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Michael Garcia

@themikegarcia.bsky.social
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Voice Actor SAG-Aftra #Starfield #Netflix #Paramount+ Photographer / Filmmaker Los Angeles CA 3x Guinness World Record Holder 🏆

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Michael Garcia @themikegarcia.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
They’re gonna have to build a MAGA wing in hell 👹
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Michael Garcia @themikegarcia.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Los Angeles from the sky today
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Michael Garcia @themikegarcia.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
I can’t do work today because my Mom gave me 8 bags of caramel corn for Christmas
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Michael Garcia @themikegarcia.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Anyone else unable to throw away their Pandemic masks?? It has a weird sentimental value and was my best friend for 2 years.
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Michael Garcia @themikegarcia.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
By the power of Beyoncé I decree that Christmas Halftime Shows are now a thing forever and ever, amen.
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Michael Garcia @themikegarcia.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Netflix got Mariah for pre-game, Beyoncé for halftime, and the ghost of Whitney Houston for after the game
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Michael Garcia @themikegarcia.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
A TSA agent asked me where I got my pants and I plead the fifth
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Michael Garcia @themikegarcia.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Callback today then I’m officially on vacation! Send me holiday mojo!
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Michael Garcia @themikegarcia.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Elon Musk is dumb Lex Luthor
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Michael Garcia @themikegarcia.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
I have one question after watching that trailer. Who picks up Krypto's shit when Superman isn't around?
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Michael Garcia @themikegarcia.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
There are so many dogs with capes in their future
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Michael Garcia @themikegarcia.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
If the Superman trailer and the Matt Gaetz House Ethics Report come out out the same time I’ll have a decision to make
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Michael Garcia @themikegarcia.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
When I was a kid watching sports on TV I would stand up and take my hat off during the national anthem. Now I fast forward through that shit.
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Michael Garcia @themikegarcia.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
After CEOs can we move on to dentists?
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Michael Garcia @themikegarcia.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
“Last Christmas” is the best Christmas song that you can play at a time like this
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Michael Garcia @themikegarcia.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I invented Christmas Kimbap tonight
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Michael Garcia @themikegarcia.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I fuck with the nog
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Michael Garcia @themikegarcia.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
You can’t fake the funk on a nasty dunk but it turns out you can have it removed
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Michael Garcia @themikegarcia.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Holding space to tickle someone holding space
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Michael Garcia @themikegarcia.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I feel like I’m being punished when I don’t hit the skip button in time on a YouTube ad and they make me watch another one
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Michael Garcia @themikegarcia.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Who else is playing Indiana Jones today?
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Michael Garcia @themikegarcia.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
President Biden has a chance to do the funniest thing...
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Michael Garcia @themikegarcia.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I can only think of one lawyer good enough to get Luigi acquitted...
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Michael Garcia @themikegarcia.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Ryan Murphy was on the line with Dave Franco as soon as he saw pics of the CEO Assassin
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Michael Garcia @themikegarcia.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
The CEO assassin stopped at Starbucks and it reminded me of those photos of Lee Harvey Oswald hitting up a Chipotle on the way to the book depository
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Michael Garcia @themikegarcia.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
When I’m a billionaire I’m gonna have a ponzu fountain
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Michael Garcia @themikegarcia.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Tomorrow is my birthday and all I want is to not have a headache
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Michael Garcia @themikegarcia.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
The Wizard is Trump and the Rebublicans. Elphaba is all minorities. Glinda is white women. Madame Morrible is minority MAGAs. And the animals are immigrants. Also, Wicked is really good and you should see it on a big screen.
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Michael Garcia @themikegarcia.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I’ve had more coffee than usual today and I feel it but I’m good ya know I’m good but definitely definitely feel it but not like ahhh I’m feelin it!! Nahhh more like ya know just feelin stuff and I am but I’m good ya know I’m really the best I’ve ever been anyways I’m gonna go get in a street fight
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Michael Garcia @themikegarcia.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Thanksgiving is like a surprise birthday party where nobody cares who’s birthday it is
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Michael Garcia @themikegarcia.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I’m almost glad to be a Thanksgiving orphan so I don’t have to listen to TED Talks about Jesus or Trump today 🦃
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Michael Garcia @themikegarcia.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
📸 BLACK FRIDAY SALE TOMORROW! 📸 Save hundreds of 💰on headshots, lifestyle photos, and more! Limited to 10 slots.
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Michael Garcia @themikegarcia.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
This year I’m a free agent for Thanksgiving. I’m open to invites. Here’s what I bring to the table, pun intended: - I’m Latino so if all you have is white people I’ll throw a splash of brown in there - I’ll bring an 8 pack of La Croix Tangerine - we can use my log in’s for Netflix or Amazon
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Michael Garcia @themikegarcia.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
There’s a certain charm to the end of times
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Michael Garcia @themikegarcia.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I replaced the side mirror of my car. Had to take off the door panel and mess with some wiring. Now it works. Give me 2 or 3 YouTube videos (in English) and I’ll do heart surgery on someone.
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Michael Garcia @themikegarcia.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
If we have to live in a dystopia for the next 4 years I hope its totally cinematic looking like BladeRunner so I can take cool photos and make beautiful films
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Michael Garcia @themikegarcia.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I will put gochujang on anything
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Michael Garcia @themikegarcia.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
The only thing that might save us is that these people are f*cking idiots
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Michael Garcia @themikegarcia.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
There’s so many things I want to buy on Black Friday but I know I shouldn’t so I won’t but I probably will
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Michael Garcia @themikegarcia.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I strained my calf playing pickleball today. This is probably what Roman gladiators felt like after a day of gladiating. I’m no hero.
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Michael Garcia @themikegarcia.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Today is a photoshoot day and that makes me happy and not at all sad that the world is on fire. What’s making you happy today?
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Michael Garcia @themikegarcia.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
I just got here from the other place and so far I’m noticing much less election interference
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Michael Garcia @themikegarcia.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
You should get life in prison for saving a parking space with your body
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