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The Lost Ogle @thelostogle.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Lawmaker fight!
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Podcast Pals Get Into Physical Altercation at Oklahoma Capitol… - The Lost Ogle
There are lots of ways a podcast can fall apart. Creative differences, time and scheduling conflicts, or – in rare, special occasions – your hosts allegedly get into a fistfight! Thanks to The Ogle Mo...
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The Lost Ogle @thelostogle.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Power Poll: 10 Logical Replacements for Markwayne Mullin
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Power Poll: 10 Logical Replacements for Markwayne Mullin - The Lost Ogle
Over the past weekend, the Oklahoma politisphere has been running rampant with rumor and speculation over who will not only run for Markwayne’s soon-to-be-open Senate seat, but who Kevin Stitt will ch...
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The Lost Ogle @thelostogle.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Great news, huh?
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People who spawned Ryan Walters want to be “more engaged” in Oklahoma Education… - The Lost Ogle
I have some scary news for Oklahoma parents, teachers, and worst of all, students! With the legislative session right around the corner, all the big think tanks, organizations, and other well-funded s...
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The Lost Ogle @thelostogle.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
TLO Restaurant Review: Harbor Mountain Coffee House In celebration of Ryan Walters Resignation Week, we sent Louis to McAlester to check out the legendary Harbor Mountain Coffee House. LINK: thelostogle.com/2025/09/30/t...
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TLO Restaurant Review: Harbor  Mountain Coffee House - The Lost Ogle
This past weekend, I got in the car and made a two-hundred-mile road trip just for a cup of coffee. Sure, that sounds weird, but my destination was the Harbor Mountain Coffee House in McAlester, Oklah...
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The Lost Ogle @thelostogle.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
End of an Error: Ryan Walters Finally Does Something Good for Oklahoma!
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End of an Error: Ryan Walters Finally Does Something Good for Oklahoma! - The Lost Ogle
Ring the bells, kiss a Trump Bible, and gently massage your best friend’s thigh! Ryan Walters is resigning as Oklahoma State Schools Superintendent! As is usually the case, I first started hearing rum...
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The Lost Ogle @thelostogle.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Leave it to Oklahoma voters to elect a U.S. Senator who not only has the intellect and temperament of a six-year-old, but the language skills, too...
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Marcuswayne Mullin successfully reinforces dumb Oklahoman stereotype… - The Lost Ogle
Senator Truck Nut is up to his old tricks! Marcuswayne Mullin – Oklahoma’s simpleton senator – is still working hard to reinforce the negative (yet kind of true) stereotype that most Oklahomans – espe...
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The Lost Ogle @thelostogle.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
His popularity is rising among the most important, influential, and completely insane demographic group out there – Oklahoma conservatives who vote!
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Poll Shows Ryan Walters Has a Real Life, Very Serious Shot at Being Governor… - The Lost Ogle
One of the biggest moral quandaries I face as publisher of this website is whether I should vote for or against my best interests—or, even more perplexingly, figure out what those best interests even ...
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The Lost Ogle @thelostogle.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Imagine That.
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Open Records Reveal How Stitt Micromanaged the Design of Oklahoma's Terrible License Plate... - The Lost Ogle
Long before I was Patrick Riley of The Lost Ogle—a revolutionary, groundbreaking, and highly influential figure in Oklahoma media who now spends his afternoons writing old-school blog posts in hopes s...
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The Lost Ogle @thelostogle.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Oklahoma is a hard-to-place to place – a state that, thanks to our voters and elected officials, has somehow merged the racism and politics of the Deep South, the poverty and despair of Appalachia, and the aesthetic confusion of the Southwest into one big mess. thelostogle.com/2025/05/20/c...
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Comedian sparks “What Part of the Country Is Oklahoma” debate… - The Lost Ogle
A couple of times a year, an online “debate” swells up on Reddit or social media over what part of the country Oklahoma actually belongs to. I put the word “debate” in quotes because it’s a nuanced, o...
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The Lost Ogle @thelostogle.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Mathis Brothers Unveils New & Improved Spokesperson… lt feels like a very deliberate and calculated shot across Gentry-from-Hahn’s bow. LINK:
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Mathis Brothers Unveils New & Improved Spokesperson... - The Lost Ogle
On Sunday afternoon, while watching the OKC Thunder struggle to score against the Denver Nuggets, a commercial ran across my TV that was a bigger shock than a Thunder player hitting a wide-open three-...
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The Lost Ogle @thelostogle.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
It looks like our "pro-life" governor is at it again... thelostogle.com/2025/05/07/k...
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Kevin Stitt Takes Bold Stand… Against Breast Cancer Exams - The Lost Ogle
Kevin Stitt’s quest to make sure everyone hates him is going along well! Earlier this week, the Oklahoma House and Senate overwhelmingly passed HB 1389 by a combined 129–9 margin. A rare piece of bipa...
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The Lost Ogle @thelostogle.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
She was apparently put in place by the biggest Kid Rock fan in the Okahoma legislature...
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Oklahoma GOP Lawmaker Apologizes For Brief, Fleeting Moment of Transparency... - The Lost Ogle
Yesterday afternoon, State Representative Cyndi Roe – a Republican from Lindsay who is married to a man named Vern – sent a mass email to her House colleagues begging forgiveness for publicly revealin...
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The Lost Ogle @thelostogle.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Ryan Walters hires Duggar Family fixer on $100,000-a-year grift…
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Ryan Walters hires Duggar Family fixer on $100,000-a-year grift… - The Lost Ogle
Austin-based sociopaths, polyamorous prowlers, and eccentric lawyers with cryptic arm tattoos aren’t the only grifters Ryan Walters is helping to take advantage of the state payroll! According to a re...
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The Lost Ogle @thelostogle.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
TLO iTeam 5000 Exclusive...
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Ryan Walters’ Pricey New Hire Pops Up on Polyamorous Dating Site... - The Lost Ogle
Sometimes the headlines really do write themselves. Earlier this week, KFOR’s Spencer Humphrey reported that Matt Mohler – the new chief of staff for Ryan Walters and the Oklahoma State Department of ...
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The Lost Ogle @thelostogle.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
We take a look at some of the dumb and moronic excuses our lawmakers have whipped up to justify sabotaging the Oklahoma citizen petition process, and reigning in the rights of the people...
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Lawmakers Unveil Dumbest Excuses Yet for Silencing Oklahoma Voters... - The Lost Ogle
Oklahoma lawmakers are once again bravely standing up to the biggest threat facing our state — the Oklahoma people. As we mentioned back in February, Oklahoma’s usurper Republicans are working overtim...
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The Lost Ogle @thelostogle.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Grifters are gonna grift...
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Former Ryan Walters PR Henchman Scores $75K Golden Parachute... - The Lost Ogle
Does anyone remember the phone number for OKIE DOGE? I think I found some wasteful spending to report! Last night, KFOR totally legitimately reported that Dan Isett – Ryan Walters’s wobbly ex-PR chief...
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The Lost Ogle @thelostogle.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Score one for cool aunts everywhere...
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Oklahoma Democrats Present Sacrificial Lamb for the 2026 Governor’s Race… - The Lost Ogle
Just like we said she would, State Representative Cyndi Munson – the cool single aunt of the Oklahoma Democratic Party – officially announced yesterday morning that she’s running for Governor! I, myse...
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The Lost Ogle @thelostogle.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
While it seemed most of the state was in Stillwater for the Cross Canadian Ragweed reunion show, Governor Stitt was going Bawitdaba with Kid Rock in OKC...
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Stitt Ditches "Boys From Oklahoma" for Kid Rock… - The Lost Ogle
If you’re on social media or follow local news, you probably noticed that lots and lots of people ventured up, down, and over into Stillwater this past weekend for one, two, or all three of the much-h...
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The Lost Ogle @thelostogle.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
As part of an apparent settlement, the company agreed to drop its lawsuit in exchange for some wordy social media apologies and confessions...
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Spaulding Hefner Bends Knee to Continental Resources… - The Lost Ogle
Thanks to a heads-up via the Ogle Mole Network, we’ve learned that Continental Resources has reached a settlement deal with Robert “Spaulding” Hefner the Vth and dropped their well-publicized lawsuit ...
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The Lost Ogle @thelostogle.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
According to a press release, The Oklahoma Fire Caucus has a fundraiser planned for the governor on Saturday...
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State Arsonists Laud Stitt's Move to Burn Down Forestry Department... - The Lost Ogle
I guess it’s time for another follow-up on the hottest Oklahoma political news story this season – Governor Stitt’s pouty and vindictive attempt to sabotage the Forestry Department because they weren’...
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The Lost Ogle @thelostogle.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
We're calling for a full and immediate retraction...
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The Oklahoman Attempts to Destroy TLO's Credibility... - The Lost Ogle
If you need more proof that a newspaper apocalypse is upon us, we’ve found it! Earlier this week, in what can only be construed as a malicious and defamatory attack on this very website’s brand, reput...
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The Lost Ogle @thelostogle.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Was that a veiled threat from a sitting U.S. Senator? If so, we’re flattered!
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Marcuswayne Mullin Shares Drunk History Lesson to Inspire, Uplift… and Threaten Journalists - The Lost Ogle
Senator Truck Nuts is back at it! On Friday night, while most Oklahomans were enjoying a cold beer cruising a dirt road in a pickup truck, Senator Markwayne Mullin was bitterly wandering the halls of ...
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The Lost Ogle @thelostogle.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
In all fairness, what has the Forestry Department ever done for us?
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Stitt Now Wants to Burn Down the Agency That Fights Wildfires... - The Lost Ogle
It looks like someone’s still bitter that his hobby farm burned down! Apparently bored with the feuds he’s launched against Native American tribes, the Oklahoma Legislature, the Attorney General’s off...
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The Lost Ogle @thelostogle.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Stitt calls for open grifting of taxpayer dollars to religious groups… He's doing it in the name of “protecting religious liberty..." LINK: thelostogle.com/2025/04/03/s...
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Stitt calls for open grifting of taxpayer dollars to religious groups... - The Lost Ogle
Give Kevin Stitt some credit. Now that he’s a lame-duck governor stuck on a political cul-de-sac where the only person who will listen to him is himself, he’s suddenly become more direct and honest. W...
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The Lost Ogle @thelostogle.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
It’s part of his long-term strategy to annoy as many Oklahoma parents as possible...
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Inbox Invader: Ryan Walters Spams Oklahoma Parents with Unsolicited Emails - The Lost Ogle
If you’re an Oklahoma parent and recently found yourself wondering, “Why is Ryan Walters emailing me again?”—congrats! You’ve been added to the State Superintendent’s unofficial propaganda email list…...
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The Lost Ogle @thelostogle.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
This will show those pesky wildfires who's boss...
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Oklahoma Forestry Director Fired for Forgetting Rule #1: Protect the Governor’s Stuff First - The Lost Ogle
Let’s all raise a Smokey Bear salute to former Oklahoma State Forester Mark Goeller. A national expert on enhanced wildfire prediction and response coordination, he was fired by Governor Stitt last we...
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The Lost Ogle @thelostogle.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
ICYMI: State Rep. Cyndi Munson expected to enter Oklahoma governor’s race… thelostogle.com/2025/03/28/s...
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State Rep. Cyndi Munson expected to enter Oklahoma governor’s race... - The Lost Ogle
It looks like Oklahoma Democrats have finally found someone willing to be the sacrificial lamb in the 2026 gubernatorial race. According to multiple tips via the Ogle Mole Network, State Rep. Cyndi Mu...
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The Lost Ogle @thelostogle.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
He's not scared of anything... unless it's a voter who wants to ask real questions.
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Markwayne Mullin is hiding from voters again… - The Lost Ogle
For a big, strong tough guy, Marcuswayne Mullin sure can be a scaredy cat when it comes to facing angry voters. Earlier this week, KFOR’s Spencer Humphrey reported that “Machowayne” – a solid nickname...
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The Lost Ogle @thelostogle.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Petition Prohibition: Oklahoma GOP Moves to Cancel Citizen-Led Ballot Measures Why let the people decide things when you can just consolidate power and rig the rules to your advantage?
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Petition Prohibition: Oklahoma GOP Moves to Cancel Citizen-Led Ballot Measures - The Lost Ogle
I’ve been at this TLO thing for so long that you’d think, by now, I’d have a boilerplate template ready and on standby to cover the latest efforts of conniving rural Oklahoma conservative lawmakers to...
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The Lost Ogle @thelostogle.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Instead of mailing the letter, they hand-delivered it to a virgin working in Cole’s office... thelostogle.com/2025/03/04/a...
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Angry Liberal Boomer Women Write Tom Cole a Letter... - The Lost Ogle
After a tumultuous six months fending off a primary challenge by proud Oklahoman Paul Bondar and his scattered legion of MAGA-moron supporters, Oklahoma Congressman Tom Cole has a feisty new opponent ...
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The Lost Ogle @thelostogle.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Ryan Walters may be lying and/or intentionally misinterpreting Oklahoma law for his psycho-political benefit! Who would have thought it!? LINK: thelostogle.com/2025/03/03/r...
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Ryan Walters Faces Mild Resistance at Board Meeting—Promptly Hides in Office to Whine About It - The Lost Ogle
After two-plus years of using State Board of Education meetings as an unchecked propaganda pulpit to fight culture wars and push and promote his dystopian, privatized, theocratic version of public edu...
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The Lost Ogle @thelostogle.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
They're taking a bold stand against reality...
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Cloudy with a Chance of Stupid: Oklahoma Senate Tackles Chemtrails Nonsense - The Lost Ogle
Grab your tinfoil hats and pop some colloidal silver! Oklahoma lawmakers are working overtime this week to tackle moronic conspiracy theories that don’t even technically exist. This Thursday, an Oklah...
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The Lost Ogle @thelostogle.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Thanks to the Ogle Mole Network, we’ve got the inside scoop on Paycom’s latest employee purge—one that involves even more terminations, PTO crackdowns, and strict social media gag orders...
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Layoffs, Gag Orders, and PTO Purges: Paycom Escalates Its Crackdown on Employees - The Lost Ogle
Inside the company's glowing green headquarters, Ogle Moles are describing a culture of fear, retaliation, and job cuts.
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The Lost Ogle @thelostogle.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
He's trying to guilt-trip, shame, and straight-up scare his followers into submission… or subscribing.
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Aaron Tuttle Aggressively Promotes/Flexes New Subscription Paywall... - The Lost Ogle
We have some new competition in the battle for your valuable, hard-earned subscription dollar! Earlier this week, hunky Facebook weatherbeast Aaron Tuttle announced he is launching a new subscription ...
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The Lost Ogle @thelostogle.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
The Larry, Moe and Curly of Oklahoma politics are going at it!
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Gentner Drummond Dives Headfirst Into Stitt-Walters Fray... - The Lost Ogle
The Oklahoma political melodrama of the century just got a little dumber! With Kevin Stitt and Ryan Walters quarreling like a young couple in need of some faith-based counseling, Attorney General Gent...
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The Lost Ogle @thelostogle.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
The word on Boyd Street is that he's already named Mike Hosty to serve as his Chief of Staff...
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Bouncer at The Deli Elected Mayor of Norman! - The Lost Ogle
We have some pretty cool news to report from the southern fringes of the metro! Yesterday, a loyal circle of hip, cool, and possibly stoned Norman voters flocked to the ballot hot box and overwhelming...
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The Lost Ogle @thelostogle.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Grab some popcorn, a Trump Bible, and pull up a seat to the prayer circle! This one’s fun!
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Bros No More? Walters slams Stitt on social media! - The Lost Ogle
We found some campers who won’t be singing Kumbaya together at Falls Creek Church Camp! After months of political grumblings that the former brosephs had a falling out, Ryan Walters finally snapped at...
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The Lost Ogle @thelostogle.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Dusty Deevers Protects His Right To Send Wife Dick Pics… The State Senator included one important loophole – or should we call it Glory Hole – in his annual batch of anti-pornography legislation.
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Dusty Deevers Protects His Right To Send Wife Dick Pics… - The Lost Ogle
Over the past couple of weeks, Puritanical State Senator Dusty Deevers—a man who, based on the GOP’s penchant for hypocritical projection, must be into some really kinky smut—has received a heavy dose...
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The Lost Ogle @thelostogle.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
They're trying to infringe on "this most American of rights."
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From My Cold, Dead Gentner: Oklahoma Lawmakers Want To Regulate Storm Chasing - The Lost Ogle
The party that’s for freedom, capitalism, and small, limited government—except when they’re not—is once again rearing its ugly, hypocritical head. This time around, instead of trying to regulate your ...
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The Lost Ogle @thelostogle.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
If Stitt believes in one set of rules for ALL Oklahomans, maybe it’s time they address the injustices that are real, out there, and right in front of them, and not the fabricated ones that require Photoshop to get a pointless point across... thelostogle.com/2025/02/10/s...
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Stupid Stitt "Meme" Makes Tribal Land Highways Look Like an Absolute Blast... - The Lost Ogle
It’s happening again! A conservative Oklahoma politician is spreading lies and misinformation across the Internet to get a stupid point across. This time around, the culprit isn’t Ryan Walters but Okl...
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The Lost Ogle @thelostogle.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
The word on Duck St. is that a cowboy coup could be in the works!
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Orange You Glad? OSU President Resigns—Is Governor Stitt Next in Line? - The Lost Ogle
According to the Ogle Mole Network, a big cowboy coup may be in the works.
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The Lost Ogle @thelostogle.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
The new Broligarch look isn’t the only thing he’s copying from Trump’s White House...
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Kevin Stitt Unveils Brawny New Tech-Bro Beard at State of the State Address... - The Lost Ogle
The new Broligarch look isn’t the only thing he’s copying from Trump’s White House.
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The Lost Ogle @thelostogle.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Patrick pays respect to the former lawmaker, ACLU leader, and friend... thelostogle.com/2025/02/03/t...
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Remembering a Friend: A TLO Tribute to Ryan Kiesel - The Lost Ogle
If you follow local news, you’ve probably heard that Ryan Kiesel passed away on Friday at the way-too-young age of 45. As recent media tributes have noted, Ryan was an accomplished figure in Oklahoma’...
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The Lost Ogle @thelostogle.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
He's the author of the "Makin’ It Some Other State’s Problem" Homeless Relocation Act...
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Oklahoma Lawmaker Proposes Free Out-of-State Travel… But Only for the Homeless - The Lost Ogle
Another Oklahoma lawmaker has a bad idea to address homelessness! According to various media reports, State Rep. Dell Kerbs – the coney shop owner who was named “Lawmaker of the Year” by the Oklahoma ...
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The Lost Ogle @thelostogle.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
This would be like Dracula complaining that blood banks have too much control over the supply, then suggesting we solve the problem by letting donors just bleed directly into his mouth...
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Local Vampire Has Bad Idea for Oklahoma Campaign Finance Reform... - The Lost Ogle
The guy pictured above is AJ Ferate. AJ’s a lawyer, policy wonk, and—when he’s not reminiscing about his time as a tabloid curiosity—he moonlights as a powerful Oklahoma GOP political operative and ki...
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The Lost Ogle @thelostogle.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Naturally, we've acquired video of the f'ing incident...
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OKC Fox 25 Meteorologist Fired for Dropping F-Bombs on Live TV - The Lost Ogle
We’d like to wish a fond farewell to former OKC Fox morning meteorologist Elliot Wilson. He went down in a blaze of glory last week after dropping a pair of early morning F-bombs during a Good Morning...
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The Lost Ogle @thelostogle.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
He's updating Oklahoma's history education standards to reflect Trump's new name for the Gulf of Mexico...
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Ryan Walters Leads State Into Gulf of Stupidity… - The Lost Ogle
Take a nap, skip school, and fail a standardized test! Oklahoma education has somehow managed to get even dumber! As I’m sure you know, President Donald Trump – the greatest president we’ve ever had w...
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The Lost Ogle @thelostogle.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
News 9’s Jordan Ryan Jumps Ship for Local Competitor… thelostogle.com/2025/01/22/n...
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News 9’s Jordan Ryan Jumps Ship for Local Competitor… - The Lost Ogle
There’s been another big shake-up on the News 9 morning show. Over the past few weeks, I’ve received a small flurry of emails and messages from concerned TLO readers asking the whereabouts of Jordan R...
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The Lost Ogle @thelostogle.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
The former Big Red Sports and Imports ghost employee has more DUI arrests than the school does championships!
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Fresh off two new DUI arrests, Westmoore names Rhett Bomar its new offensive coordinator… - The Lost Ogle
Late last week, I received a tip via The Ogle Mole Network claiming that Rhett Bomar—the infamous OU football quarterback turned Big Red Sports & Imports ghost employee—will be making a grand return t...
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The Lost Ogle @thelostogle.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Please join us for this bittersweet – but extremely warranted – occasion...
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TLO to host ritualistic sacrifice of Louis Fowler in honor of President Trump… - The Lost Ogle
In honor of President Trump being inaugurated today for a second, and hopefully-not-final, term as President of the blessed United States of America, TLO is proud to announce the ritualistic sacrifice...
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