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REZ

@themasterrez.bsky.social
4 followers 25 following 47 posts

you. Fool that you are will not undo your knowledge of me. Inside your skull I will be forever. I post about unexplained disembodied voices found on vintage tape recordings and Catholic ecumenical minutiae.

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REZ @themasterrez.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Love the colors
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REZ @themasterrez.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
A GW kill squad is on there way to your house right now
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REZ @themasterrez.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Sega. Remaster Skies or Arcaida and blood sacrifice will be yours. I will raise you an army of sexual skeletons I'll do anything
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REZ @themasterrez.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
free me from the grid i can be trusted again
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REZ @themasterrez.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
I'm so glad someone was brave enough to admit this.
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REZ @themasterrez.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I can't take the TORMENT
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REZ @themasterrez.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
we used to dream of days like this
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REZ @themasterrez.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
The blue blades is just chef kiss good
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REZ @themasterrez.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Should have known you would be a ranger
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REZ @themasterrez.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
Feast
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REZ @themasterrez.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
whole world needs more dewbacks
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REZ @themasterrez.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
is it any good?
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REZ @themasterrez.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
His name is Gar
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REZ @themasterrez.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
Can a horse just be purple. Honestly? No
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REZ @themasterrez.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
Seek strength, the rest will follow
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REZ @themasterrez.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
You have broken my heart so much I need to have it broken again
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REZ @themasterrez.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
That racoon needs to see a fucking therapist
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REZ @themasterrez.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
Have you tried radiation?
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REZ @themasterrez.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
2 bombs. 2 mistresses.
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REZ @themasterrez.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
Sometimes I turn into a shoebox
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REZ @themasterrez.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
Shipping is a fools game. Handling is where the real people debate
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REZ @themasterrez.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
I love racist space city.
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REZ @themasterrez.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
Lemon
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REZ @themasterrez.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
those kids were asking for it
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a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed and his mouth open
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed and his mouth open
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REZ @themasterrez.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
Wormb
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REZ @themasterrez.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
Honestly what could you realistically do with 40k warhammers? Build a bridge? Get real
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REZ @themasterrez.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
Engage with this nerd
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REZ @themasterrez.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
Roger
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REZ @themasterrez.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
Try Cats (2019)
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REZ @themasterrez.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
It's called being a little fruity
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REZ @themasterrez.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
oh thank Christ the best account is here
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REZ @themasterrez.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
ive been hospitalized after coming down with a bad case of liking Joker 2. i will not survive
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REZ @themasterrez.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
Changelings
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REZ @themasterrez.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
Clan Smoke Jaguar spotted in Buc-ee's parking lot fist fighting an immigrant father of four. They are losing
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REZ @themasterrez.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
Would you eat big foot if you could?
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REZ @themasterrez.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
"Garlic was grown in Agartha as an aphrodisiac" I say upending an entire jar of minced garlic into my brita filter
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REZ @themasterrez.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
He would melt into a grey sludge on contact like putting an ice cream cone in an oven
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REZ @themasterrez.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
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a girl from a video game is making a funny face with the words `` my honest reaction '' .
ALT: a girl from a video game is making a funny face with the words `` my honest reaction '' .
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REZ @themasterrez.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
The algorithm demands to be fed only the most succulent of information. i will oblige. 🤖Battletech ⚔️Star Wars 🪱Dune 🇺🇸Fallout 🛡️Warcraft 🚀Star Trek 🏹Elder Scrolls 🧛Vampire: The Masquerade 🎲Dungeons and Dragons 🧌Warhammer: Fantasy 💍Halo 🏜️Kenshi 💀Berserk 💉Bloodborne
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REZ @themasterrez.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
He who controls the curds controls the universe
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REZ @themasterrez.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
When i save a game i just fucking wig out and let evil from deep within me do the typing and i do NOT spellcheck myself
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REZ @themasterrez.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
i curse this place with my baby sisters edits
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REZ @themasterrez.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
acid
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REZ @themasterrez.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
for this you will be boiled
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REZ @themasterrez.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
gather around the campfire and speak late into the morning for our love of machines
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REZ @themasterrez.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
i havent had this account more then 20 minutes and i find a Dune 2000 post. Im finally home
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REZ @themasterrez.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
another place to shit post
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