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Magpie 🐦‍⬛

@themagpiesmiles.bsky.social
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Texas Native calling Florida home. Baker, crafter and poor but enthusiastic gardener. Messy, complicated and imperfect. Unmanageable.. 💙🇺🇸💙 ❌👑 8647 🍊💩 Love Thy Enemy But Keep Your Gun Oiled

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Canadian Liberal @cliff229.bsky.social · 21h
When voting, please remember that the bus probably won't drop us at our door, so we take the one that brings us closest to home. No candidate is perfect, but please vote anti-republican.
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Magpie 🐦‍⬛ @themagpiesmiles.bsky.social · 18h
When your job is kind of just being on-call 24/7, taking a day away and enjoying a different view can just slip your mind. Not today.
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Magpie 🐦‍⬛ @themagpiesmiles.bsky.social · 23h
Whoops!
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Magpie 🐦‍⬛ @themagpiesmiles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Do not get comfortable assuming everyone hates Trump. If I only knew what I saw around me, I’d think he was as popular as ever. Red Florida is a glutton for punishment.
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Magpie 🐦‍⬛ @themagpiesmiles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Beach day??????🤔 Probably.
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Magpie 🐦‍⬛ @themagpiesmiles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don’t see them in Florida but in Texas half of the commercials are for Social Security attorneys promising to get you early benefits - imagine personal injury ads but for social security. I’d look there for any waste in that system.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
FFS… Is it really an accident anymore at this point?
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Magpie 🐦‍⬛ @themagpiesmiles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Apparently our government has lasted this long on the honor system. And it mostly worked. Until we got the fat kid that takes the whole bowl of Halloween candy.
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Sandy Netherton @sandynetherton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Donald is such a liar. The name fits.
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Magpie 🐦‍⬛ @themagpiesmiles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Unless, of course, you were raised by alcoholics and some of your exes are abusive alcoholics. We just leave them in their puddle of vomit. It’s the least they deserve.
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Democrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Be the Bear…
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Cranberry Bog Witch @yeoldebogwitch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cooking together is not romantic. In fact gtfo of my kitchen.
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Magpie 🐦‍⬛ @themagpiesmiles.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
2 years from now : try with SQUIRREL!
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Magpie 🐦‍⬛ @themagpiesmiles.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ever just run out of all emotion and just feel empty?
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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me: "OK I'll come but I'm only having one drink" Also me an hour later:
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David Jolly @davidjolly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
NEW AD: Byron Donalds is a liar. Never trust a liar.
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Magpie 🐦‍⬛ @themagpiesmiles.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Women are more advanced creatures.
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Magpie 🐦‍⬛ @themagpiesmiles.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Democrats need to be adding the cost of reparation to the national debt. The least we can do when this hell passes is help the people harmed by ICE to get back on their feet (or better).
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Introvert Problems @introvertproblems.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Apparently staying to yourself and not bothering people…bothers people
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Don’t get complacent. They’re still going to try to cheat. Check your registration. Vote early if at all possible.
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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hard working men and women are struggling to put gas in their cars, and the orange lard ass is worried about how Richard f*cking NIXON was treated. Vote Blue. Be responsible for 5 others doing the same.
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Magpie 🐦‍⬛ @themagpiesmiles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fuck Pat McAfee, that stupid piece of shit. people.com/pat-mcafee-t...
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Pat McAfee Tells His Haters He Hopes ‘You All Rot’ in Wild Rant After Jason Kelce Exchange on ‘Monday Night Football’
Pat McAfee delivered a bizarre rant on his show on Wednesday, Sept. 30 after he called Jason Kelce out during ‘Monday Night Football.’
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Magpie 🐦‍⬛ @themagpiesmiles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Careful searching for the movie Role Models, SO just searched Old Models 😂
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Magpie 🐦‍⬛ @themagpiesmiles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Limits on quantities of tobacco products at WaWa?
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Chris⚖️Justice @chrisjustice01.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What measles did to one family
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Magpie 🐦‍⬛ @themagpiesmiles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I just want everyone who doesn’t live in a very red state to understand very clearly - These people are the baseline for intelligence. This is average. Satisfactory. The one in yellow probably graduated from high school. This is who you will run into on every outing.
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Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't wanna COUCH my words here: I know JD Vance, his eyeliner, and absent Ashley Moody are used to running away from people when things get tough because they care more about themselves and their billionaire buddies than the people they represent. But this is my home. /1
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Magpie 🐦‍⬛ @themagpiesmiles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When our long haired dogs get haircuts the short haired dogs get jealous so I run the heel of the clippers over their heads and backs so that they get to feel included. They’re always so proud of their new “haircuts”. 😂
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David Jolly @davidjolly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
With Byron Donalds, there's a pattern of deceit and bad decisions. It's worth your consideration this November. Take a listen.
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David Jolly @davidjolly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cook Political Report just shifted this race in our direction for the second time. They’re seeing what Floridians are seeing. We have the momentum and the message for a better Florida. Let’s go win.
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Magpie 🐦‍⬛ @themagpiesmiles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tonight on FOX News: Is Ms. Rachel turning your children Socialists? Let’s speculate wildly!
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Magpie 🐦‍⬛ @themagpiesmiles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My littlest is on her way to getting a new job. More money and benefits. I am so proud of her. So far she’s doing a WAY better job at life than I did.
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Magpie 🐦‍⬛ @themagpiesmiles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I fucked a bald eagle this morning.
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Magpie 🐦‍⬛ @themagpiesmiles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you’re a voter who uses mail in ballots, do they send you an I Voted! sticker back as proof of receipt? I’d want my sticker.
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Learn Dirt @learndirt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🌱 "The greatest change we need to make is from consumption to production, even if on a small scale, in our own gardens." —Bill Mollison
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
James Talarico walks out to a standing ovation from 50,000 Texans at the State Fair Classic.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 01/10/2026
Fellas, we have to talk to our sons while they’re still young. This foundation👇🏽 is the way…
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Magpie 🐦‍⬛ @themagpiesmiles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Uhhh…we killed her as good as we could. It didn’t work right. Not our fault.
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Magpie 🐦‍⬛ @themagpiesmiles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not-So-Scary
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Scott Smith @canaansdad1987.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Laura Floradora @laustan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
www.youtube.com/shorts/HpLcc...
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If Someone Zip-Ties Your Hands, Do THIS
YouTube video by BulletProofBabes
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Democracy USA @oilgaschemicals.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hey Texans ... How many homes do you own? Paxton...has 15 Talarico.... Has 1.. Vote Talarico...
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Know their names: Scott Kretzschmar, Scott Norris, Diego Sarabia, Gillio Lopes, Winston Lee, Johnathan Newell and Matthew Ingalls #Cornell7 But also, everyone in the group chat, the administrators, university, and DA. SHAME.
Cornell 7Disgusting chat
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Magpie 🐦‍⬛ @themagpiesmiles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Vote
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Time for this classic again.
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Magpie 🐦‍⬛ @themagpiesmiles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A large swath of our country is about to get pummeled by rain. The southwest is expecting major flash flooding. The Federal Government will not be there to save you during or help you after so please plan accordingly and stay safe everyone. 💚
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Magpie 🐦‍⬛ @themagpiesmiles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you are planning to withhold your vote this year then you have zero rights to complain about how you feel unrepresented. Fuck you. Vote.
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