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Baddy Bismarck

@themightybismarck.bsky.social
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25 Y/O Male from 🇩🇪 Open DM's (Might not Answer you directly due to Timezones and all that) Open to RP (if you are up for such stuff) Fluent in 🇩🇪 Mostly Fluent in 🇬🇧/🇺🇲 But Absolutely perfectly fluent in ☺️😌😩😏 (Only if my little one deserves it though)

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Baddy Bismarck @themightybismarck.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Tom Ellis: I'll Do It
ALT: Tom Ellis: I'll Do It
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Baddy Bismarck @themightybismarck.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
(ah excuse me) SISTER HUH???? 💀💀💀
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Baddy Bismarck @themightybismarck.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Brother HUH?!? 💀💀💀
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Baddy Bismarck @themightybismarck.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A proper cutie 😌
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Baddy Bismarck @themightybismarck.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Exactly, a half ass EF5 just wouldn't be fun 🤷🏻‍♂️🤣
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Baddy Bismarck @themightybismarck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Whole ass EF5 Tornado
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Baddy Bismarck @themightybismarck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Du Glückspilz 🥹 Aber vielleicht bekommt man mich dann schnell auf diese bestimmte weise wach 😏😉
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Baddy Bismarck @themightybismarck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Da wünschte man doch glatt das man dabei sein könnte 😜😆 Leider aber noch bisschen sehr müde dafür
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Baddy Bismarck @themightybismarck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Guten Morgen, viel spaß dir noch 😌😏
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Baddy Bismarck @themightybismarck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Guten Morgen, gut geschlafen, die Dame? 😌
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Baddy Bismarck @themightybismarck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
(2/2) That's the whole point of chivalry, that if you act nice, you will get treated nicely in return, but these days, most girls/woman act as if this gentleman behavior is the standard and shouldn't be met with equal chivalry in return, because so far, I have never had a woman hold the door for me
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Baddy Bismarck @themightybismarck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Okay but, tbh (Not to blow my own horn, but I would consider myself a major gentleman, in terms of holding the door open and everything that comes with it) But these days, people fail to realize, we barely do it anymore, because we know we won't get a thank you or anything in return (1/2)
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Baddy Bismarck @themightybismarck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Or she is still praying for the Chance that Canada may join the EU 🥹💀 But yeah, that is also a good explanation
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Baddy Bismarck @themightybismarck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am sorry to say this, but I think your sister might be stupid.... Shit way more livable here, I mean yeah, you gotta give more money away cuz taxes... But at least you are insured AUTOMATICALLY BY THE STATE 💀
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Baddy Bismarck @themightybismarck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh, das hört sich inder tat toll an 👌🏻
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Baddy Bismarck @themightybismarck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Story of my life 🫠
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Baddy Bismarck @themightybismarck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Aber was für unartige chats könnte man dann haben 🤔👀
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Baddy Bismarck @themightybismarck.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In Germany they got plenty of names, but the most famous one is "Linzer Auge"
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Baddy Bismarck @themightybismarck.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
God I know my first time back then, it felt sooo weird 🫣🤣
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Baddy Bismarck @themightybismarck.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It would definitely be easier as the whole Visa situation would probably be more easily handled and due to this association, Canada would gain access to the European job market
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Baddy Bismarck @themightybismarck.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
That is craaaaazy 🫪
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Baddy Bismarck @themightybismarck.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
That sounds more like them being too anchored in the old way of thinking how a house should run 🫣💀
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Baddy Bismarck @themightybismarck.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The fuck? Where did she get that?! 💀
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Baddy Bismarck @themightybismarck.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
French, as expected 👀🤣
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Baddy Bismarck @themightybismarck.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hi so uh German here Move everywhere to Germany as you want Just no The east 💀
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Baddy Bismarck @themightybismarck.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
That does sound like someone would be high 💀
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Baddy Bismarck @themightybismarck.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Heh, youngin', I was already around when the towers still stood 💀
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Baddy Bismarck @themightybismarck.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
That is most certainly a good way to spend the day
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Baddy Bismarck @themightybismarck.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I'd wish I could use it for NSFW purposes.... But I got no one 🥲🫠
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Baddy Bismarck @themightybismarck.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Need someone to help? I can teach you cursewords 😏😉🤣
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Baddy Bismarck @themightybismarck.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
We need more maomao 😍
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Baddy Bismarck @themightybismarck.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It's simple body anatomy, the body feels the need to at least try ONE LAST TIME before the egg is perhaps actually gone Idk, just imagine that might be it, not sure what the actual reason is
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Baddy Bismarck @themightybismarck.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
A very valid statement
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Baddy Bismarck @themightybismarck.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Morgen Allerseits, hoffe man hat hier gut geschlafen?
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Baddy Bismarck @themightybismarck.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
It really depends on the kind of place you are at and how old they are, most grannys and and Gramps' are stuck up bastards that are more bitter than 100% chocolate
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Baddy Bismarck @themightybismarck.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
A little older (4 years 💀) but practically nothing changed tbh
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Baddy Bismarck @themightybismarck.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Oh dear 💀
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Baddy Bismarck @themightybismarck.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
To be honest, that's why I am on the lookout for a apartment with a kitchen already installed and GURL DAMN it's impossible to practically find anything at this point 😭
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Baddy Bismarck @themightybismarck.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Wish I could help out, but I am currently on my way to work, haha 😅
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MemeStar NSFW @memestarnsfw.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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sapiochef.bsky.social @sapiochef.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
When cuddles turn to snuggles. Snuggles turn to snugglefucks
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