Reposted by Magpie 🐦⬛Canadian Liberal @cliff229.bsky.social · 21hWhen voting, please remember that the bus probably won't drop us at our door, so we take the one that brings us closest to home. No candidate is perfect, but please vote anti-republican. 515935
Magpie 🐦⬛ @themagpiesmiles.bsky.social · 18hWhen your job is kind of just being on-call 24/7, taking a day away and enjoying a different view can just slip your mind. Not today. 000
Magpie 🐦⬛ @themagpiesmiles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Do not get comfortable assuming everyone hates Trump. If I only knew what I saw around me, I’d think he was as popular as ever. Red Florida is a glutton for punishment. 000
Magpie 🐦⬛ @themagpiesmiles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I don’t see them in Florida but in Texas half of the commercials are for Social Security attorneys promising to get you early benefits - imagine personal injury ads but for social security. I’d look there for any waste in that system. 000
Reposted by Magpie 🐦⬛Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 05/10/2026FFS… Is it really an accident anymore at this point? 1304195926890
Magpie 🐦⬛ @themagpiesmiles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Apparently our government has lasted this long on the honor system. And it mostly worked. Until we got the fat kid that takes the whole bowl of Halloween candy. 010
Reposted by Magpie 🐦⬛Sandy Netherton @sandynetherton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Donald is such a liar. The name fits. 751592450
Magpie 🐦⬛ @themagpiesmiles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Unless, of course, you were raised by alcoholics and some of your exes are abusive alcoholics. We just leave them in their puddle of vomit. It’s the least they deserve. 010
Reposted by Magpie 🐦⬛Cranberry Bog Witch @yeoldebogwitch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Cooking together is not romantic. In fact gtfo of my kitchen. 9191963
Magpie 🐦⬛ @themagpiesmiles.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Ever just run out of all emotion and just feel empty? 000
Reposted by Magpie 🐦⬛SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Me: "OK I'll come but I'm only having one drink" Also me an hour later: 22012295
Reposted by Magpie 🐦⬛David Jolly @davidjolly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026NEW AD: Byron Donalds is a liar. Never trust a liar. 19434142
Magpie 🐦⬛ @themagpiesmiles.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Democrats need to be adding the cost of reparation to the national debt. The least we can do when this hell passes is help the people harmed by ICE to get back on their feet (or better). 000
Reposted by Magpie 🐦⬛Introvert Problems @introvertproblems.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Apparently staying to yourself and not bothering people…bothers people 929849
Reposted by Magpie 🐦⬛Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Don’t get complacent. They’re still going to try to cheat. Check your registration. Vote early if at all possible. 577140934856
Reposted by Magpie 🐦⬛Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Hard working men and women are struggling to put gas in their cars, and the orange lard ass is worried about how Richard f*cking NIXON was treated. Vote Blue. Be responsible for 5 others doing the same. 15746911339
Magpie 🐦⬛ @themagpiesmiles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Fuck Pat McAfee, that stupid piece of shit. people.com/pat-mcafee-t...people.comPat McAfee Tells His Haters He Hopes ‘You All Rot’ in Wild Rant After Jason Kelce Exchange on ‘Monday Night Football’Pat McAfee delivered a bizarre rant on his show on Wednesday, Sept. 30 after he called Jason Kelce out during ‘Monday Night Football.’ 000
Magpie 🐦⬛ @themagpiesmiles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Careful searching for the movie Role Models, SO just searched Old Models 😂 000
Magpie 🐦⬛ @themagpiesmiles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Limits on quantities of tobacco products at WaWa? 000
Reposted by Magpie 🐦⬛Chris⚖️Justice @chrisjustice01.bsky.social · 01/10/2026What measles did to one family 861825962
Magpie 🐦⬛ @themagpiesmiles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I just want everyone who doesn’t live in a very red state to understand very clearly - These people are the baseline for intelligence. This is average. Satisfactory. The one in yellow probably graduated from high school. This is who you will run into on every outing. 000
Reposted by Magpie 🐦⬛Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I don't wanna COUCH my words here: I know JD Vance, his eyeliner, and absent Ashley Moody are used to running away from people when things get tough because they care more about themselves and their billionaire buddies than the people they represent. But this is my home. /1 30698632379
Magpie 🐦⬛ @themagpiesmiles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026When our long haired dogs get haircuts the short haired dogs get jealous so I run the heel of the clippers over their heads and backs so that they get to feel included. They’re always so proud of their new “haircuts”. 😂 050
Reposted by Magpie 🐦⬛David Jolly @davidjolly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026With Byron Donalds, there's a pattern of deceit and bad decisions. It's worth your consideration this November. Take a listen. 79158
Reposted by Magpie 🐦⬛David Jolly @davidjolly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Cook Political Report just shifted this race in our direction for the second time. They’re seeing what Floridians are seeing. We have the momentum and the message for a better Florida. Let’s go win. 1022865
Magpie 🐦⬛ @themagpiesmiles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Tonight on FOX News: Is Ms. Rachel turning your children Socialists? Let’s speculate wildly! 000
Magpie 🐦⬛ @themagpiesmiles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My littlest is on her way to getting a new job. More money and benefits. I am so proud of her. So far she’s doing a WAY better job at life than I did. 010
Magpie 🐦⬛ @themagpiesmiles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If you’re a voter who uses mail in ballots, do they send you an I Voted! sticker back as proof of receipt? I’d want my sticker. 000
Reposted by Magpie 🐦⬛Learn Dirt @learndirt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026🌱 "The greatest change we need to make is from consumption to production, even if on a small scale, in our own gardens." —Bill Mollison 1367
Reposted by Magpie 🐦⬛Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 30/09/2026James Talarico walks out to a standing ovation from 50,000 Texans at the State Fair Classic. 14299451861
Reposted by Magpie 🐦⬛Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 01/10/2026Fellas, we have to talk to our sons while they’re still young. This foundation👇🏽 is the way… 546125063638
Magpie 🐦⬛ @themagpiesmiles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Uhhh…we killed her as good as we could. It didn’t work right. Not our fault. 000
Reposted by Magpie 🐦⬛Laura Floradora @laustan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026www.youtube.com/shorts/HpLcc...youtube.comIf Someone Zip-Ties Your Hands, Do THISYouTube video by BulletProofBabes 295
Reposted by Magpie 🐦⬛Democracy USA @oilgaschemicals.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Hey Texans ... How many homes do you own? Paxton...has 15 Talarico.... Has 1.. Vote Talarico... 10061811663
Reposted by Magpie 🐦⬛FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Know their names: Scott Kretzschmar, Scott Norris, Diego Sarabia, Gillio Lopes, Winston Lee, Johnathan Newell and Matthew Ingalls #Cornell7 But also, everyone in the group chat, the administrators, university, and DA. SHAME. 17056241978
Reposted by Magpie 🐦⬛Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Time for this classic again. 156164735556
Magpie 🐦⬛ @themagpiesmiles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026A large swath of our country is about to get pummeled by rain. The southwest is expecting major flash flooding. The Federal Government will not be there to save you during or help you after so please plan accordingly and stay safe everyone. 💚 000
Magpie 🐦⬛ @themagpiesmiles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If you are planning to withhold your vote this year then you have zero rights to complain about how you feel unrepresented. Fuck you. Vote. 010