Aunt Iphrasis @thembithembi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026One recently-discovered benefit of being a woman my age is that I can call anyone sweetheart and its not inappropriate 000
Aunt Iphrasis @thembithembi.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Bought tix to see @tonybakerverified.bsky.social live in Nov like a person with her life together instead of ending up mad after the fact that I missed an event like usual. 000
Aunt Iphrasis @thembithembi.bsky.social · 19/08/2026am i the only person who confidently orders something online but comes to the realization its getting returned before it even arrives? Its a problem. 000
Aunt Iphrasis @thembithembi.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Its probably insulting that I felt the need to notify you about this. I usually try anything alcoholic but I suspect these have a creamy element which, no. 100
Aunt Iphrasis @thembithembi.bsky.social · 17/08/2026its completely possible that his grandmother is my age and therefore also heard tupac died via good ole fashioned fm radio . WE OLD. 110
Aunt Iphrasis @thembithembi.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I don't understand why I never feel it happening. I just be in the shower soaping up like ow hey theres an itchy painful bump on my arm. 100
Aunt Iphrasis @thembithembi.bsky.social · 09/08/2026how the mosquitos have been on me during this rainy weather stretchstatic.klipy.comAnthony Hopkins Eats Corn on the CobALT: Anthony Hopkins Eats Corn on the Cob 000
Aunt Iphrasis @thembithembi.bsky.social · 08/08/2026You could not leave the house without hearing someone go "get in mah belly!" and I had fully forgotten about it as a catchphrase. 010
Aunt Iphrasis @thembithembi.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I didnt' expect to lol so much at the first one. Yet halfway thru the second one "the spy who shagged me" I''m kinda regretting trying to watch it. 010
Aunt Iphrasis @thembithembi.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I decided to rewatch the austin powers movies. It dawned on me that the 90s were as long ago from today was the 60s were from the 90s. I'm old. 010
Aunt Iphrasis @thembithembi.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Im just saying, if there were a simple way to make bagels in LA as good as in nyc they would've done it by now. The best LA bagels probably use a recipe invented and perfected over there. Even that only gives you a century or so of practice. 330
Aunt Iphrasis @thembithembi.bsky.social · 08/08/2026finally something you can confidently blame on the jews. 130
Aunt Iphrasis @thembithembi.bsky.social · 08/08/2026LA wins on produce but bagels need the northeast tapwater they were perfected on. 161
Aunt Iphrasis @thembithembi.bsky.social · 03/08/2026reently found out my little cousin & his wife are expecting. Its so bittersweet because yay but watching my first cousins all become grandparents is some real cruel march of time ish. 010
Aunt Iphrasis @thembithembi.bsky.social · 18/07/2026If elon were anywhere near this joyful and charming about his wealth, he'd be much less reviled with 100X the money Freddie had, btw. youtube.com/shorts/GG6Y8...youtube.comFreddie Mercury on being rich #freddiemercury #queen #70s #80sYouTube video by EverythingRock! 020
Aunt Iphrasis @thembithembi.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I know I dont I hear fireworks. Yall, please. 010
Aunt Iphrasis @thembithembi.bsky.social · 05/07/2026The concert on the parkway looked poppin but as soon as they said seek shelter from the weather, people acted right and filed out calmly. 000
Aunt Iphrasis @thembithembi.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Watching the concert on the parkway from home on nbc was the right decision. Seeing Jill and tierra whack together gives me the warmest & fuzziest of feels but not in this heat seeing jill in that hat, which is for me a fashion miss. 000
Aunt Iphrasis @thembithembi.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Aging is a privilege & blessing yada yada but I'm sick of discovering new ways middle age is affecting my body. This week I concluded I can no longer eat pickled ginger. Next I have to determine if its the ginger, the pickling, or both causing the problem. 000
Aunt Iphrasis @thembithembi.bsky.social · 16/06/2026My big takeaway from trying to look out for my loved ones is accepting that some people insist on letting problems become emergencies before taking action. 000
Aunt Iphrasis @thembithembi.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Ill be mad to miss Seal but even madder to stand there in a crowd just for some obligatory snippet of kiss from a rose buried in hours of pop ups from all of state property and spare neosoul hasbeens 010
Aunt Iphrasis @thembithembi.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Everybody you ever heard of is on the bill and I dont see myself standing through allat when it should be televised too. 100
Aunt Iphrasis @thembithembi.bsky.social · 16/06/2026I need to chat with the producers of phillys 4th of july concert so my expectations will be managed.Why lie, I'd need a detailed run of show to psych myself up to go out to the parkway. 100
Aunt Iphrasis @thembithembi.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Am I the only person whose gmail inbox has suddenly gone rogue with spam and mail from lists I did not sign up for? 010
Aunt Iphrasis @thembithembi.bsky.social · 06/06/2026How do I explain that I don't want to hear about anything that's none of my business or beyond my control without coming off as dismissive/rude? Its for my mental health. 120
Aunt Iphrasis @thembithembi.bsky.social · 31/05/2026I can’t get past the thought that had Michael Jackson let his vitiligo take its course the rest of the world would’ve ended up applying blotches to our skin to look like him. I understand why he took the lightening route but it couldve been different. 000
Aunt Iphrasis @thembithembi.bsky.social · 12/05/2026The only thing I hate more than people acting entitled to a favor is people who do favors with strings/complaints attached. Like thx for helping me for free but if the price is added anxiety & criticism its too expensive. 010
Aunt Iphrasis @thembithembi.bsky.social · 10/05/2026ive seen just bumblebees but they were minding their business on flowers 010
Aunt Iphrasis @thembithembi.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Can somebody please tell me they've gotten mosquito bites recently because i fear its just a me thing. And no I was not in the woods. 100
Aunt Iphrasis @thembithembi.bsky.social · 09/05/2026One thing I liked about the Michael movie is its focus on his perfectionism. I'm generally anti post-humous music releases, but theres ZERO chance any music Michael Jackson died before finishing is the way he'd want it. 000
Aunt Iphrasis @thembithembi.bsky.social · 09/05/2026My latest observation about Michael Jackson is that I can pick a album/era to run into the ground and end up with a new/old favorite song. I havent gone into any posthumous releases so Ive heard it all at least once but I'll mess around and hear an old song differently. 010
Aunt Iphrasis @thembithembi.bsky.social · 08/05/2026I had a fun experience in a black theater seeing Michael and it brought out a few new elements of his story that I liked. But I'mma need the angela basset joint as a palate cleanser. 000
Aunt Iphrasis @thembithembi.bsky.social · 08/05/2026It took me a few days of processing but Im settled in not having much cared for Michael as a film.The cast did great, but otherwise what was good about it was just Michael Jackson. 000
Aunt Iphrasis @thembithembi.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Its going to be a long rest of my life becoming a dinosaur for knowing how to find information without AI let alone without the internet. Someday AI will be good enough to takeover and I guess thats fine. I've stopped trying to save humanity from itself. 020
Aunt Iphrasis @thembithembi.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Some lady in another dept. checked my work against AI and suggested I revise the data that gemini flagged as inaccurate. My dept chair told her no, we use primary sources over here. I was looking at my email like YASSSS! She turned it into,😔 I just meant you might want to double check. Yeah right. 010
Aunt Iphrasis @thembithembi.bsky.social · 06/05/2026I hate how my brain will work for years on a problem without my permission and one day suddenly the answer to a no longer relevant problem, pops to mind. 010
Aunt Iphrasis @thembithembi.bsky.social · 06/05/2026I'd sign up for that. A sourcebook with key excerpts from each and some relevant newspaper clippings/data for historical context. Id write my final paper with an abnormal psych angle. 010
Aunt Iphrasis @thembithembi.bsky.social · 05/05/2026A good rupaul drag race challenge is more interesting than the met gala red carpet 000
Aunt Iphrasis @thembithembi.bsky.social · 04/05/2026I hadnt thought very hard about michael jackson in years until seeing Michael this weekend. The way hes a specific product of the black American experience is so remarkable to me and it starts with my understanding why he had a complex about it but still wishing he'd left his nose alone. 010
Aunt Iphrasis @thembithembi.bsky.social · 02/05/2026@mewefree.bsky.social another food take bat signal for ya 100
Aunt Iphrasis @thembithembi.bsky.social · 01/05/2026holy gen x, eric stoltz is on the latest law & order and it took me forever to recognize him because his hair is white and he aged like men of his complexion tend to 010
Aunt Iphrasis @thembithembi.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Too bad king charles isnt disgraceful enough to come here and demand the US go back under british rule. They gave us a 250 year trial period and we failed the test. As long as I dont have to go over there or eat the food I'll be a britsh subject to get out from under the current us regime, idc. 010
Aunt Iphrasis @thembithembi.bsky.social · 27/04/2026I'm going through this right now. I have just one more place to look then I have to accept its gone. I'm putting off looking at the last place because as relieved as O'll be if its there. Im not at all ready to not find it there. 000
