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The Magus Sisters

@themagussisters.bsky.social
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FaB tournament grinder | Former competitive cEDH guru | Cardboard philosopher | Not a Parody Account | Completely Real | The Perfected Competitor "No one else can do it. I'm the best!" - Jecht, Tidus's Father and also Sin Riftbounders dni

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The Magus Sisters @themagussisters.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I in fact already made a post regarding this. I won't charge you, it's free.
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The Magus Sisters @themagussisters.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It'd cost ninety US dollars and be a link to a page telling you to pick a better deck
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The Magus Sisters @themagussisters.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You shouldn't be losing to Boltyn.
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The Magus Sisters @themagussisters.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Remember the Competitor's Ethos this PQ season. Never concede. Demand concessions from your opponents. Don't bring mediocre decks to events. Scout as much as possible. Maintain an optimal caloric intake. Five laws for success. #fabtcg
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The Magus Sisters @themagussisters.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Simple. Puffin attracts a crowd of people who essentially live in an alternate reality where Puffin is remotely playable. By putting her in the list with the profound refuse that is Marlynn or Maxx, I am hoping, nay, praying, that I reach these people. I am doing a service. I'm a good person.
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The Magus Sisters @themagussisters.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If I have to say "don't bring Teklovossen to a PQ," then what hope is there for you? This would be akin to telling someone "wear oven mitts while taking a pan out of the oven." If you have to explain this, it's indicative of much deeper issues. #fabtcg
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The Magus Sisters @themagussisters.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Maxx is one of the hylics. The basest of all FaB decks; intellectually and spiritually. He is with his cohort, where he belongs.
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The Magus Sisters @themagussisters.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Please don't bring decks like Maxx, Puffin, Marlynn, or Fang to your PQs. Take the game seriously. #fabtcg
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The Magus Sisters @themagussisters.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
When people go "oh hahaha, that's satire, you couldn't possibly be serious, it's not real!" Know that I am not satire. I am serious. I'm the only real person on this earth. Transcend your phantasmagoric existence, get on my level, and realize yourself #fabtcg
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The Magus Sisters @themagussisters.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is real, I am a hardened and powerful mind
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The Magus Sisters @themagussisters.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don't owe you an explanation
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The Magus Sisters @themagussisters.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sounds like training wheels to me.
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The Magus Sisters @themagussisters.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don't have to think I'm better than anyone. I know it innately, the way a beaver knows how to build a dam, or a tiger knows how to hunt. It's pure instinct #fabtcg
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The Magus Sisters @themagussisters.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Work harder to disenfranchise the casuals in your area. They should go do something else if they aren't willing to commit to something fully #fabtcg
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The Magus Sisters @themagussisters.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do not misconstrue my words! While his name etymologically is connected with the original Greek athletes, his character and power is that of a newborn child
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The Magus Sisters @themagussisters.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not wanting to engage with #fabtcg on a competitive level is a sign of weakness in both intellect and character imo. Go beyond the casual. Become an athlete, a true Olympian, a titan of character
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The Magus Sisters @themagussisters.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you are dead-set on commander, I was a competitive cEDH guru pre-ruination of the format by casuals
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The Magus Sisters @themagussisters.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
An "Echoverse" you would be one of conviction and skill apparently. None a more nobler pursuit than the greatness of a tournament grinder. Should you need coaching, I offer my tutelage at an incredibly reasonable rate #fabtcg #mtg
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The Magus Sisters @themagussisters.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have evidence that people who post negative sentiment towards #fabtcg on Bluesky and Twitter are plants by Riot Games in order to drive people away from FaB into Riftbound. It's an elaborate operation but it's very real and extremely dangerous
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The Magus Sisters @themagussisters.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#fabtcg should honestly be a bit more expensive, especially in the M and L slots. This keeps the riff raff out
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The Magus Sisters @themagussisters.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Bot accounts are so stupid
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The Magus Sisters @themagussisters.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Reminder: it does not matter if a deck is fun to play against. Your complaints should be met with derision or deaf ears if this is a genuine concern you have #fabtcg
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The Magus Sisters @themagussisters.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Imo if you aren't a fan of strong decks and just "like to play what's fun," that's the mindset of one who is weak and unsuccessful at #fabtcg
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The Magus Sisters @themagussisters.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This sounds like if my personal hell was a real physical place
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The Magus Sisters @themagussisters.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Going to go to the next PQ season not to play in any but simply to tell everyone I'm more intelligent than they are #fabtcg
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The Magus Sisters @themagussisters.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Been seeing a lot of discourse here lately, so I will lend my wisdom, as Socrates would. If you need a card to keep decks you don't like in check, that's a sign of weakness. Strive to be stronger! Would you ride a bike with training wheels your entire life? No, I thought not. #fabtcg
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The Magus Sisters @themagussisters.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
One reason I think people look up to me as one of the most intelligent members of the #fabtcg community is that I am consistently correct about the Competitor's Ethos. Honestly, at this point if you block me, or even disagree, I think that says a lot about how you approach this game.
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The Magus Sisters @themagussisters.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Personally, I think people whine too much about cards that are very easy to play around, like Ripple Away. There are other cards and heroes worth complaining about, specifically ones that counter my strategy of playing fatigue builds, or decks like Marionette and Nuu. #fabtcg
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The Magus Sisters @themagussisters.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Be a beacon of light, a guiding star for others to find their way home. Do not complain about cards being legal. And to those of you who want to complain about the complaints, strive to be better. This is how we better ourselves. Thus Spake Magus Sisters. #fabtcg
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The Magus Sisters @themagussisters.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Bluesky should remove the ability to block me. No one should choose to deafen their ears to my message. #fabtcg
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The Magus Sisters @themagussisters.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think that you are both rude and are speaking out of your depth. It's only a gold.
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The Magus Sisters @themagussisters.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Pleasant to see that LSS didn't succumb to the cries of the open decklist whiners. Kibble, your wage is safe. #fabtcg
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The Magus Sisters @themagussisters.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A misconception for sure. "Off-meta" is simply a way of saying "I'm trying to be different at the expense of my winrate"
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The Magus Sisters @themagussisters.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You have no idea what you're talking about. I'm positive you have never seen the olympics. Stop just making things up to make things up.
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The Magus Sisters @themagussisters.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
That word isn't rendering for me either. You guys must have something wrong with your computer. Only logical explanation
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The Magus Sisters @themagussisters.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Whatever that emoji is isn't rendering for me
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The Magus Sisters @themagussisters.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Nothing is more important than winning. There are no medals in the Olympics for those who come in second place. In the words of Ricky Bobby, "If you ain't first, you're last." #fabtcg
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The Magus Sisters @themagussisters.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
No it isn't.
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The Magus Sisters @themagussisters.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Why aren't you playing whatever the best deck is? The only logical reason to not do so is to have a crutch should you lose. "I would have won if I was playing a top tier-" Yes. Play a top tier. Prove yourself. Not doing so? Honestly a sign of weakness. #fabtcg
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The Magus Sisters @themagussisters.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Pleased with my time in Seoul. Kibble was successful in their scouting duties, and didn't get lost (stuck) like they did at the last event we attended. I have bestowed upon them both their wage, and my permission to purchase whatever they so choose with it. I'm so proud. #fabtcg
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The Magus Sisters @themagussisters.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I don't play League of Legends because it's a game for children. Part of life is shedding your childish ways as you age. I only play DotA now
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The Magus Sisters @themagussisters.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If you so choose to vote in the selection for Silver Age, know that this is a sign of weakness. A lion does not fear those he dislikes. Be like the lion. Don't be weak. Withhold your vote this season. #fabtcg
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The Magus Sisters @themagussisters.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If you compete, you should look upon Sephiroth as an inspiration. He threw off the shackles of corporate oppression to blaze his own trail. Do the same. Competing isn't about money, fortune, or fame. It's for the love of the game. #fabtcg
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The Magus Sisters @themagussisters.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I want no distractions while making my sealed deck. If you see me at the World Premiere, leave me in peace, I'm working on serious business #fabtcg
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The Magus Sisters @themagussisters.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Byes are for weaklings
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The Magus Sisters @themagussisters.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Skirmish is noncompetitive
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The Magus Sisters @themagussisters.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
What's more important, prizing, or winning? Winning, obviously. There's such a thing as a "participation prize." There's no such thing as a "participation win." Seeking out a higher EV for an easier play experience is the sign of one who is soft and cannot compete on their own standing. #fabtcg
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The Magus Sisters @themagussisters.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
But bad players bring Jarl. Your move. #fabtcg
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The Magus Sisters @themagussisters.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Fully disagree there. The game lives or dies on competitors alone
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The Magus Sisters @themagussisters.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Casual experiences can sort themselves out. Realistically people should eschew armories and skirmishes and only play in Callings, otherwise I can't in good conscience consider them seriously engaging with the game
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