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The Mastiff @themastiff.bsky.social · 6h

She's trying to defend the indefensible, and he's just talking. I think his no bullshit approach is going to resonate with the rural Mainiacs.

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The Mastiff @themastiff.bsky.social · 8h

Did you know dumb has a "b" in it? I want politicians that already know that. I'm voting anti-red, and only one party can beat them at this point. So just go fuck off with your bullshit.

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The Mastiff @themastiff.bsky.social · 15h

Like we should take any heath advice from an anti-vaxxer.

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The Mastiff @themastiff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Looks like Forrest Gump about to run out of his leg braces.

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The Mastiff @themastiff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

All of this. But you forgot MAGA is the deaf uncle screaming at you from the back seat.

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The Mastiff @themastiff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Don't really have to be super intelligent to know this, though.

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The Mastiff @themastiff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Hassett has a Mike Johnson level punchable face. He's got that "clown that won't leave you alone even though you're an adult at the birthday party" vibe.

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The Mastiff @themastiff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I thought the law was you could use force to stop a kidnapping. Is that not true? If you refuse to identify yourself, how is anyone to draw another conclusion?

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Cornell 57 + Administration + D.A. Burn it all down.

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I wish the stupid hurt them as much as it does me.

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Love this! Come rock Portland! Again! All of you. 😀

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His face defines "punchable."

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At this point, is Natalie a necrophiliac?

"Sir, did you or did you not leave semen in the back of a Model T just as the Titanic was sunk?" "That was Jack Dawson."

We just hate you, you insufferable cunt.

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Remind me what the military does with traitors.

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Skid Rock. Kid Rock is the name of Epstein's Island.

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I'm seeing threads of people reserving multiple tickets with the intention of not going. That's funny stuff.

I really want to see him fight even the most average Marine. Please.

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I bet the guy with the Nixon tattoo had nothing to do with this stunt. What's next, are we going to investigate if Washington got shafted on the cherry tree shit? I think it's time we finally reopened the Sooner scandal, too. If you got your land by jumping the gun in 1889, fuckin' hand it over.

I honestly never thought I'd see insane shit like this in the US. If they steal the election next month, the only way to stop the broadcasts will be to burn any station that airs it. Everything will be like that. Want to stop it? Go stop it, or live with it, because there's no savior coming.

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Fine. Keep the tower and demolish the entire administration from the top down. How's that?

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She's from Alabama? Definitely farted.

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Being stupid is bad, but being ALABAMA stupid is just hilarious. I'm surprised it didn't take her until later in the week to realize the fuck up.

Wait... you think she understands math?!

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No, but Cornell did. This is a coverup by the university, and it can burn with the frat house.

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If it didn't want it, it shouldn't be made of wood. But this is on Cornell, too. How long is the essay if you flatten McGraw Tower?

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We need executions or we don’t make it as a country. This wouldn't be happening if the confederate insurrectionists had swung.

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