Bat Fowler @themattfowler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026One thing to know about me is that I’m always up for some wholesome ball torture 290
Bat Fowler @themattfowler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Does the name Rollo Tomassi mean anything to you? 071
Bat Fowler @themattfowler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026When the person you’re interviewing is drinking a delicious iced coffee beverage and not the free tap water you were going to offer them 0120
Bat Fowler @themattfowler.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I have it on good authority that the punk on the bus from Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home has quit the Ed Sheeran tour 0194
Bat Fowler @themattfowler.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Started Reacher S4 and very quickly it’s become the best season yet. 182
Bat Fowler @themattfowler.bsky.social · 03/09/2026After a minute I was like what do I do with this cup and then I remembered this sage advice 050
Bat Fowler @themattfowler.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Fun fact: “The end of the world was just the beginning” was my tagline for a screenplay I wrote in 1995 and showed to exactly two people. So they’ll be hearing from my lawyer (pictured) 180
Bat Fowler @themattfowler.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Just saw what might wind up being my favorite movie of the year 1172
Bat Fowler @themattfowler.bsky.social · 19/08/2026*fred durst voice* aww yeah tiptoe through the tulips. motherfuckerrrr 030
Bat Fowler @themattfowler.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Also when she was young she was apparently Bjork? 160
Bat Fowler @themattfowler.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Unearthed some of my mom’s print ads. I feel like they tell a true American experience. In any order. 270
Bat Fowler @themattfowler.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Fairly confident I’ve found the worst morning zoo duo name 261
Bat Fowler @themattfowler.bsky.social · 28/07/20262nd, 3rd, and 4th plane movies are a wrap (I always try to watch movies I missed) 370
Bat Fowler @themattfowler.bsky.social · 28/07/2026First plane movie down: Love and Monsters. Really enjoyed it, had always heard good things 6284
Bat Fowler @themattfowler.bsky.social · 08/07/2026We’re being regaled with “groovy” beats by DJ Deadite or some shit. 191
Bat Fowler @themattfowler.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Carmy explaining the phone call to Syd in The Bear finale 120
Bat Fowler @themattfowler.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Soup or Girl? Why must I choose? Note: this is the dumbest thing I’ve ever written but it won’t be the dumbest thing I ever write 1110
Bat Fowler @themattfowler.bsky.social · 29/05/2026BREAKING: Club Ritz singer and masked vigilante Breathless Mahoney has withdrawn from the Freedom 250 Celebration 060
Bat Fowler @themattfowler.bsky.social · 21/05/2026call me crazy but I dunno I’m willing to try it 3182