Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar @themightyjaguar.bsky.social · 6h// Like, I kept hearing of this famous scene and I thought to myself it can’t be /that/ bad. I looked it up. It’s that bad. I’m not even going to describe it or tell folks to look up that scene because just nope. Just…just don’t. 000
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar @themightyjaguar.bsky.social · 6h// Imagine a zombie virus. Except it makes people hyper violent, sadistic, and acting on their darkest most twisted desires. Now imagine that written by the man who wrote The Boys comic. Not the show. The comic. Now what you imagined? The actual content is probably more fucked up 100
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar @themightyjaguar.bsky.social · 6h// For those who don’t know, Crossed is a comic done by the same guy who made The Boys comic. You might think, oh. I liked The Boys. Will I like Crossed? Jesus fuck no. Like…how can I describe this? 100
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar @themightyjaguar.bsky.social · 6h// wait what do you mean they released a teaser trailer for a Crossed adaptation? This movie is actually happening?!?static.klipy.comWayne's World: Oh Jesus God No ReactionALT: Wayne's World: Oh Jesus God No Reaction 100
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar @themightyjaguar.bsky.social · 6h“……nice save Ryan.” she had a blank expression on her face “……wait. My face is…hold on…treat?!?” 100
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar @themightyjaguar.bsky.social · 6h// Like, I like the idea of a species of cosmic two headed dragons. One head a llama and one head a puma. And they act as a bridge between the three “worlds” Well, one of many bridges. 000
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar @themightyjaguar.bsky.social · 6h// I say this while also writing down mythological lore in a note document for future plans that may or may not happen. A lore bible of Incan/Moche/Andean mythology shit. And I’ll probably never use it except maybe refer to it a few times 110
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar @themightyjaguar.bsky.social · 6h// really tired and i feel my muse slipping. Apologies for not being too active 110
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar @themightyjaguar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026// I swear this doesn’t normally happen. I was just scrolling fast and got flash banged for a moment 010
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar @themightyjaguar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026// WOAH WOAH WOAH WHAT THE…. Oh. OH. That’s her knee. Okay. I…may have seen something else 110
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar @themightyjaguar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026she slowly opens the door and peeks her head through “…um…hi?” 100
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar @themightyjaguar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026“I guess they’re okay. Nice to look at. A little sensi-…” she stops talking and looks up “………..” slowly backs away and closes her door 110
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar @themightyjaguar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026“……………………” she has a confused look on her face for a moment, before smiling slightly. She realizes she’s smiling and covers her mouth, her face reddening “…Well, um…to each their own.” 110
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar @themightyjaguar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026“…someone tried putting me on a leash and muzzle once when I was in my werejaguar form. And a cage. It did not end well for them.” 000
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar @themightyjaguar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026“……wheels maybe? Or maybe it’s like a muzzle. But that’s a muzzle not a cage.” 100
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar @themightyjaguar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026“A cage?” imagines being locked in a cage “Then how’s she moving around?” imagined a cage with legs 100
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar @themightyjaguar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026“And I thought I got wild when I’m hungry.” 010
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar @themightyjaguar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026“Nice to have…tits?” looks down at her chest “…I mean…” 230
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar @themightyjaguar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026“Adventure…I’ve had a lot of those in the past. But this one would probably be vastly different. …I am both terrified and curious.” 000
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar @themightyjaguar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026holds up a key and looks at it “Gregorio said this key can take me to another world. A place where I can…train. But I’ve been hesitant.” she pockets the key “Maybe some other time.” 000
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar @themightyjaguar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026“I mean, you can have raw fish. Fry up the fish. Season it. Marinate it. Have it in a soup. A sandwich. Have it with a side of potatoes.” 010
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar @themightyjaguar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026“A lot of people eat fish. This shouldn’t be news.” 120
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar @themightyjaguar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026“Wait so is that nurse lady also a fish?” licks her lips instinctively 020
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar @themightyjaguar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026she looks around, making sure nobody is looking before placing it to her nose again, sniffing it “…..listen. This…never happened.” 010
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar @themightyjaguar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026she pauses for a moment before grabbing Kayda’s hand, bringing the toy to her face and sniffing it, her smile suddenly growing “…………….” she backs away quickly her eyes wide and her cheeks reddening “…Um…” 110
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar @themightyjaguar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026“What’s wrong with eating fish?”static.klipy.comPeruvian Ceviche DishALT: Peruvian Ceviche Dish 010
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar @themightyjaguar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026“According to this Reddit thread. Some people want to be eaten by RipJawz. And they keep using the “😏” emoji. Weird people.” 000
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar @themightyjaguar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026“I wonder if people fear being eaten by RipJawz. Let me look this up.” she looks up something on her phone 100
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar @themightyjaguar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026“Technically not too much in this form. I find the smell oddly pleasant though. As Jaguar? It’s a little bit stronger. Mind gets a tad cloudy. But it’s manageable. The werejaguar form?” she facepalms “There…was an incident. Really embarrassing.” 110
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar @themightyjaguar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026“If she can’t have the fish, can I have fish?” 100
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar @themightyjaguar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026// Ive said this before but I keep remembering 000
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar @themightyjaguar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026// Sometimes I forget how much of a badass Ai Apaec in mythology was. Dude was like Kratos. On a quest and slaughtering monsters and collecting power ups. Before dying and being reborn thanks to the goddess of earth. 100
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar @themightyjaguar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Day 3 of trying to get in shape without the helmet. I’m internally screaming. I think people are staring at me when I jog 010
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar @themightyjaguar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026…sounds like panthera atrox. But those have been extinct for 10,000 years! 000
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar @themightyjaguar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026What breed of cat? Male or female? Healthy? Do the they eat well? Are they on any medication? Indoor or outdoor? What is their behaviour and personality like? 000
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar @themightyjaguar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026“…..hair grew back” There is no sane way to explain the context of this one 010
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar @themightyjaguar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026looks at herself in the mirror after getting out of the shower “……Hm.” 100
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar @themightyjaguar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026// Luigi is taller. He can jump higher. He’s always afraid but he still does the same thing as Mario despite his fears. Plus whatever this is. Man can channel the dark dimension or whateverstatic.klipy.comLuigi SsbbALT: Luigi Ssbb 000
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar @themightyjaguar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026// Luigi > Mario Fight me 120
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar @themightyjaguar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026“I…don’t expect to be that amazing. I mean, Jaguar is superhuman. And I’m nothing spectacular. …I’m told I’m supposed to feel amazing. And look amazing. I…don’t quite feel that yet. But I’m sure it’s coming eventually. …I mean, probably.” 110
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar @themightyjaguar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026“…Oh. Hm. I did hear about a maid themed cat cafe. And a few extra bucks would help. But I probably look horrible in a maid outfit. Nobody would want to see that anyways.” 010
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar @themightyjaguar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026“Just…trying to be physically fit. Jogging daily. Feeling like death every time afterwards.” she looks down at her legs “…you know. Can’t rely on the helmet every time. I want to be able to fend for myself without it. Just in case.” 000
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar @themightyjaguar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026 💭 Left the helmet at home. It was acting like a security blanket after all. I need to be able to stop relying on it all the time. 000
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar @themightyjaguar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026she sits on a park bench, sighing “…it gets easier every day. I just got to tell myself that.” 110
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar @themightyjaguar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026“Does she have one pair or two? I notice some have two pairs. I don’t know how those work.” 100