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TheMan2000

@theman2000.bsky.social
254 followers 2.7K following 374 posts

Male, 32, easily distracted i don't say much, but i do a lot of lurking

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TheMan2000 @theman2000.bsky.social · 5h
that's kind of spooky, and should *not* happen definitely get that checked out as soon as you can that screams "mildew" to me
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TheMan2000 @theman2000.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'd recognize the Seinfeld apartment and the Kramer slide anywhere
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TheMan2000 @theman2000.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
l o n g
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TheMan2000 @theman2000.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's possible that one the fans is giving out/ is really dusty/ is not connected properly
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TheMan2000 @theman2000.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Your boobs look so fun to play with already, though!
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TheMan2000 @theman2000.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It always happens by accident, and when you try to do it as a party trick, it never works.
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TheMan2000 @theman2000.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I swear to god, this fucking website...
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TheMan2000 @theman2000.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not a chance, but that won't stop me trying--
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TheMan2000 @theman2000.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
could you be allergic to grass maybe?
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TheMan2000 @theman2000.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I keep looking at this, thinking of my cats, and giggling.
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TheMan2000 @theman2000.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What a kind fellow.
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TheMan2000 @theman2000.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i think being a girl with a cock makes you based, but that's just my opinion :)
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TheMan2000 @theman2000.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Maybe her code name could just be "exposure" she is an exhibitionist after all
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TheMan2000 @theman2000.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Now what you're gonna do is you're gonna slap my nuts.
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TheMan2000 @theman2000.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"I'm not a fan, but I respect the hustle" is a pretty simple concept, yet so many motherfuckers don't seem to get it.
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TheMan2000 @theman2000.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
ABSOLUTELY
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TheMan2000 @theman2000.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🤨
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TheMan2000 @theman2000.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I think it's better that it not be specific; whatever game he might be talking about is irrelevant to the wholesomeness if the scene (and it saves you having to come up with one)
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TheMan2000 @theman2000.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
2Boner > 9Ass
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TheMan2000 @theman2000.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Don't threaten me with a good time.
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TheMan2000 @theman2000.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Horse Abduction: Cry About It
ALT: Horse Abduction: Cry About It
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TheMan2000 @theman2000.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
you're already quite pretty, but if you want to
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TheMan2000 @theman2000.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Letting somebody dance around on your tongue like Pop Rocks
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TheMan2000 @theman2000.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm glad i'm not the only person to notice that
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TheMan2000 @theman2000.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Marina needs to get over herself and get in on that action, damn
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TheMan2000 @theman2000.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
yesyesyesyes
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TheMan2000 @theman2000.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
175% bot response; mostly coherent, but *completely* irrelevant. I wish I understood *why* people make irrelevant-response bots, though...
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TheMan2000 @theman2000.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
they still funny, you good :)
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TheMan2000 @theman2000.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Good lord, I need this woman carnally...
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TheMan2000 @theman2000.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
always make sure you and your junk are on the same page
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TheMan2000 @theman2000.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Keep trying; it'll work eventually
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TheMan2000 @theman2000.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Creature that doesn't know:
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TheMan2000 @theman2000.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
and like, how fucking difficult is it to just populate a feed with posts from followed accounts in reverse chronological order indefinitely? (assuming reasonable browser/app memory use, of course)
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TheMan2000 @theman2000.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
still waiting for this damned website to stop randomly showing me that stupid "We rAn ouT oF pOStS FroM yoUr foLloWS heReS DisCOveR" message at the 15-, 12-, or even the 8-hour old post boundary. really getting fucking sick of knowing i'm missing old posts.
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TheMan2000 @theman2000.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
capybara maybe?
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TheMan2000 @theman2000.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I've usually seen "dicknips" as the shortest abbreviation
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TheMan2000 @theman2000.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Intsantly.
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TheMan2000 @theman2000.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
"Now kith."
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TheMan2000 @theman2000.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I've been rocking an acer monitor that i got for about $90 (there appear to be slightly cheaper and better options available now too) as my second screen for a while, and it's completely acceptable my main monitor is an LG, and i don't think it was more than $110
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TheMan2000 @theman2000.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
ew.
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TheMan2000 @theman2000.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I've never seen this before, and it looks really good.
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TheMan2000 @theman2000.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Osmium princess
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TheMan2000 @theman2000.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Steal their fit:
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TheMan2000 @theman2000.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Incomprehensible, as always.
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TheMan2000 @theman2000.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Orb of Confusion moment
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TheMan2000 @theman2000.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
this is not the behavior of someone over the age of 18. there's no way.
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TheMan2000 @theman2000.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Looking for my keys:
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TheMan2000 @theman2000.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
yesyesyesyesyes
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TheMan2000 @theman2000.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
"sfc" stands for "system file checker" if i remember correctly basically, the command checks whether or not all of windows' base functions are working properly, and fixes them if they aren't
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TheMan2000 @theman2000.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Smol
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