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The Mad Ranter

@themadranter.bsky.social
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I'm not a fan of absolutes, I think the universe is a bit too wibbly-wobbly for that sort of thing

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The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
"Can you arrive at 8 instead of 8:15?" "OK" I arrive at 7:59 "Oh can you give me 10 minutes? I'm not ready yet" I'm sorry, what?
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The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Well that's just stupid
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The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
It takes15 mins to get to my friend. She knows this She's literally just called me asking if I could meet her at 8:30 I've only just got up and made some coffee, not even had a shower. She couldn't grasp why that was a problem as I had a 'whole 30 minutes to do that'
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The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Went back to PS2 Resident Evil 4 and realised why I've never got past the first section. Left stick - move, Right stick - camera Fine. Aiming Left stick - 'camera' aim Bloody hell Switch to aim, try to use the right stick to move the view, everyone charges, auto use left to back up. Shoot the floor
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The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
So what does everyone think will be in the middle of the pub?
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The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Corporate bullshit in action Our team wants a collective one-on -one with HR regarding the actions of the department head HR has agreed, but then asked us to inform the DH that we're all having a meeting without the DH as they need to be informed when staff aren't performing usual actions
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The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Wouldn't it be hilarious if Iran ends up restoring democracy to the USA?
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The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Coming off a bad cold told a friend who asked me what I was taking for it "Traditional family cure" I told her She then rattled of a list of various herbs and tonics to see which I was using "Rum and coke" Sorry am I the only one?
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The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Latest UK Melania rave review "The story of a foreign immigrant paid to pander to the ego of a tiny-penised racist really spoke to me" Laure F, Frinton-on-Sea
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The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
What did it say about a person when they boast about being invited to Epstein Island and turning it down then when it turns out they were begging for an invite double down by saying they had no need to go to an island filled with underage girls as they could easily organise one for themselves,
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The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Pack of: 4 croissants - £1.45 6 croissants - £1.50 8 croissants - £2.25 Is my maths not mathing?
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The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Potential controversial opinion I think a lot of people on the left are hypocrites I think a lot of people on the right are also hypocrites But that's like saying I think my friend is wealthy, and I think Elon Musk is wealthy
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The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I for one am looking forward to the USA winning the New York hosted final of the FIFA World Cup by default as every team that tries to enter the country is indefinitely detained at the border
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The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
If Thatcher saved the UK why does every right-winger want a return to the 1950's and not the 1980's?
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The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
ICE agents at the Boston massacre
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The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Radio show gave away £300k and one of the first things they said they were going to do with the money was help their daughter with a deposit for a house. Yep we've reached the point where owning a house depends on winning money
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The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Single lane, no streetlights, wet. Car 1 is doing 40 in a 60 followed by cars 2, 3, and me. If we all instantly stopped cars 1, 2, and 3 would all be able to park between me and 3 I wouldn't be able to park between 1 and 2, or 2 and 3 I honestly don't get it.
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The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
"What's the problem with counting 5 pence pieces?" A relative asked, "Just stack ten and make them up that way" Yeah this is three stacks of ten
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The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
For those with an interest in how the younger UK generations were taught in the late 1960's
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The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Decided to play some old PS2 games. Just got to Blood Omen 2 and the battle with Sebastian and nope. Now I recall why I had to take a break from it all those years ago
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The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Little known fact - The J in Donald J Trump stands for Needy Little Man-Baby.
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The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Whatever you do didn't tell Trump that "hole"and "whole" are homophones - he'll try to have them banned from federal use
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The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Anyone else now thinking that Trump had been under the impression it's "hole milk" for his entire life until he read the paper?
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The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
When the right-wing talk about population decline most think this is covert racism. I think of this www.thecollector.com/how-medieval...
thecollector.com
How Did Medieval Rulers Attempt to Stop the Black Death's 'Labor Revolution’? | TheCollector
The Black Death’s unprecedented labor shortage empowered workers and challenged the feudal order.
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The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Company has an open position one higher than me. More £/h but less hours Would result in a paycut, but it's the only way to *potentially*get one step higher and get less hours to equal what £ I'm already getting with much more responsibility and accountability Wow
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The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Still in Lidl So what's non-EU pork and non-EU tomato concentrate? Where's that sourced Don't say outside the EU I'm genuinely curious as to why the mix
Label of ingredients
EU pork and non-EU pork
EU and non-EU tomato concentrate
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The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Just in Lidl. 15 Woodcote Free Range eggs mixed size for £2.69 6 Woodcote Free Range eggs mixed size for 99p Am I missing something?
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The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
It seems the current split is between those who say the police are murdering civilians, and those who say the police are murdering the correct type of civilians
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The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
The other side 'Why aren't the BBC covering the events in Iran, some sort of conspiracy' The BBC -
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The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
If you're employed by the government and your first instinct in a dangerous situation is to shoot someone, you're a soldier not a police officer
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The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Wow the grifters on the other side are seriously scared that the UK is going to ban it
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The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
At last something Trump could actually win without cheating
Game called Tiny Hands
300 funny tasks to complete with tiny hands
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The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
FBI: This will be a thorough, rigorous, and impartial investigation Minnesota: Can we sit it in this? FBI: ... ... no? Seems legit
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The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Person in a car with a whistle - domestic terrorist Masked and armed people going door-to-door to drag people out of their homes into unmarked vehicles - legitimate police operation Only one of these could be genuinely thought of as terrorism
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The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
AITA Timed Chess online. Friend calls, I answer, they keep messaging if I don't I tell them what I'm doing They talk about weather I uh-huh They start asking questions I answer, I say what I'm doing, I make a mistake They get confused and fire more questions I get irritated They hang up, blame me
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The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
If Trump proclaimed the sky was blue Half of the US would applaud like seals and proclaim him a genius and the other half would say it was cyan This is not healthy
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The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Me driving with a friend along a straight road with no traffic <Silence> Me approaching a multi lane island with internal traffic lights Her: 'So I was talking to Janice from Accounts not Janice from Marketing about Susan from Marketing not Susan from Accounts and...' Am I the only one?
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The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Looking at the spin I'm now expecting Noem to say that ICE were out rescuing kittens from trees before being surrounded by chainsaw-wielding Somalian Antifa Communists and that we said all be thankful for the restraint the officers showed
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The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Usuals on the other side on about second-guessing a split second decision by a police officer. In a dangerous situation and you are - A soldier. Your instinct may be to shoot because you've been trained to kill people. A police officer. You should get out of the way because you shouldn't have been
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The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Accountability in action. We've just heard that an ICE officer shot someone. Okay how can we make it the victim's fault?
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BiRdMaNsf67 🌈 @morrowjamesadam.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command. GEORGE ORWELL
From Truth Social
January 7, 2026
Donald J. Trump

@realDonald Trump

I have just viewed the clip of the event which took place in Minneapolis, Minnesota. It is a horrible thing to watch. The woman screaming was, obviously, a professional agitator, and the woman driving the car was very disorderly, obstructing and resisting, who then violently, willfully, and viciously ran over the ICE Officer, who seems to have shot her in self defense. Based on the attached clip, it is hard to believe he is alive, but is now recovering in the hospital. The situation is being studied, in its entirety, but the reason these incidents are happening is because the Radical Left is threatening, assaulting, and targeting our Law Enforcement Officers and ICE Agents on a daily basis. They are just trying to do the job of MAKING AMERICA SAFE. We need to stand by and protect our Law Enforcement Officers from this Radical Left Movement of Violence and Hate!Via Twitter, Kristi Noem,
January 7, 2026
Homeland Security

@DHS...

5h

Today, in an act of domestic terrorism, an anti-ICE rioter weaponized her vehicle against law enforcement. Our officer relied on his training and saved his own life, as well as the lives of his fellow officers.

Sanctuary politicians have created an environment that encourages rampant assaults on law enforcement.

@POTUS Trump and @Sec_Noem will always have the backs of law enforcement.
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The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
A major supermarket chain wanted to open a store near a local one. All the residents complained it would kill the local store. I pointed out it wouldn't if people just kept shopping at the local They all looked at me as if I was mad.
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The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Wife: Why do I always choose where to go or what to do? Why can't you decide for a change? Husband: Okay let's go here! Wife: No! I don't want to go there. Husband: Okay, how about we do this? Wife: No! I don't want to do that. Husband: So what do you want to do? Wife: See! It's always me
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The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Consequence of capitalism The majority of ads that interrupt services are for the premium ad-free service
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The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
After one to many times being told the correct way to dig a hole, workmen finally crack.
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The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
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The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Reminding myself why there are almost no right-wingers on here 1. This is a platform for sharing information, discussion, and just for fun 2. They can't make any money from it Now I wonder which affects them the most?
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The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
At work I greet everyone with a cheery "Hello, how are you?" etc. Manager told me it was inappropriate and unprofessional I asked for their definitions of both and they huffed and walked off I carried on doing it I don't see the problem with being cheerful; funeral parlours can be so depressing
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The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Just had a Conservative pamphlet through the door. Amazing how many laws Labour have passed in just over a year that they want to abolish and definitely didn't exist during their 14 year majority government.
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The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
A programme that wasn't broadcast in the US or legally streamable in the US is somehow subject to US libel laws?
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