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Goff Saoirse Don Phailistín. Nae Pasaran. Hiberno-English is "Rude" according to Bluesky. That's the language the Brits left us with when they destroyed ours. Censoring culture you don't understand is pathetic. This is how we talk, fuckers.

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🇬🇧📺 Classic British TV 📺🇬🇧 @classicbritishtv.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Stephanie Cole (5 October 1941 – 18 September 2026) R.I.P
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Goff @themightygoff.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Goff @themightygoff.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is why these scum shouldn't be welcome anywhere. One was caught starting a fire in Canada as well. #bds
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Goff @themightygoff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Mr Benn @thebowlerhatman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
...as if by magic!!
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Goff @themightygoff.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Goff @themightygoff.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I see CIA Stooge Gloria Steinham has died. Zzzz....
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Goff @themightygoff.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Goff @themightygoff.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The amount of anti-ai accounts that use Ai on social media is comical.
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Goff @themightygoff.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
So far, so good.
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Goff @themightygoff.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Twitter share.google/aV4GDnXmQevx... Twitter is back. Sans Musk.
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Goff @themightygoff.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Murica lists Palestine Action as a "terrorist" group. Ask me bollix. This is the Brits in cahoots with them. As the UK can't try them anymore (all those pensioners), the yanks will try to exert pressure (on behalf of Israel and the Brits) by levying sanctions in the OAPs. Fuck. Off. Baby killers.
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Goff @themightygoff.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly funded a covid vaccine. That worked. Trump suggested injecting people with bleach. What's the odds he'll have a backhanded disrespectful comment about her?
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton's Imagination Library gifted more than 332,000,000 books since it was first created 31 years ago.
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Goff @themightygoff.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Seriously, Muricans. What are you waiting for? All those gung ho movies. All those weapons. The second amendment. About 200 people sorted out the Brits over here. Twice. Ffs. Cowards.
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Larry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Farewell, Dolly x
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archivetvmusings @archivetvmusings.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
'Eye Level', the theme from Van der Valk, topped the UK charts for 4 weeks in 1973. The composer was Jack Trombey (whose other library tracks included the themes to Callan and Never the Twain) and it was performed by the Simon Park Orchestra.
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Goff @themightygoff.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Muricans. Do your thing.
tomshardware.com
3D-printing enthusiast creates ‘Flock Sock’ to blind controversial cameras, shares design — slip-on cover attaches to broom handle to make it easy to put on devices placed on traffic and streetlights
"The very least you can do is help protect these valuable civil servants from getting a bad sunburn."
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Goff @themightygoff.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The amount of twats I've seen telling people to view the eclipse through their selfie camera, because they think it won't fuck up the sensor is gas. They must think the front sensor is made from diamonds. Thankfully, the ones saying it are the ones who always post selfies. So that's a good thing.
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Goff @themightygoff.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Space X are bombing the Moon. Not deliberately, but by accident. Space X needs to be banned. That could easily have accidentally hit Earth (possibly burning up in the atmosphere, but not definitely). They are a liability. That Hugo Drax wannabe needs to be in prison or fucked out of an airlock.
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Goff @themightygoff.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Will Ferrell is the American version of Jason Byrne. There are two types of people in the World. Those who find Jason Byrne funny and those with a sense of humour.
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Goff @themightygoff.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Just saw an interview with Glen Hansard talking about Frankie Byrne. Frankie is a legend. Only reason half of the people ever got through our school. Told me the second funniest joke ever. No. I can't say it. But I'll probably never forgive him for The Emperor's New Clothes. 😂 RIP Glen Hansard.
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Goff @themightygoff.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
If @mayor.nyc.gov can't arrest Netanyacunt, maybe he could do something within his remit. Like stand down the police for a day or two. Just saying.
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Goff @themightygoff.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Muricans are complaining about people revealing Spoilers for The Odyssey. 🤷
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Goff @themightygoff.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Goff @themightygoff.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Int4 is actually better than int8. 🤷 And half as fast again.
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Goff @themightygoff.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I see Ukraine attacked some Iranian ships for no fucking reason whatsoever. Does he want his arse handed to him by Iran as well? Ukraine is within range of their missiles. Little fascist prick. Stop supporting fascist Ukraine, you fucking idiots.
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Goff @themightygoff.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The hype over Trump about to use a nuke is ridiculous. He won't. But he might use the MOAB. Again. Like he did in Afghanistan in his first term, after about three weeks, trying to act Billy big balls. That will bite him on the arse. He needs to just quit being a child.
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Goff @themightygoff.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Tunnock's Tea Cakes used to be peak chocolate. But they have been absolutely ruined by palm oil. Most chocolate these days isn't worth the effort.
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Goff @themightygoff.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
"Get your courting done early." A creepfest if ever there was one. Passed through this shithole one time while the festival was starting. One fucker was combing shoe polish into his hair to darken it. Then buttoned his crumpled suit and trodded into the ballroom in his wellington boots.
rte.ie
Judge advises 'early courting' at Lisdoonvarna festival
A judge has told a court that those travelling to the month-long matchmaking festival in Lisdoonvarna in north Clare in September will "have to get their courting done early".
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Goff @themightygoff.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Goff @themightygoff.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
RIP Legend.
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Goff @themightygoff.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Madonna. The Nina Hartley of pop.
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Goff @themightygoff.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I wish idiots would stop swallowing the hype about the Odyssey and its 70mm imax bollocks. It doesn't matter. The chance of you seeing it in that format is low. And, as it's Nolan, it's most likely shite and not worth 3 hours of your life. Watch some Ray Harryhausen movies instead.
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Goff @themightygoff.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Seriously, what sort of dystopia have they given us? The human race needs to just stop existing and let the natural order take control.
theguardian.com
Biodiversity fears as human-bred hybrid fish integrate into Philippines lake
Escaped flowerhorn cichlids are causing concern for native species and about parasites capable of infecting humans
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Goff @themightygoff.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
RIP
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Goff @themightygoff.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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Goff @themightygoff.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
USA! USA! USA! Ladies and gentlemen. The self-proclaimed leaders of the free world. Sure they blow up schools in foreign countries to let them know how "dangerous" their own schools are. Ask me bollix. #askmebollix
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Goff @themightygoff.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Goff @themightygoff.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Most importantly, this.
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Goff @themightygoff.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Oh, look. "Analogue" along with some bollocks hype about imax, which most people won't have access to at that size. I do, but still won't go to see this shite. Luckily, they managed to capture the whirlpool on film, eh? Ask me bollix.
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Goff @themightygoff.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I just had a look at an example SAT test. If that's the standard of education for Murican high schoolers, they should all be in Ivy League colleges. No wonder they all seem to be thick as fuck online. Our primary school kids would ace most of the questions.
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Goff @themightygoff.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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Goff @themightygoff.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This Geebox.
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Goff @themightygoff.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
🙄 RIP him a new one. In Hell.
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Goff @themightygoff.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
@rteweather.bsky.social with your maxima and minimal bollocks. Do you think that sounds edgy or cool? Stick with basics like highest and lowest. Remember the age demographic of the majority of your audience. The rest use their phones. Twats.
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Goff @themightygoff.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
When Trump goes, there'll be the same 10 people who turned up at the state fair, looking confused.
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Goff @themightygoff.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
My favourite anecdote about Ann Widdecombe was about how she used to freeze her shit and use it as a dildo. She was so icy cold, they never thawed out while being used.
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Goff @themightygoff.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Anyone see Nige?
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