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Club Kurono

@thelumbersnack.bsky.social
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openly fat. stupid & bad. STL ➡️ CHI

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Club Kurono @thelumbersnack.bsky.social · 1m
baby, I’m not your baby, baby!!
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Club Kurono @thelumbersnack.bsky.social · 23h
a Seoul Taco spicy pork burrito would fix me
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Club Kurono @thelumbersnack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
keep up!! the different air gives us that feeling of being alive!!
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Club Kurono @thelumbersnack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
doing porn in a pair of MeUndies is diabolical
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Club Kurono @thelumbersnack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
fyi if you wear a cologne with synthetic musks I am your enemy
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Club Kurono @thelumbersnack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Peter Peter Blumpkin Eater
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Club Kurono @thelumbersnack.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Shanice is the one for you to be with!!
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Club Kurono @thelumbersnack.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I wanna scare the Belly Up bitches with how hard my winter bulk goes this year
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A provocative article in Rolling Stone titled "What some folks really mean when they claim to have never done the Humpty Hump."
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Club Kurono @thelumbersnack.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
what the fuck is food noise I’m so serious
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Club Kurono @thelumbersnack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the Savannah Bananas are the closest thing straight people have to drag
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Club Kurono @thelumbersnack.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
can’t decide between Taco Bell or Chipotle for dinner so I’m getting both
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Club Kurono @thelumbersnack.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
watching the hunger games rn
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Club Kurono @thelumbersnack.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
if there’s one thing I’m gonna do it’s buy a loaf of potato bread from the grocery store
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Club Kurono @thelumbersnack.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
on the agenda for tonight: smoke a fat joint and eat a fat bowl chili
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Club Kurono @thelumbersnack.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
not too much now on that green wig
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Club Kurono @thelumbersnack.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
oooooooo I’m gonna take a 50 kabilligram edible tonight and watch Marie Antoinette
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Club Kurono @thelumbersnack.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
everybody’s listening to gay guy new releases today and I’m listening to Duncan Sheik Barely Breathing on repeat 😭
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Club Kurono @thelumbersnack.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it’s Flip A Ollie For The Girls Friday!!
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Club Kurono @thelumbersnack.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
sometimes the blunt smokes you
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Club Kurono @thelumbersnack.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
it’s Wash Your Gear Wednesday 😍😍
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Club Kurono @thelumbersnack.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
the ugliest gay men alive are all rapping about guzzling gallons of cum in their bedrooms right now
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Club Kurono @thelumbersnack.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
the mileage I have gotten out of the Olsen twins prune trick
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Club Kurono @thelumbersnack.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
seated
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Club Kurono @thelumbersnack.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'm dangerous, contagiou-rous Voraciou-rous, rizzin' up the mind
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Club Kurono @thelumbersnack.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
it’s finally American Vandal s2 rewatch weather!!!!!!!
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Club Kurono @thelumbersnack.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
spaghekki and meakballs
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Club Kurono @thelumbersnack.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
haaaaaate the feeling of being perceived because what if they conceptualize me wearing chocolate brown
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Club Kurono @thelumbersnack.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
me the morning after my first cyclosporiasis-era Belly Up:
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Club Kurono @thelumbersnack.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
ate a bread-sliced bagel this morning my STL powers have been restored
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Club Kurono @thelumbersnack.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
a woman in a burgundy polyester crushed velvet shawl tried to pick a fight with me while leaving Robyn last night
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Club Kurono @thelumbersnack.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
today’s agenda: get stoned, play Metaphor: ReFantazio, eat a dozen churros
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Club Kurono @thelumbersnack.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
nothing hits after a good concert like a family sized bucket of chili from Wendy’s
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Club Kurono @thelumbersnack.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
LOVE to sing HATE to sing along
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Club Kurono @thelumbersnack.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
it’s crazy people keep recording new songs when Missy Elliott literally made all the music we’ll ever need for any occasion ever
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Club Kurono @thelumbersnack.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
flashing gunt at the Robyn show
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Club Kurono @thelumbersnack.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
if I hosted a Lumbersnack Meet and Eat would y'all attend
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Club Kurono @thelumbersnack.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
really been enjoying Metaphor: ReFantazio btw!!!
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Club Kurono @thelumbersnack.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
just blendt a bunch of frozen cherries into a Diet Coke I am unstoppable
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Club Kurono @thelumbersnack.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Downton Abbey LEGO set the fags stay winning
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Club Kurono @thelumbersnack.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'm still here btw
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Club Kurono @thelumbersnack.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Club Kurono @thelumbersnack.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
they/them coworker clocked me as a Belly Up enjoyer during marg pitcher happy hour
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Club Kurono @thelumbersnack.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
FINE I’ll buy the new Metroid
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Club Kurono @thelumbersnack.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
everything is altogether too much
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Club Kurono @thelumbersnack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
big & greedy
sexy fat guy undressed and under the bedsheets
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Club Kurono @thelumbersnack.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Belly Up tonight
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Club Kurono @thelumbersnack.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
who’s going to smoke me out and rub my belly this evening 😤
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Club Kurono @thelumbersnack.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'm dangerous, contagiou-rous Voraciou-rous, rizzin' up the mind
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Club Kurono @thelumbersnack.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
bear pride flag hanging in a freshman dorm room is craaaaazyyyyy
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