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Alan Smith

@themacguy.bsky.social
121 followers 107 following 200 posts

Mac Geek, consort to 1, sire to 4. Rugbyhead, All Blacks, Blues & Auckland Fan. Quake Survivor. SysAdmin. Occasional Santa. He/Him.

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Alan Smith @themacguy.bsky.social · 07/03/2024
Tamaki Makaurau, I am in you!
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Alan Smith @themacguy.bsky.social · 29/02/2024
+1 for Gaspy!
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Alan Smith @themacguy.bsky.social · 29/02/2024
#nailedit 💯
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Alan Smith @themacguy.bsky.social · 29/02/2024
He is one greedy fucker isn't he!
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Alan Smith @themacguy.bsky.social · 29/02/2024
As from yesterday 29 February, I am able to donate blood again! 🩸🩸🩸 So if you have been previously ineligible due to having been in the UK/Europe in the early 90's during the Mad Cow Disease times, you too, are now eligible!! #teamvampire
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Alan Smith @themacguy.bsky.social · 15/02/2024
I watch a YouTube food channel & the guy recently did an Ant-artic cruise. The number of times he said 'Ant-artic' just about drove me crazy. I wanted to jump through the screen and repeatedly punch him in the face while yelling "It's *punch* got *punch* two *punch* 'c's' *punch punch*! Dumbass!
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Alan Smith @themacguy.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
So true! It's the hair that clinches it for me!
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Alan Smith @themacguy.bsky.social · 24/01/2024
I ❤️ U
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Alan Smith @themacguy.bsky.social · 21/01/2024
Not impressed with Stuff's new website layout and usability! I also note it hasn't improved their editing either!
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Alan Smith @themacguy.bsky.social · 19/01/2024
All Nesian no Mystic All Six, no Sixty All Split, no Enz All Th', no Dudes
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Alan Smith @themacguy.bsky.social · 18/01/2024
We bought this late last year from the Moana Rd shop in Kaikoura! I think we picked it up for $15 - I think it was half-price!
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Alan Smith @themacguy.bsky.social · 18/01/2024
😂 😂 😂
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Alan Smith @themacguy.bsky.social · 18/01/2024
Surely somebody has to be receiving the deliverables? Does that make them receivables?
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Alan Smith @themacguy.bsky.social · 14/01/2024
In our first flat, my wife and I had neighbours in the unit above us who would play Boney-M whenever they wanting to 'have relations'! Funnily enough I don't think we ever heard a full song before the music would stop and the shower would come on! Can't listen to them at all these days!
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Alan Smith @themacguy.bsky.social · 11/01/2024
Muppet first! Then 'Washington Jnr' 2nd!
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Alan Smith @themacguy.bsky.social · 10/01/2024
U Can't Touch This - MC Hammer
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Alan Smith @themacguy.bsky.social · 08/01/2024
I can confirm it is a good read, was very enlightening! Currently reading 'Patched' by Jarrod Gilbert and I recommend that as well!
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Alan Smith @themacguy.bsky.social · 08/01/2024
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Alan Smith @themacguy.bsky.social · 20/12/2023
oooh, a half a hard-boiled egg with a dollop of mayo on top with a liberal sprinkling of salt and pepper - yes please!
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Alan Smith @themacguy.bsky.social · 20/12/2023
I prefer my slaw with vinegar! Prefer Aioli to straight mayo, but will happily use mayo on a roast chicken sandwich! My sauces lend towards the hot and spicy variety, I probably have at least a dozen in the fridge right now, along with 4-5 more in the pantry waiting to be opened!
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Alan Smith @themacguy.bsky.social · 20/12/2023
This could be 'The Great Mayo War' of 2023! Bigger than the 'Pineapple on Pizza' war and the 'Mac 'n' Cheese 'n' Peas' wars!
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Alan Smith @themacguy.bsky.social · 12/12/2023
Pink Chardon was for you wanted to be 'classy'! We always called the last one Bernadin 'Spew-manty'!
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Alan Smith @themacguy.bsky.social · 12/12/2023
And it has returned 1min after posting that! The power of social media! 😂😂😂
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Alan Smith @themacguy.bsky.social · 12/12/2023
Arrrgh power outage in Avonhead, Ōtautahi! Amazing the number of things that rely on electricity!
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Alan Smith @themacguy.bsky.social · 08/12/2023
Can only read it one way! IYKYK!
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Alan Smith @themacguy.bsky.social · 06/12/2023
For sure, I do vaguely remember watching it when it first came out! It was similar to Tron!
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Alan Smith @themacguy.bsky.social · 06/12/2023
Didn't that have Arnie in it?
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Alan Smith @themacguy.bsky.social · 04/12/2023
Just a gigantic sack of bawbags!
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Alan Smith @themacguy.bsky.social · 04/12/2023
Tonight's dinner: 'Bang Bang Shrimp' made by yours truly! Fuck it was delicious!
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Alan Smith @themacguy.bsky.social · 03/12/2023
So important! A petition that needs to be noticed!
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Alan Smith @themacguy.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
Seems fitting on the 1st of December to post this given the news of Shane MacGowan's death overnight! The best Christmas song ever! R.I.P. Shane youtu.be/j9jbdgZidu8?...
youtu.be
The Pogues - Fairytale Of New York (Official Video)
Official video for Fairytale Of New York by The Pogues featuring Kirsty MacCollStream The Pogues greatest hits here ▶ https://RhinoUK.lnk.to/ThePoguesSubscri...
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Alan Smith @themacguy.bsky.social · 24/11/2023
Yep - same here! The uncertainty continues!
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Alan Smith @themacguy.bsky.social · 23/11/2023
It was part of National's 100 day plan - pushed by Penny Simmonds who has been quite vociferous about disestablishing Te Pūkenga. She is now Minister of Tertiary Education and Skills - so we all wait with bated breath!
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Alan Smith @themacguy.bsky.social · 22/11/2023
Me too - already registered, waiting for the green light!
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Alan Smith @themacguy.bsky.social · 21/11/2023
Yeah, they're not too bad price-wise! However they're not particularly big.
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Alan Smith @themacguy.bsky.social · 21/11/2023
We saw those the other day and my wife wants to get one each for my 3 daughters! Very cool looking! (not pun intended)!
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Alan Smith @themacguy.bsky.social · 21/11/2023
May last year!
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Alan Smith @themacguy.bsky.social · 20/11/2023
Mac 'n' Peas isn't quite the same!! 😂
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Alan Smith @themacguy.bsky.social · 15/11/2023
Quite possibly the only use for the #notallmen hashtag!
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Alan Smith @themacguy.bsky.social · 13/11/2023
Growing up in Tāmaki Makaurau, we called it Tiggy!
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Alan Smith @themacguy.bsky.social · 13/11/2023
Wasn't it a hand puppet with Chick Littlewood, who was just the host of the after-school shows. Similar to Nice One Stu, Ollie Ohlsen, Here's Andy et al!
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Alan Smith @themacguy.bsky.social · 13/11/2023
😲 Oh bugger! That's gotta sting! Advice noted!
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🦝 Pepper Raccoon: Trash Priestess 🦝 @pepperraccoon.com · 10/11/2023
Once again I discover that despite my best intentions, my art does not get me as far on these platforms as other people’s seems to. Anyway, here’s a cool pin set I made.
Two enamel skulls connected by a chain on a pocket, one winking at the other.
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Alan Smith @themacguy.bsky.social · 11/11/2023
Go awn then!
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Alan Smith @themacguy.bsky.social · 10/11/2023
That is the perfect typo there!
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Alan Smith @themacguy.bsky.social · 09/11/2023
Perfect! Looks delicious!
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Alan Smith @themacguy.bsky.social · 09/11/2023
1 hour 50mins later - all hell will break loose and our lives will be forever changed! Still feels fresh in my mind!
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Alan Smith @themacguy.bsky.social · 05/11/2023
I look forward to reading it!
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Matt @mattnz.bsky.social · 03/11/2023
Looks like this will be our next government New Zealand?
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Alan Smith @themacguy.bsky.social · 03/11/2023
I did feel that you had a lower presence as far as billboards were concerned this election Sarah! That explains it! That sucks!
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