sam @themanofcat.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Whenever I click a tab from the hamburger menu on my phone the website crashes :( 211
sam @themanofcat.bsky.social · 23/06/2026I watched the muppet movie last night and they inexplicably have a section where fozzie sings O beautiful. They preface it with Kermit going “this is the patriotic part”. I don’t particularly know why they did it but they made it as skippable and unimportant as possible 000
sam @themanofcat.bsky.social · 20/06/2026I bet 2 glam molten fist feels good as fuck when you’re ironclad 010
sam @themanofcat.bsky.social · 15/04/2026I was looking this up and I couldn’t find anything succinct, best I could figure out is to /[a-z][A-Z] which sucks and I’m sure is not the best way 010
sam @themanofcat.bsky.social · 18/03/2026I think it’s an honor to have my jokes on this bluesky account 010
sam @themanofcat.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Good art is that which evokes emotion in the consumer. Disgust, fear, abhorrence, these are all emotions 020
sam @themanofcat.bsky.social · 18/02/2026I have pieced together through synthesis of your posts that you’re staying home from work 030
Reposted by samSridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Everything looks like a nail, and I don't even have a hammer. All I've got is this absurdly long nail with two sturdy nails sticking out perpendicularly fro— oh. Oh, I see what's going on here. 541254
Reposted by samfesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 05/11/2025With over nine thousand percent of the district reporting, Zohran Mamdani has overwhelmingly defeated the district reporting. 1272100
Reposted by samfesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 24/10/2025To me, heaven has to be, like, a cross between a Krobo Video, and Chicken and winigish. See, it’s like, I could have a leg in one hand, and a brerb in the other! 0148
sam @themanofcat.bsky.social · 01/10/2025I really loved the proliferation of GPT-2 Facebook bot accounts in like 2018, where the joke was mostly that you could get the text to fit the form or topic that you asked it to but the output was surreal and incomprehensible; bots of New York still is a really great account to read through 000
sam @themanofcat.bsky.social · 24/09/2025Trans people in my phone is it culturally insensitive to dress up as Madeline Celeste for Halloween (cis male btw) 350
sam @themanofcat.bsky.social · 12/09/2025You can actually put anything after the tar as long as it’s exactly 16 scrabble points but “xx” was deemed inappropriate by the deeply conservative gnu devs. If you ask me I’m just confused why they did it that way in the first place 020
sam @themanofcat.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Pour. Yourself a glass of water and watch it slowly evaporate. Don’t move from your seat until the bottom of the glass is dry. Neglect your loved ones and responsibilities, watch the glass of water slowly wisp into the air. Savor every centimeter drained. 120
sam @themanofcat.bsky.social · 09/09/2025This was a thing I felt all the time at [previous employer] (they have a bluesky I fear they’re watching me). Any time I felt happy with code I wrote it was chomped up in review to an unappetizing meaty paste 020
sam @themanofcat.bsky.social · 06/09/2025I don’t know how to do this and I don’t know that it would make sense even if I did because I really want the two halves to fit together if you’re next to each other 010
sam @themanofcat.bsky.social · 06/09/2025The normal thing to do is have one person dress like a blue snake and the other like a yellow snake but. I had a worse idea 4 years ago 100
sam @themanofcat.bsky.social · 06/09/2025It will be I’m very excited for it :) but I only have one idea for a costume right now and it SUCKS (couples costume as the Python logo) 100
sam @themanofcat.bsky.social · 06/09/2025I also have no idea what I’m going to do but I cannot look lame 100
sam @themanofcat.bsky.social · 31/08/2025Destroying the burger dynamic of my friend’s relationship by grilling these patties to perfection 060
sam @themanofcat.bsky.social · 29/08/2025I’m going to be a surprise 5th thing that’s equally if not more shocking 130
sam @themanofcat.bsky.social · 25/08/2025Call me to see an e29 run get killed by the instability of balatro for iphone 010
sam @themanofcat.bsky.social · 07/08/2025Presumably it’s because x is following some path with respect to t? It seems like some backhand notation to represent that the path x takes travels from xa to xb but the integral itself takes as long to integrate as the path takes to complete traveling 010
sam @themanofcat.bsky.social · 25/04/2025Dream theater is Disney music at its core and that’s why they’re great 000
Reposted by samStarfish & Splat @starfish-and-splat.bsky.social · 24/12/2024My kitty has a FAT ASS. 051
sam @themanofcat.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Crumb in a car It’s gonna go far! Crumb in a house Might get eat by a mous 040
