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Emily

@themerriest.bsky.social
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Aspiring starving poet. Weird mom. Oversharing on the internet since 1999. She/her. 🏳️‍🌈 Let's be pen pals: overshare.beehiiv.com

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Emily @themerriest.bsky.social · 15h
Search terms used to MEAN something.
Screenshot of a search result:

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Emily @themerriest.bsky.social · 15h
Currently fighting this in my community. Crossing my fingers we get the same result.
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Emily @themerriest.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
He's from Avon so he smells like a grandma.
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Emily @themerriest.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
AND THEIR WIVES, to be fair.
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Emily @themerriest.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Aaaaaaah!
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Emily @themerriest.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Maybe they’re doing corporate research on me.
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Emily @themerriest.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The barista handed me an iced chai in addition to the hot chai I ordered and I just kept driving.
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Emily @themerriest.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Every time I asked Logan about where my hedgehog was, he consulted his tracking location. He really did make his way to us from the American Southwest via California.
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Emily @themerriest.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
His name is Phillip. 😭
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Emily @themerriest.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
YOU GUYS
A photograph of a toy stuffed hedgehog. He has a red bandanna on. He’s sitting on a mushroom-themed welcome mat outside.
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Emily @themerriest.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s such a bummer that Game of Thrones got cancelled after season 3. What ever happened to all those rich characters? We’ll never know. But what a way to go out!
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Emily @themerriest.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I keep asking for updates. I don’t know what my endgame is. I know we aren’t getting a hedgehog.
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Emily @themerriest.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We find one another. 😂
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Emily @themerriest.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Now he’s riding the railways of California on a little pump car.
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Emily @themerriest.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I‘ve accepted that our current city just isn’t a food town and now I’m free. Chipotle forever.
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Emily @themerriest.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I would love for him to write with Owen Wilson again, too.
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Emily @themerriest.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Have you seen You and the Night?
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Emily @themerriest.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I asked if he'd heard any updates and he said our hedgehog is riding the rails in the American Southwest, neck warmed against the desert air with a little bandana. Sleeping in old cans of beans. Following the North Star.
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Emily @themerriest.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The last time we had cocktails Logan gave me too heavy a pour and I tried to talk him into getting me a hedgehog. He told me he ordered one and it’s on the way to us. Shipping them is inhumane, but they give them little bindles and send them on their way.
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Emily @themerriest.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lost my voice the day after receiving a letter addressed to Mrs. Husband’s Name. Bad vibes.
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Emily @themerriest.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I also got one of these! 😂
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jamie loftus @jamieloftus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
me too was a flawed movement, and it was also less than ten years ago. the details of my experiences, and so many others, were put out into the world in the hopes that someone would give a shit less than ten years ago, and there's an eerie deja vu to watching it happen again. love to everyone
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Emily @themerriest.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bestie, that’s not what that emoji means.
Screenshot of an incoming email. Subject: Midterm Madness
Body: 💦 Cash flood
A drought-state Dem is accepting data center developer funds.
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Emily @themerriest.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Go Rob!
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Emily @themerriest.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My new morning affirmation.
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Emily @themerriest.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s over for you bitches. (I got a bra that fits.)
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love non-binary Halloween. What do you mean you’re iced coffee at a job interview
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Emily @themerriest.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Found a weird little guy in my garden.
A hand holding up a cherry tomato. The greenery on top looks like hair standing on end. A second bulbous tomato is growing out of the greenery. It looks like a tomato with a nose. There’s an uneven cedar fence and a bright blue sky in the background.
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Emily @themerriest.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Typing “The Raiders” into the search bar after listening to Orville Peck’s “Ring the Bell” to figure out what sport they play.
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Emily @themerriest.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Again? (But also same.)
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Emily @themerriest.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A sacred tradition. bsky.app/profile/them...
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Emily @themerriest.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tying worth to productivity is rooted in white supremacy, hope that helps!
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Emily @themerriest.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Mama, the chaos of this (perfect) closet. youtu.be/rKKqZhrYPMw?...
youtu.be
Isaac Mizrahi’s Closet Picks
YouTube video by CRITERION
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Emily @themerriest.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Theory: Men are aging into Tig Notaro.
A photograph of Brandon Flowers, lead singer of The Killers, holding a microphone on stage. He's wearing a purple jacket with black lapels and black skinny pants. He has one hand on his hip. He has short dark hair, and maybe it's my face blindness, but it's giving Tig. This has been on my desktop since July 6, 2025.A screenshot of Adam Scott from the show Severance. He's wearing a white shirt and a blue-grey tie, jacket, pant combo. He's squatting down to crawl through a small door. He has longish dark hair, and again, I do have mild face blindness, but he is also giving Tig. This has also been on my desktop since July 6, 2025.
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Emily @themerriest.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It genuinely has never occurred to me that this is an option. haha
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Emily @themerriest.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The person who decided to color-code the A cups yellow and the DD cups a slightly darker yellow is de.ranged.
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Emily @themerriest.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Cutting up sponges for cake, things of that nature.
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Emily @themerriest.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Thought this was @fnwave.bsky.social for a second.
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Emily @themerriest.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
As a hard of hearing person who depends on AI captioning at work, I can confirm that this is true and it creates another layer of struggle on the receiving end of communication.
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Emily @themerriest.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In 2022, the kids went through a brief Sesame Street phase. I could never remember the name of the food truck monster, so Logan gave me a helpful little rhyme to remember. I thought he couldn’t possibly have made it up so I googled it. Anyway, it’s what I think of every time I see that redhead now.
Screenshot of a Google search. “Showing results for ginger singer / Search instead for GONGER DONGER.”

Three photographs of Ed Sheeran looking like a doofus follow.
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Emily @themerriest.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I took my Prozac for five days straight and the two little serotonin molecules in my brain found one another again and high-fived and I ended up calling everyone dude all day.
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Emily @themerriest.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Washington is also going to see two ballot initiatives that could really harm trans kids (all kids, really) pushed for by a deranged millionaire. nohateinwastate.org
nohateinwastate.org
NO HATE in WA State Oppose IL26-001, IL26-638
Learn about opposing IL26-001, IL26-638, two harmful initiatives on the November ballot that threaten student safety. Vote NO on I-001 and I-638 this November!
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Emily @themerriest.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Absolutely plowed through HEART THE LOVER yesterday and can’t stop thinking about it.
The cover of Heart the Lover by Lily King. A bright orange background. A collage of pink eyes with white daisies like eyelashes and petals falling like tears. The title is written in simple black serif text, the author’s name in white.
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Emily @themerriest.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
That weird phase where the pain gets so heady it sort of feels like it’s abating.
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Emily @themerriest.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is fantastic news, I never got to finish it.
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Emily @themerriest.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Fiesta. 😭 I miss her.
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Emily @themerriest.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Which one!
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Emily @themerriest.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Nice.
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Emily @themerriest.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
MILE END KICKS was delightful except for the vague horror of recognition watching someone make bad romantic choices while wearing opaque leggings. They nailed the costume design. thesetset.com/articles/mil...
thesetset.com
Courtney Mitchell Brings Indie Sleaze Costume Design To Mile End Kicks
Courtney Mitchell drew from her experience in the 2010s Montreal underground music scene to create the indie wardrobes of “Mile End Kicks.”
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Emily @themerriest.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“Let’s tuck in together.” —Bear, pulling the covers over us on the couch 😭
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