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Matt

@themattatron.bsky.social
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QPR. IFS. Local knobhead.

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Matt @themattatron.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Matt @themattatron.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Becoming mildly obsessed with these. Restmembrenget 😂
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Matt @themattatron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Matt @themattatron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
War Christmas merch is on point this year 🤦
Screenshot of a remembrance Day polo shirt, with "last we forget" embroidery.
Will any profits from sales will go to the British legion? I'm guessing no.
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Matt @themattatron.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
More chin required
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Matt @themattatron.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This table was on the deck of my holiday cottage in Dorset this year. I did not sit there for fear of it collapsing but I admired the shit out of it.
A wooden patio table and chairs absolutely smothered in lichen
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Matt @themattatron.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Tony Harrington referee'd Leeds Brentford today.
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Matt @themattatron.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hats off to Newcastle Utd and everyone who left a shirt for Double K, this is class.
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Matt @themattatron.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Drop a WESTERN HERO 🐴🖤🤠
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Matt @themattatron.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Not sure I'd last 5 minutes 🪱🪱
Screenshot of Worms WMD.
The best couch co-op ever.
My mates and I have clocked up 372 hours of gameplay according to my ps5 😳
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Matt @themattatron.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Tucking into some toilet wine, quite tasty imo
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Matt @themattatron.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
No cheating. Post your lock screen.
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Matt @themattatron.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
A photo that makes you smile
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Matt @themattatron.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
My son has gone out there with a mate, this is the only photo he has sent me so far 😂
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Matt @themattatron.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Matt @themattatron.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Took Harry for a stroll in the woods where it's nice and cool. Only slightly ruined by coming across a wood demon at rest 😱
Trees More treesWhat's that over there?Creepy af sculpture thing in the middle of the woods. I did not hang around.....
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Matt @themattatron.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
From The Amytiville Horror.
A pair of glowing eyes at the window
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Matt @themattatron.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
What a game! Finishing a victory beer before passing out.
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Matt @themattatron.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I look like a little old man in a lot of old photos (I'm in the middle).
My sister, me and my brother, many moons ago
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Matt @themattatron.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
View from the holiday digs in Dorset. I could get used to this 😍
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Matt @themattatron.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
WTF is this!??!!??! 🤮🤮🤮
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Matt @themattatron.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Just watched the highlights of Egypt v Iran. Baffled by the goal ruled out for offside 🤷
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Matt @themattatron.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Gonna try a cold water bottle tonight. Will report back on it's effectiveness 🫡
A hot water bottle in the freezer
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Matt @themattatron.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Post 10 is the man, did you see any of his camping trip to the arctic circle?
Post 10 with frosty hair and beard
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Matt @themattatron.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
New QPR 3rd kit is an absolute beauty 😍
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Matt @themattatron.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
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Matt @themattatron.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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Matt @themattatron.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Reminded me of this whopper.
Ex mp Matt Hancock looking like a bellend playing football.
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Matt @themattatron.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
No-one fancies this kiwi fruit at work. Can't think why.
Conjoined kiwi fruit that looks remarkably like a pair of bollocks
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Matt @themattatron.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Zelda from terrahawks 😱
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Matt @themattatron.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Pick a bone villain from the photos you already have on your phone.
Bellend playing soldiers
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Matt @themattatron.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I recently finished binge watching the Sweeney, had no idea Eric and Ernie were in an episode. I wonder if Eric did his own stunts.
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Matt @themattatron.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Quick trip to the lizard place today
Thursley common Thursley common A lizardAnother lizard (there's loads tbh)
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Matt @themattatron.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
FFS 😂
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Matt @themattatron.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Bloke who runs the box office at Portman road probably
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Matt @themattatron.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Share a random gif
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Matt @themattatron.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
My wife's gonna kill me
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Matt @themattatron.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
"You can't hear an image' The image
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Matt @themattatron.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Reason behind me posting this in the alt text
A few years ago my son and I had the best day in Elgol during a holiday on the Isle of Skye. My stepdad told us to go there as he spent a summer there in his youth and absolutely loved it.

Sadly, he is no longer with us. 
I found this picture when we were sorting out his belongings, having no clue he even had it, so this picture is very special to me.

RIP Pops x
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Matt @themattatron.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Spotted this handsome lad on my lunch break.
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Matt @themattatron.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Butthole surfers - pioughd. Back cover worthy of a look too
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Matt @themattatron.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Daytime on itv4 is great when working from home, just spotted Brucie in an episode of Magnum!
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Matt @themattatron.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
It's my boy's birthday today, what a present this was!
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Matt @themattatron.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
This lad needs to sign for chelsea
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Matt @themattatron.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Knobhead
Badly parked knob-mobile
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Matt @themattatron.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Here's one that looks like a stick
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Matt @themattatron.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Usually I find Grafana an extremely useful tool at work, sometimes not so much 😂
Unfathomable, wtf graph
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Matt @themattatron.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
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Matt @themattatron.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
this is who runs this account
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Matt @themattatron.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I'm going in!
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