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⚡️It’s Got Electrolytes⚡️

@themarchingmorons.bsky.social
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Surviving Idiocracy😱 No one is above the law⚖️ I support your right to be respected🌈 Taxes should support Social Equity policies 🎸🎹🥁🤘🎶🎮🎬📺💻🏴‍☠️🤖🔭🔬🥋🏀🏈 No Porn Parody acct. The Marching Morons - inspired 🎥Idiocracy youtu.be/sP2tUW0HDHA?si=o576cBc38pr…

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⚡️It’s Got Electrolytes⚡️ @themarchingmorons.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Parody of the D.A.R.E. commercial, This is your brain on drugs, caption “This your brain on MAGA, any questions?” 
Egg has a tiny brain with a MAGA cap on top of a disgusting fried egg, with various maga slogans as ingredients.
Caption in fine print in a white rectangle “Paid for from the partnership for accountability of MAGA stupidity“
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⚡️It’s Got Electrolytes⚡️ @themarchingmorons.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Waste of money, but that’s what he’s good at.
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⚡️It’s Got Electrolytes⚡️ @themarchingmorons.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
New idea for communion.🤣
New idea for communion🤣

Pope Leo XIV giving communion with tiny heart shaped pizzas to a large congregation.
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⚡️It’s Got Electrolytes⚡️ @themarchingmorons.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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⚡️It’s Got Electrolytes⚡️ @themarchingmorons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Like this🤣
A picture of comedian Ron White aged 50 with a cigar & tequila, as the US president 2016 with caption “President Tater Salad” doing a press conference, caption Pork & Beans will be my new vice president
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⚡️It’s Got Electrolytes⚡️ @themarchingmorons.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Don’t forget the heavily anticipated No Soul Train.
Don’t forget the heavily anticipated The No Soul Train.

A Picture of Trump, with Putin, Melania Trump, Netanyahu Stephan Miller, Steve Bannon, Pete Hegseth, Natalie Harp, Elon Musk, Dr. Oz, Mark Wayne Mullins, Kid Rock, in hell, in a parody of The Soul Train TV show.
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⚡️It’s Got Electrolytes⚡️ @themarchingmorons.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The most dangerous gang in America.
The most dangerous gang in America
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⚡️It’s Got Electrolytes⚡️ @themarchingmorons.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Robert & Me — a film by Ben Haggerty (Macklemore)
Robert & Me - a parody poster of the Michael Moore movie “Roger & Me”

Robert Kraft, a Zionist billionaire and owner of the NFL Patriots, censored and banned musician Macklemore for advocating the stopping of genocide of the Palestinian peoples.
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⚡️It’s Got Electrolytes⚡️ @themarchingmorons.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
🎵99 Flock Balloons🎵 Art can be a weapon when it is pointed at power.
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⚡️It’s Got Electrolytes⚡️ @themarchingmorons.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
AeroGarden hydroponics is how to survive the Trump policies on food safety.👍
AeroGarden hydroponics
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⚡️It’s Got Electrolytes⚡️ @themarchingmorons.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Nail biter for real!🤯 Wisconsin Governor primary
Nail biter for real!🤯

Wisconsin Governor primary
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⚡️It’s Got Electrolytes⚡️ @themarchingmorons.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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⚡️It’s Got Electrolytes⚡️ @themarchingmorons.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Warning gotta bleach your eyes out after watching.🤣
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⚡️It’s Got Electrolytes⚡️ @themarchingmorons.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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⚡️It’s Got Electrolytes⚡️ @themarchingmorons.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Better context of the art piece. Exhibit on the ceiling at Chihuly glass museum. Truly magical.
Hallway below exhibit on the ceiling at Chihuly glass museum exhibit on the ceiling at Chihuly glass museum
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⚡️It’s Got Electrolytes⚡️ @themarchingmorons.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
A picture of an exhibit on the ceiling at Chihuly Garden and Glass Museum. It’s a great museum.
A picture of an exhibit on the ceiling at Chihuly Garden and Glass Museum.

It’s a great museum.
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⚡️It’s Got Electrolytes⚡️ @themarchingmorons.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I was really hoping he would be working with Metallica.🤘 Shatallica has a nice ring to it.🤣
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⚡️It’s Got Electrolytes⚡️ @themarchingmorons.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
AeroGarden, hydroponics a great use of practical technology for people that kill plants. Only problem, the lights are so dam bright.🤣
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⚡️It’s Got Electrolytes⚡️ @themarchingmorons.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The most dangerous gang in America
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⚡️It’s Got Electrolytes⚡️ @themarchingmorons.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Mitch McConnell as a head kept in a high tech green liquid container, with wires connected with Elaine Chao & Xi Jinping on a pc programming instructions, a body waiting for the head, & a shelf of full of other conservative republicans in high tech green liquid container.
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⚡️It’s Got Electrolytes⚡️ @themarchingmorons.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
1980’s style picture like a Jane Fonda workout video of Dr. Mehmet Oz, Pete Hegseth, Kid Rock, & RFK Jr. in leotards, sweatbands, & leg warmers.
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⚡️It’s Got Electrolytes⚡️ @themarchingmorons.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
World Cup Hockey!🤔
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⚡️It’s Got Electrolytes⚡️ @themarchingmorons.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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⚡️It’s Got Electrolytes⚡️ @themarchingmorons.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
That’s Katt Williams.🤦🏽‍♂️ Included proof.
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⚡️It’s Got Electrolytes⚡️ @themarchingmorons.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Surprised Trump is not grifting again on this stupidity. He could sell the algae in commemorative gold plated plastic cups labeled Freedom 250, celebration of 250 years of America excellence.😂
Trump & RFK jr. standing holding cups of algae in commemorative gold plated plastic cups labeled “Freedom 250, celebration of 250 years of America excellence” by an algae filled reflecting pool in Washington DC.
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⚡️It’s Got Electrolytes⚡️ @themarchingmorons.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Bluesky tip: In the Chat setting, Set to Users I follow or No one. Saves the drama.😏
In the Chat setting, Set to Users I follow or No one.

Saves the drama.😏
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⚡️It’s Got Electrolytes⚡️ @themarchingmorons.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Mmmm new grift Trump Steaks from Texas, “New & improved with extra protein.”😏🤮
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⚡️It’s Got Electrolytes⚡️ @themarchingmorons.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
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⚡️It’s Got Electrolytes⚡️ @themarchingmorons.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Spike Lee dunking on Elmo from Sesame Street.
Spike Lee dunking on Elmo from Sesame Street.
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⚡️It’s Got Electrolytes⚡️ @themarchingmorons.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
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⚡️It’s Got Electrolytes⚡️ @themarchingmorons.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Shelbyville, Republican Indiana mayor Scott Furgeson on Data Centers & observation about his own constituents. “I’ve seen a lot of these all over the town, but I only see them in sh*tty houses,” the mayor sneered.
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⚡️It’s Got Electrolytes⚡️ @themarchingmorons.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
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⚡️It’s Got Electrolytes⚡️ @themarchingmorons.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Tren de GOP the most dangerous gang in America!
Cinematic picture of Donald Trump (has gold crown, wearing Elvis Presley outfit), Melania Trump (dressed like the McDonalds Hamburglar), Don Jr Trump (looking at pile of white powder wide eyes), Eric Trump (drones flying around him), Pete Hegseth (dressed as Rambo & empty bottles of booze all over), Marc Rubio (has giant clown shoes on), Elon Musk (High on drugs eyes red and goggley), Peter Thiel (Devil costume), Pam Bondi (holding paper with headline Dow breaks 50k), Mike Johnson (upside down bible says prosperity & holding a snake), Stephen Miller (has fascist black outfit on). 
Fancy gold table, last supper pose.
Caption in gang gold font “Tren de GOP the most dangerous gang in America”
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⚡️It’s Got Electrolytes⚡️ @themarchingmorons.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
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⚡️It’s Got Electrolytes⚡️ @themarchingmorons.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
It’s like they watched Idiocracy, and thought they had some great ideas.🤔
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⚡️It’s Got Electrolytes⚡️ @themarchingmorons.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Judgement Day is here! His pitch.
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⚡️It’s Got Electrolytes⚡️ @themarchingmorons.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
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⚡️It’s Got Electrolytes⚡️ @themarchingmorons.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
🕺🏽🎵Not so Smooth Criminal🎵🕺🏽
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⚡️It’s Got Electrolytes⚡️ @themarchingmorons.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
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⚡️It’s Got Electrolytes⚡️ @themarchingmorons.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Griftocracy 2024-2028
A political of cartoon with Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk, Larry Ellison, Mark Zuckerberg, Trump, Putin, Sam Altman, Jensen Huang, Peter Thiel, Tim Cook, & Harlan Crow.

On a stage without supports with fancy dining eating money like a buffet, with a mass of poor people & sick people holding the stage up.

Big Caption, font like printed money with black drop shadow “Griftocracy 2024-2028”
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⚡️It’s Got Electrolytes⚡️ @themarchingmorons.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Kiss band politics.🙄
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⚡️It’s Got Electrolytes⚡️ @themarchingmorons.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
🎵🕺🏽Ground control to Elon Musk🕺🏽🎵
A realistic picture of Elon Musk high on Ketamine, eyes wild, in ecstasy, drooling, in a meeting with XI china’s leader.

Caption in XAi font “Ground control to Elon Musk”
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⚡️It’s Got Electrolytes⚡️ @themarchingmorons.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Trump receiving his Gold Dome.😂
Realistic picture of Trump bald, at Mar-a-lago, in the background a golden diaper, receiving a golden wig shaped & textured like his trademark hair.

Caption in fancy Trump font “Donald Trump receiving his Golden Dome”
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⚡️It’s Got Electrolytes⚡️ @themarchingmorons.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Graduation Speaker Shocked When She’s Loudly Booed by Students for Saying AI Is the Future.
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⚡️It’s Got Electrolytes⚡️ @themarchingmorons.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
MAGA Merchandise arraigned in shape of 86 47 on White House lawn
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⚡️It’s Got Electrolytes⚡️ @themarchingmorons.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
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⚡️It’s Got Electrolytes⚡️ @themarchingmorons.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Waymo taxi stumped by a puddle.😆
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⚡️It’s Got Electrolytes⚡️ @themarchingmorons.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Bernie always brings the receipts.✊🏽
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⚡️It’s Got Electrolytes⚡️ @themarchingmorons.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Hiding 100's of bottles at the Met.🤪 Credit to: Everyone Hates Elon Instagram (www.instagram.com/everyonehate...)
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