonkey @themonkey7.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Living in Michigan every GOP ad I see against El-Sayed and Benson is hateful/false/ugly and comes from dark money. I have yet to see any political ads that say anything positive about Rogers or James.
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TheMonkey @themonkey7.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
You had my vote at giant mech and my loyalty at taking stuff from billionaires!
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TheMonkey @themonkey7.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Have fun!
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TheMonkey @themonkey7.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Sounds like something you would say if you were trying to hide the fact that you are Batman!
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TheMonkey @themonkey7.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
That's a person. She's a bear!
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TheMonkey @themonkey7.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Only Batman would remember what an old charger is used for. Usually you keep those not knowing what it charges.
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TheMonkey @themonkey7.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I want my hoverboard!
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TheMonkey @themonkey7.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
"We are who we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be" - Kurt Vonnegut
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TheMonkey @themonkey7.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
No sausage, only cheese!
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TheMonkey @themonkey7.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
That sounds right. I was so confused.
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TheMonkey @themonkey7.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
In the '90s I collected a bunch of X-Men titles. Then while away at school there was some huge crossover where the titles changed names and you needed to read every one to find out what was going on. I haven't bought Marvel since.
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TheMonkey @themonkey7.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
"But what about the wait times!" I scream while sitting on my couch scratching my itchy skin as I wait three months to see a dermatologist.
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TheMonkey @themonkey7.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I liked True Detective and I like superheros, so of course I'd like the combination of the two!
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TheMonkey @themonkey7.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Put Plastic Man on your wall! Get something to hang, paint it glossy red, and add yellow and black stripes!
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TheMonkey @themonkey7.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I visited the Smoky Mountain last month there were three Trump merchandise stores. No customers in any of them.
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TheMonkey @themonkey7.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
We were promised a trickle down economy, instead we got a vacuum up economy.
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TheMonkey @themonkey7.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Battletech hits the perpetual war note without going grimdark well.
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TheMonkey @themonkey7.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This thread is a love letter to Battletech by so many in the community. The best fandom in gaming!
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TheMonkey @themonkey7.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
You can probably say this about a lot of universes, but Battletech is different. It is very grounded and people focused. There are no aliens because of this focus. People matter and are good and bad, likely at the same time. Plus they get to pilot giant stompy robots - that fight like people.
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TheMonkey @themonkey7.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The setting is such a great sandbox. There is room for grand war-of-the-roses novels and also a yearly pride anthology of fan written short stories. Both fit and are important and bound together by a fan base that wants to share and grow their love of Battletech.
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TheMonkey @themonkey7.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
You'd love the Battletech community! The fan base took a stand against racism and fascism in favor of inclusion. Very welcoming to all!
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TheMonkey @themonkey7.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
To be fair, it was during Triscuit's wild phase when they were trying to drop the reputation of being Frosted Mini-Wheats with salt instead of sugar.
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TheMonkey @themonkey7.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Don't reserve a room at @wyndhamhotels.bsky.social. They overbooked and didn't have a anything for my family. No warning! Refunding my credit card had a two day wait. I had to rebook at another hotel for three times the price. Never trust a booking at a Wyndham Hotel. Corporate enshittification.
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TheMonkey @themonkey7.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Just got back from a trip to rural Tennessee. No Trump flags or signs anywhere other than in the three Trump Stores. And all the stores were empty with no customers.
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