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Dominicus

@themidwitcuckoo.bsky.social
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I wanted to be an astronaut, then a writer, then a combination of Dorian Gray and Byron. So I've been a teacher for 20 years. Interested in things that could not possibly make me, or anyone, money. In no order: quasars, mediaeval fabliaux, mycology...

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Dominicus @themidwitcuckoo.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
This is your entire history of thoughts on this platform, 'tony'. In one month. I'd be more concerned about your own mental vacuum sucking you into the void than diving in to judge an idle thought by someone else.
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Dominicus @themidwitcuckoo.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Seeing this stupid take all over Bluesky yesterday and today. No-one EXPECTS the Republicans to be anything other than cartoonishly evil. The Democrats trade on being seen as better than that. In a duopoly, if THEY can't be decent, the politics well is poisoned for all.
Infographic sarcastically demanding where the Gaza protestors are now Trump is supporting forced expulsions from Gaza. Being posted by lots of #Resist lib grifters.
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Dominicus @themidwitcuckoo.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
My son gave up trying to win the Indiana Jones game and is now just beating up every fascist he can find. Honestly, what an absolute MOOD.
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Dominicus @themidwitcuckoo.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Diptych of The Moon from The Mighty Boosh, describing peoples' reactions to him in binary terms.
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Dominicus @themidwitcuckoo.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Rare photograph of the incident. For tiresome sceptics, check out the initial on the hat.
Miyazaki escaping a cannibalistic flower. In this photograph, he appears to be cosplaying as a cartoon character from a popular series of videogames.
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Dominicus @themidwitcuckoo.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Water, fire, air: flame Hissing, leaping; warming . Safe. My elements, soothed. #Haiku
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Dominicus @themidwitcuckoo.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Everyone who says handwriting is an outdated irrelevance hasn't had the sheer pleasure of holding this charming letter from Professor Tolkien to a friend of my grandmother's, explaining some printing issues which delayed the publication of the last volume of LOTR. Look at those elegant dots!
A letter from JRR Tolkien in response to a letter from a friend of my grandmother, in beautiful italic handwriting.The conclusion of the letter, with an especially lovely, rather Elvish signature.
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Dominicus @themidwitcuckoo.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
This reminds me of Oscar Wilde's tour of the American West, where bemused NY socialites, expecting to hear of him being beaten up by prostitutes and miners, read of how he got on famously with them all:
A description of Wilde meeting prostitues and descending into a mine. He said it was one of his 'most delightful experiences'.
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Dominicus @themidwitcuckoo.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Literally 5 minutes after this post. Sigh.
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Dominicus @themidwitcuckoo.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Tired, but shiny-eyed with enthusiasm about weird, interesting stuff (Late Natafian, the siege of Münster, the Victorian language of flowers, runic alphabets, and Enochian rituals, since you didn't ask). I DO love my brain! It is such a lovely place in which to live.
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Dominicus @themidwitcuckoo.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Oh my. Can you fly in it? I bought a pair of whole-calf handmade shoes just before Christmas for a sum of money I can't even admit to myself, IN THE WRONG SIZE. Maybe my feet will shrink in the wash. Perhaps I should cut my toes off to fit, like the Ugly Sisters. But they are gorgeous. 🥹
My unwearable shoes. So pretty.
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Dominicus @themidwitcuckoo.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
The Borrowers. Incredibly small, disaster beckons if seen by humans, essentially parasitical.
Image is text only: reads 'Your private part is named after the last movie or TV show you watched. What is yours?
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Dominicus @themidwitcuckoo.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
I just tried one of those gender-swap apps, to see if I could be a trophy wife, inspired by your kind words. Maybe a League 2 footballer's 2nd wife. Still think I'm prettier as a (sort of) man.
Multiple layers of weird, doppelgänger vibes, with gender-swapped me next to actual me.
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Dominicus @themidwitcuckoo.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Nothing and no-one does cosy like a cat. Except, perhaps, two. #Cats #Blueskycats
Two cats: black and white collage.
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Dominicus @themidwitcuckoo.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Picture of a pastor-led book burning in Mount Juliet, Tennessee, in 2022, collaged with a picture of burning skies and trucks in California, 2025. Overlaid is a quotation from a verse play by Heinrich Heine, written in 1823: 'Where books are burned, there men shall be burned also.'
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Dominicus @themidwitcuckoo.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Not a suggestion, but I've always loved Louise Brooks, and your profile picture already looks surprisingly like her. Ludicrously cool, 100 years ago.
Louise Brooks, being vampy and smoky-eyed and ludicrously gorgeous.
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Dominicus @themidwitcuckoo.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Dawn walk around the lake with Small, and this heron was so elegantly dressed in grey chiffon.
A small heron, or possibly quite far away.A different, larger heron. Or possibly the same one, closer up, staring me right in the face and judging me, because I was not as well-dressed.I mean, this heron was SWAG. Lovely blue-grey plumage and incredible drooping feathers.
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Dominicus @themidwitcuckoo.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
It is so rare to see a star's full, shining beauty. Almost always, they are obscured by clouds, dimmed to oblivion by lesser lights; sometimes, our eyes are too frail to see them. But not one of those can fade the starlight itself. It will shine, brilliant and true, until we are ready to see it.
One brilliant star: not my image but couldn't see credit. Sorry.
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Dominicus @themidwitcuckoo.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
There are so many beautiful photographs illuminating the wonders of the universe here on Bluesky. So have a wobbly, badly-framed, thoroughly amateurish one instead. Just like me, it's quite pretty if you look at it from a distance and squint.
A blurred photograph of a beautiful night sky, ruined by incompetence.
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Dominicus @themidwitcuckoo.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Thirst trap.
Picture of a mirage. A trap for when you are thirsty. Do you see? That's the joke. That's the...oh. (Taps mic.) Is this...?
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Dominicus @themidwitcuckoo.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Picture of the phial of Galadriel from Lord of the Rings, said to bring light 'when all is dark'.
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Dominicus @themidwitcuckoo.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Heathcliff, but imagine him less of a farmer and more an amateur mediaevalist.
A daguerrotype of the author, looking intense yet moisturised simultaneously.
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Dominicus @themidwitcuckoo.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Definitely House of Leaves for me. I've bought it roughly every two years since it was published at the turn of the millennium, and still only have one copy. Absolutely life-changing.
A picture of the tome in question.
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Dominicus @themidwitcuckoo.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Having just finished Q, by 'Luther Blisset' - amazingly vivid tour d'horizon of religious wars post-Luther - I'm about to start this, on your recommendation.
After The Ice book on my lap.
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Dominicus @themidwitcuckoo.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
And just beyond, an island of trees rose through the mist like Avalon.
A hill, covered with bare oaks.
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Dominicus @themidwitcuckoo.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Aberglasney Gardens today. We were the first in: it was literally unlocked for us. I hadn't seen it for 15 years and the gardens were beautifully extended. And the friendliest robins ever!
Robin showing off his plumage.Bright-eyed robin.A robin joined us for lunch. He rejected the marshmallow, but enjoyed some tuna mayonnaise on granary bread.Gorgeous mossy winter beeches.
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Dominicus @themidwitcuckoo.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Last night's sky was a jeweller's velvet: deeply, perfectly black, in order to display the wonders of the firmament. I don't think I have ever seen it so soul-stillingly clear. In sharp contrast, the silly old Moon was farting about on her back, trying to shatter the awe with Falstaffian folderol.
The Moon, disporting herself in some silhouetted branches.
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Dominicus @themidwitcuckoo.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Narcissus Redux.
Reflected in my own eye.
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Dominicus @themidwitcuckoo.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Pretty selfie from 3-4 years ago, with a happy alignment of stubble and cheekbones. Some of us need self-confidence as much as desert plants need water, and receive it as often.
Selfie with rather cute stubble and lips.
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Dominicus @themidwitcuckoo.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Smug levels about to go critical with the addition of a fluffy kitten.
Barely-sentient ball of fluff.
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Dominicus @themidwitcuckoo.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Hot chocolate. Christmas tree. Log fire. Christmas Lights. Levels of cosiness reached: unhinged.
Large mug of hot chocolate.Christmas tree (vulgar, artificial, put up far too early, accepted by traditionalist paterdamilias under duress).Some people just want to watch the world burn.The Hanging Gardens of Badly Done.
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Dominicus @themidwitcuckoo.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Live gibbet hung from the Eiffel Tower for him and his co-defendants, 'Pour encourager les autres'. France used to be a country, etc...
Old ink drawing of the French Revolution.
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Dominicus @themidwitcuckoo.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I never believed they'd go through with it. They're so transparent.
Newspaper headline: 'Jellyfish apocalypse not coming'.
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Dominicus @themidwitcuckoo.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Simpson 'wallet inspector' meme.
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Dominicus @themidwitcuckoo.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
This is perfect, and remind me of this lovely early moment from The Boosh:
Still from The Mighty Boosh, Season 1. Howard in the Arctic recording: 'Wind my only friend.' A breathy voice says 'I hate you'.
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Dominicus @themidwitcuckoo.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
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Dominicus @themidwitcuckoo.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Extremely soft and comfortable chaise longue + extremely soft and comfortable heated blanket + extremely soft and comfortable cat = Very Uncomfortable Human. So much softness. So much sweetness. So much inability to let me have my own space for one whole minute. #CatLogic
Very fluffy cat stealing my blanket.
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Dominicus @themidwitcuckoo.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Me: Voices can be attractive, but actually *seductive*? I don't think... Joan Greenwood:
A photograph of Joan Greenwood.
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Dominicus @themidwitcuckoo.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I never cease to be grateful to live within easy walking distance of such wonders.
Multi-coloured sunset over silhouetted trees.A willow tree, beneath an old stone boathouse, along the river Thames.A natural avenue of trees, meeting overhead in a latticed green roof, with the exit shining green and white like a promise of Heaven.
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