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💙💛 Childless Cat Lady. Middle-class Woman of Certain Age.

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themellers.bsky.social @themellers.bsky.social · 6h
The Housemaid is 100% batshit. But also 100% pure entertainment
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themellers.bsky.social @themellers.bsky.social · 7h
Stupider than The Housemaid? But with smaller tits
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themellers.bsky.social @themellers.bsky.social · 9h
OTTOWAN ARE NOT A ONE HIT WONDER ACT! 😡 #1STN #Spoony
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themellers.bsky.social @themellers.bsky.social · 11h
Ah that's a relief. But WTAF?!
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themellers.bsky.social @themellers.bsky.social · 11h
Are you ok? That must've been distressing to witness 😥
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themellers.bsky.social @themellers.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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themellers.bsky.social @themellers.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Anna puts 2 and 2 together and makes 6000?! If nothing else Alan deserves the money anyway for being a ruddy saint to her batshit cantankerous bag of a mother #TheArchersOmnibus
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themellers.bsky.social @themellers.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Attention: This is not a drill! The Living And The Dead is back on iPlayer. Visually stunning, disturbing, mysterious and genuinely chilling. Perfect for this season (still don't understand why it was originally scheduled in the summer and passed over) 🎃💀🕷
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themellers.bsky.social @themellers.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Delta clearly Alesha Dixon-ing this series #scd
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themellers.bsky.social @themellers.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
DELTA FOOF SHOT #SCD
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themellers.bsky.social @themellers.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It wasn't even broadcast in the 70s?!
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themellers.bsky.social @themellers.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Never seen a walked charlston before ##scd
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themellers.bsky.social @themellers.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Purely here to see what appalling trousers they put Shaun in this week #SCD
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themellers.bsky.social @themellers.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Pre-school I combined spin and twirl to make 'spirly' to describe a full skirt that flares out when you spin around: a 'spirly skirt'.
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themellers.bsky.social @themellers.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I hate S-Club almost as much as I hate Belle+Sebastian #totp
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themellers.bsky.social @themellers.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You were always fking around... #Shirehorses #totp
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themellers.bsky.social @themellers.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Putting my hands up - I never 'got' B&S #totp
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themellers.bsky.social @themellers.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm today years old learning Sia was around 26 years ago #totp
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themellers.bsky.social @themellers.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Shirehorses cover is better
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themellers.bsky.social @themellers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Rob really needs to ditch the gilet. Makes him look Boomer #CelebrityTraitors
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themellers.bsky.social @themellers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Jerry - competitive *cough* #CelebrityTraitors
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themellers.bsky.social @themellers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Surely Hannah is too obvious when it was only her and Jerry for the chop? #CelebrityTraitors
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themellers.bsky.social @themellers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I ALWAYS pack an abacus when I'm on holiday, to play with in satin pj's before bedtime #celebritytraitors
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No pressure but if this gets to a million views, I'll be able to pay the mortgage this month. Thank you. www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHUv...
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Most TV is Just This Now
YouTube video by Michael Spicer
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themellers.bsky.social @themellers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
One simple app for all carparks.
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themellers.bsky.social @themellers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hey James - I'm loving these- thank you for the spooky content! I love a Halloween advent 🎃 Sorry we missed you last Saturday but hope to see you soon. Love Mel xxx
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themellers.bsky.social @themellers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I wanted to be a Coconut so hard. Gorgeous matchy outfits and full on choreo to banging tunes 😍
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themellers.bsky.social @themellers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I've got an old lady hip and I struggle getting comfortable. The Odeon round the corner is less glam but even the premium seats are still cheaper and I can still get a glass of wine with the difference.
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themellers.bsky.social @themellers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Pizzas the size of a beer mat and the sofas aren't comfy
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themellers.bsky.social @themellers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well that's a 'take"... tbf I did manage about 1 and bit series before bailing when it became apparent that 'intriguing mystery' was just batshit trash
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themellers.bsky.social @themellers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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themellers.bsky.social @themellers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You know what - its been a laugh but I'm ditching Fesshole. It's just an advert for men and their pride/obsession with bowel movements. And people wonder why I never married...
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themellers.bsky.social @themellers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
For years I was Team Innocent. But recently 'that boy's not right' has me thinking in a #metoo way
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themellers.bsky.social @themellers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
High fives! I got it on the 2nd clue
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themellers.bsky.social @themellers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
SCAFFOLDING FINALY GONE 🎉 (went up May)
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Dr Holly Nielsen @hollynielsen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Please enjoy this very normal cottage :) www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/9...
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Check out this 1 bedroom detached house for sale on Rightmove
1 bedroom detached house for sale in The Wellhouse, 3 Machpelah Yard, Hebden Bridge, HX7 for £250,000. Marketed by EweMove, Covering Yorkshire
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themellers.bsky.social @themellers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Stay in your very own Borderlands (2013) 👍🏻
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themellers.bsky.social @themellers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
..again?! #scd
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themellers.bsky.social @themellers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Comedians know each other? SHOOK
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themellers.bsky.social @themellers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
we all laughed at her cheery 'oh mum & dad'll be fine about it too' line 🤣 #wontbefine #TheArchersOmnibus
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themellers.bsky.social @themellers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Someone said he looks like a turnip and now I can never unsee 🤣
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themellers.bsky.social @themellers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
💯 I love the whole soundtrack. Introduced me to Wagner.
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themellers.bsky.social @themellers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hashtag sexinarmour 🤣
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themellers.bsky.social @themellers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I can speak The Charm of Making (I pretty much know the script backwards)🗡
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themellers.bsky.social @themellers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
😱 GET OUT! (I adore that film. It's magical. )
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themellers.bsky.social @themellers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And I see they are still persisting with shonky cgi #scd
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themellers.bsky.social @themellers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Looked like she was a bridesmaid in a portaloo, getting her dress out of knickers #scd
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themellers.bsky.social @themellers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fallen out of love with Stricklee for a few years now. Decided to watch a bit tonight out of curiosity. Feel like I'm having an out of body experience. I don't know anyone? Dancers or 'slebs'. Wtf has Kai done to his hair teeth? #scd
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James Swanton @jamescswanton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm intending to create some mildly spooky video content for every day in the run-up to Halloween. Here was yesterday's entry: a short extract from a 1798 witchcraft ballad! #halloweencountdown
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themellers.bsky.social @themellers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ffs I'll be gutted if Hannah goes this early! #CelebrityTraitors
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