The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 25/04/2026"Can you arrive at 8 instead of 8:15?" "OK" I arrive at 7:59 "Oh can you give me 10 minutes? I'm not ready yet" I'm sorry, what? 000
The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 19/04/2026It takes15 mins to get to my friend. She knows this She's literally just called me asking if I could meet her at 8:30 I've only just got up and made some coffee, not even had a shower. She couldn't grasp why that was a problem as I had a 'whole 30 minutes to do that' 000
The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Went back to PS2 Resident Evil 4 and realised why I've never got past the first section. Left stick - move, Right stick - camera Fine. Aiming Left stick - 'camera' aim Bloody hell Switch to aim, try to use the right stick to move the view, everyone charges, auto use left to back up. Shoot the floor 000
The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 09/04/2026So what does everyone think will be in the middle of the pub? 000
The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Corporate bullshit in action Our team wants a collective one-on -one with HR regarding the actions of the department head HR has agreed, but then asked us to inform the DH that we're all having a meeting without the DH as they need to be informed when staff aren't performing usual actions 010
The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Wouldn't it be hilarious if Iran ends up restoring democracy to the USA? 000
The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Coming off a bad cold told a friend who asked me what I was taking for it "Traditional family cure" I told her She then rattled of a list of various herbs and tonics to see which I was using "Rum and coke" Sorry am I the only one? 010
The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Latest UK Melania rave review "The story of a foreign immigrant paid to pander to the ego of a tiny-penised racist really spoke to me" Laure F, Frinton-on-Sea 000
The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 05/02/2026What did it say about a person when they boast about being invited to Epstein Island and turning it down then when it turns out they were begging for an invite double down by saying they had no need to go to an island filled with underage girls as they could easily organise one for themselves, 000
The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Pack of: 4 croissants - £1.45 6 croissants - £1.50 8 croissants - £2.25 Is my maths not mathing? 000
The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Potential controversial opinion I think a lot of people on the left are hypocrites I think a lot of people on the right are also hypocrites But that's like saying I think my friend is wealthy, and I think Elon Musk is wealthy 000
The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 27/01/2026I for one am looking forward to the USA winning the New York hosted final of the FIFA World Cup by default as every team that tries to enter the country is indefinitely detained at the border 000
The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 27/01/2026If Thatcher saved the UK why does every right-winger want a return to the 1950's and not the 1980's? 000
The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Radio show gave away £300k and one of the first things they said they were going to do with the money was help their daughter with a deposit for a house. Yep we've reached the point where owning a house depends on winning money 000
The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Single lane, no streetlights, wet. Car 1 is doing 40 in a 60 followed by cars 2, 3, and me. If we all instantly stopped cars 1, 2, and 3 would all be able to park between me and 3 I wouldn't be able to park between 1 and 2, or 2 and 3 I honestly don't get it. 000
The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 22/01/2026"What's the problem with counting 5 pence pieces?" A relative asked, "Just stack ten and make them up that way" Yeah this is three stacks of ten 000
The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 22/01/2026For those with an interest in how the younger UK generations were taught in the late 1960's 000
The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Decided to play some old PS2 games. Just got to Blood Omen 2 and the battle with Sebastian and nope. Now I recall why I had to take a break from it all those years ago 000
The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Little known fact - The J in Donald J Trump stands for Needy Little Man-Baby. 010
The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Whatever you do didn't tell Trump that "hole"and "whole" are homophones - he'll try to have them banned from federal use 000
The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Anyone else now thinking that Trump had been under the impression it's "hole milk" for his entire life until he read the paper? 000
The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 14/01/2026When the right-wing talk about population decline most think this is covert racism. I think of this www.thecollector.com/how-medieval...thecollector.comHow Did Medieval Rulers Attempt to Stop the Black Death's 'Labor Revolution’? | TheCollectorThe Black Death’s unprecedented labor shortage empowered workers and challenged the feudal order. 000
The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Company has an open position one higher than me. More £/h but less hours Would result in a paycut, but it's the only way to *potentially*get one step higher and get less hours to equal what £ I'm already getting with much more responsibility and accountability Wow 000
The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Still in Lidl So what's non-EU pork and non-EU tomato concentrate? Where's that sourced Don't say outside the EU I'm genuinely curious as to why the mix 000
The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Just in Lidl. 15 Woodcote Free Range eggs mixed size for £2.69 6 Woodcote Free Range eggs mixed size for 99p Am I missing something? 000
The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 11/01/2026It seems the current split is between those who say the police are murdering civilians, and those who say the police are murdering the correct type of civilians 000
The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 11/01/2026The other side 'Why aren't the BBC covering the events in Iran, some sort of conspiracy' The BBC - 000
The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 11/01/2026If you're employed by the government and your first instinct in a dangerous situation is to shoot someone, you're a soldier not a police officer 000
The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Wow the grifters on the other side are seriously scared that the UK is going to ban it 000
The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 10/01/2026At last something Trump could actually win without cheating 100
The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 10/01/2026FBI: This will be a thorough, rigorous, and impartial investigation Minnesota: Can we sit it in this? FBI: ... ... no? Seems legit 000
The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Person in a car with a whistle - domestic terrorist Masked and armed people going door-to-door to drag people out of their homes into unmarked vehicles - legitimate police operation Only one of these could be genuinely thought of as terrorism 031
The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 09/01/2026AITA Timed Chess online. Friend calls, I answer, they keep messaging if I don't I tell them what I'm doing They talk about weather I uh-huh They start asking questions I answer, I say what I'm doing, I make a mistake They get confused and fire more questions I get irritated They hang up, blame me 000
The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 09/01/2026If Trump proclaimed the sky was blue Half of the US would applaud like seals and proclaim him a genius and the other half would say it was cyan This is not healthy 010
The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Me driving with a friend along a straight road with no traffic <Silence> Me approaching a multi lane island with internal traffic lights Her: 'So I was talking to Janice from Accounts not Janice from Marketing about Susan from Marketing not Susan from Accounts and...' Am I the only one? 000
The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Looking at the spin I'm now expecting Noem to say that ICE were out rescuing kittens from trees before being surrounded by chainsaw-wielding Somalian Antifa Communists and that we said all be thankful for the restraint the officers showed 000
The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Usuals on the other side on about second-guessing a split second decision by a police officer. In a dangerous situation and you are - A soldier. Your instinct may be to shoot because you've been trained to kill people. A police officer. You should get out of the way because you shouldn't have been 010
The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Accountability in action. We've just heard that an ICE officer shot someone. Okay how can we make it the victim's fault? 000
Reposted by The Mad RanterBiRdMaNsf67 🌈 @morrowjamesadam.bsky.social · 08/01/2026The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command. GEORGE ORWELL 212
The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 07/01/2026A major supermarket chain wanted to open a store near a local one. All the residents complained it would kill the local store. I pointed out it wouldn't if people just kept shopping at the local They all looked at me as if I was mad. 000
The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Wife: Why do I always choose where to go or what to do? Why can't you decide for a change? Husband: Okay let's go here! Wife: No! I don't want to go there. Husband: Okay, how about we do this? Wife: No! I don't want to do that. Husband: So what do you want to do? Wife: See! It's always me 010
The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Consequence of capitalism The majority of ads that interrupt services are for the premium ad-free service 010
The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 06/01/2026After one to many times being told the correct way to dig a hole, workmen finally crack. 000
The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Reminding myself why there are almost no right-wingers on here 1. This is a platform for sharing information, discussion, and just for fun 2. They can't make any money from it Now I wonder which affects them the most? 000
The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 04/01/2026At work I greet everyone with a cheery "Hello, how are you?" etc. Manager told me it was inappropriate and unprofessional I asked for their definitions of both and they huffed and walked off I carried on doing it I don't see the problem with being cheerful; funeral parlours can be so depressing 000
The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Just had a Conservative pamphlet through the door. Amazing how many laws Labour have passed in just over a year that they want to abolish and definitely didn't exist during their 14 year majority government. 000
The Mad Ranter @themadranter.bsky.social · 16/12/2025A programme that wasn't broadcast in the US or legally streamable in the US is somehow subject to US libel laws? 000