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Mark(of the Beast) St33n

@themarksteen.bsky.social
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Dad, copyeditor, sometime professional philosopher, 2/3 done with a ridiculous fantasy novel, decent hair coverage for an old dude.

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Mark(of the Beast) St33n @themarksteen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Tote from Indiana Jones waves an amulet burnt hand in a friendly greeting before his face gets melted off
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Mark(of the Beast) St33n @themarksteen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Omar Sharif reflecting on his job choices.
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Mark(of the Beast) St33n @themarksteen.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Alex Lifeson shredding on a slug. Face pinched on the high note.
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Mark(of the Beast) St33n @themarksteen.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Memory fleeting. What balm can there be today? It all fades away. #badphotosbadhaiku
A picture of a garage floor, with number 460
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Mark(of the Beast) St33n @themarksteen.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
The flowers. All gone. Who has never known the taste of donuts. #pocketphotos
A picture of the inside of my pocket
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Mark(of the Beast) St33n @themarksteen.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
The original Enterprise is in low orbit. Episode title: "Just because patriarchy is dead doesn't mean we can't enjoy hot green aliens."
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Mark(of the Beast) St33n @themarksteen.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Ok, last one:
BK advert altered to say: Necessarily existent burger: A burger greater than which none can be conceived.
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Mark(of the Beast) St33n @themarksteen.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Burger King advert altered to say: Eat until marginal utility reached: Have it Singer's Way.
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Mark(of the Beast) St33n @themarksteen.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Burger King advert altered to say: Kantian Burger: eat it only if everyone could.
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Mark(of the Beast) St33n @themarksteen.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Burger King advert altered to say: "Mereological Sums: We're still around if you eat us.
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Mark(of the Beast) St33n @themarksteen.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Ok, this is a little fun.
Burger King logo and tagline altered to say "Veil of Ignorance: Have it the way a generic person (not you) would have it.
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Mark(of the Beast) St33n @themarksteen.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Drop your crime-fighting Catholics.
Image of X-Man, and Catholic, Nightcrawler, looking dashing
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Mark(of the Beast) St33n @themarksteen.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Medieval illuminated manuscript painting of an only mildly distraught monk barfing up a cross between a fish and a salamander.
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Mark(of the Beast) St33n @themarksteen.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Mamdani inspired campaign posterthat reads "Ceej for 2 Brat Lunch"
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Mark(of the Beast) St33n @themarksteen.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Would this work?
A photo of Zizek with the words "Hegelian dialectics, Lacanian psychoanalytic theory, and contemporary criticism of ideology" superimposed over the Strait of Hormuz as a solution to the blockade.
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Mark(of the Beast) St33n @themarksteen.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
The precursor of the vestigial handle on the maple syrup bottle has puzzled biologists for generations. The Chicago School of thought insists it was used for the males to latch onto females during mating, whereas ...
A bottle of maple syrup with a teeny tiny handle, unusable.
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Mark(of the Beast) St33n @themarksteen.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
RIP Bud Cort.
Bud Cort, in a still from the film Harold & Maude, walks away into the California hills playing a banjo.
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Mark(of the Beast) St33n @themarksteen.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from Star Wars or -Trek or Dr Who or Transformers. (This one's a twofer!).
The robot Twiggy from 80s Buck Rogers has a serving tray with what appears to be a breast pump on it. He wears another robot which is about the size and shape of a Flavor-Flave clock.
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Mark(of the Beast) St33n @themarksteen.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
White to move, mate in 73.
A picture of a starting position chessboard.
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Mark(of the Beast) St33n @themarksteen.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Picture of the band Kiss in their heyday, with the silly makeup.
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Mark(of the Beast) St33n @themarksteen.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
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Mark(of the Beast) St33n @themarksteen.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
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