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The Masked Nebraskan

@themaskednebraskan.bsky.social
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All thoughts and photos are my own, there's no one else to blame. Mostly googly eyes and other random stuff that tickles me.

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The Masked Nebraskan @themaskednebraskan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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The Masked Nebraskan @themaskednebraskan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
No kidding! What a stud! I'm so glad she's finally coming around, I was a little worried early on this season.
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The Masked Nebraskan @themaskednebraskan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And now I know what buccal fat is 😅
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The Masked Nebraskan @themaskednebraskan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I remember when the phrase "dude, you're getting a Dell!" wasn't a threat.
Current photo of Susan Dell made up for Halloween standing beside a sleeping president.
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The Masked Nebraskan @themaskednebraskan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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The Masked Nebraskan @themaskednebraskan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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The Masked Nebraskan @themaskednebraskan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You're not wrong
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The Masked Nebraskan @themaskednebraskan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Anyone near-ish the Missouri River looking to unmask the Masked Nebraskan has a once in a lifetime opportunity on the 24th in Brownville, Nebraska. It's for a good cause and you'll have fun or I'll give you your $5 back.
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The Masked Nebraskan @themaskednebraskan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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The Masked Nebraskan @themaskednebraskan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There was not a single road in Kansas that we didn't see one on last week on our way to the peace party no matter how far out in the boonies we were, it's crazy how Kansas has embraced them. From Nebraska to Oklahoma they've got you covered at least on the Eastern side.
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The Masked Nebraskan @themaskednebraskan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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The Masked Nebraskan @themaskednebraskan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
😅 quite possibly the most wholesome reason to root for a team!
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The Masked Nebraskan @themaskednebraskan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Such a shame seeing a #flock camera get cut down in the prime of its life. For those curious about metallurgy this one somewhere in N.E. Kansas appears to be full length galvanized pipe set into a shorter aluminum pipe closer to ground level.
Flock camera laying in a ditch.Flock camera pole neatly cut near ground level.
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The Masked Nebraskan @themaskednebraskan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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The Masked Nebraskan @themaskednebraskan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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The Masked Nebraskan @themaskednebraskan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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The Masked Nebraskan @themaskednebraskan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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The Masked Nebraskan @themaskednebraskan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nothing better than a cool bidet on a hot summer day.
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The Masked Nebraskan @themaskednebraskan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Indeed.
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The Masked Nebraskan @themaskednebraskan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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The Masked Nebraskan @themaskednebraskan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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The Masked Nebraskan @themaskednebraskan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
😅
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The Masked Nebraskan @themaskednebraskan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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The Masked Nebraskan @themaskednebraskan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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The Masked Nebraskan @themaskednebraskan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Your regularly scheduled programming will return tomorrow in its usual time slot. We apologize for the interruption and will punish those responsible.
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The Masked Nebraskan @themaskednebraskan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Full disclosure, I did use a cheat code in the form of owning an XK a few years ago.
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The Masked Nebraskan @themaskednebraskan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Cardle 3/5 🟢 🟢 🔴 🟢 🟢 🔴 🟢 🟢 🟢 It's a cause for celebration when I manage to best you!
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The Masked Nebraskan @themaskednebraskan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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The Masked Nebraskan @themaskednebraskan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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The Masked Nebraskan @themaskednebraskan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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The Masked Nebraskan @themaskednebraskan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Picked up a few random drums at an auction for a pittance thinking the grandkids might have fun with them. Made some sticks from a couple random dowels, set them on the floor and turned the kids loose. The not-quite-five year old granddaughter has lost her goddamn mind and won't leave them alone.
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The Masked Nebraskan @themaskednebraskan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That's not a great representation of what I was looking for but it was the best I could find in a hurry 😄 There's not as much Millhouse out in the wild as you would think.
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The Masked Nebraskan @themaskednebraskan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This was the first face that came to mind.
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The Masked Nebraskan @themaskednebraskan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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The Masked Nebraskan @themaskednebraskan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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The Masked Nebraskan @themaskednebraskan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I don't know how you accomplished what you did with a job and a toddler running amuck, much respect!
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The Masked Nebraskan @themaskednebraskan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The fridge is looking good sitting on the ground!
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The Masked Nebraskan @themaskednebraskan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Rue McClanahan's Nervous Laughter
ALT: Rue McClanahan's Nervous Laughter
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The Masked Nebraskan @themaskednebraskan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm all in on #1, but that may be mostly because from the safety of my couch the other 2 seem a bridge too far.
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The Masked Nebraskan @themaskednebraskan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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The Masked Nebraskan @themaskednebraskan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
😅 you are on a roll today!
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The Masked Nebraskan @themaskednebraskan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Purple is my very close 2nd favorite color, I just painted the roof of the hearse Plum Crazy but it didn't work with the blue curtains so I had to reshoot it black 😖
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The Masked Nebraskan @themaskednebraskan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Tanzanite my ass, that's Plum Crazy purple.
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The Masked Nebraskan @themaskednebraskan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
🤣
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The Masked Nebraskan @themaskednebraskan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yep it's flipped, I really like when I can flip or even angle them to get different looks from them other than "my eyes are up here buster".,
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The Masked Nebraskan @themaskednebraskan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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The Masked Nebraskan @themaskednebraskan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
John is absolutely the best, at least with BTN they let Larry Putney announce and he's pretty damn good.
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The Masked Nebraskan @themaskednebraskan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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The Masked Nebraskan @themaskednebraskan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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The Masked Nebraskan @themaskednebraskan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I was pretty concerned that Hydrox was up to no good at first glance. The relief was short lived upon further reading.
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