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@thelorax007.bsky.social
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thelorax007.bsky.social @thelorax007.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
White people don’t reach adulthood until first billion.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
How old is the white girl being addressed here, is the idea that she was ignoring other ones in her lifetime
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thelorax007.bsky.social @thelorax007.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Note to self: check in when I get to Toronto
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thelorax007.bsky.social @thelorax007.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Looks amazing!
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thelorax007.bsky.social @thelorax007.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is he drinking Castrol?
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thelorax007.bsky.social @thelorax007.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
25s, surely that’s the high score
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thelorax007.bsky.social @thelorax007.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s not ai, my homie is the best.
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thelorax007.bsky.social @thelorax007.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hahahahahahahahahahaha what da fuck. You can’t even have sovereignty over your own face anymore
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thelorax007.bsky.social @thelorax007.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🫡
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thelorax007.bsky.social @thelorax007.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ty, seriously
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thelorax007.bsky.social @thelorax007.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
May it grow for 1000 years 🙏🤲📿🛐
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thelorax007.bsky.social @thelorax007.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Looks like they sewed his ass up
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thelorax007.bsky.social @thelorax007.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thank you
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thelorax007.bsky.social @thelorax007.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Did they force you to include one with shoes on 🥰
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thelorax007.bsky.social @thelorax007.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
DM her this script, she will appreciate it
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thelorax007.bsky.social @thelorax007.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Loser mindset, fucker lost and nutted. Crazy thing to admit
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thelorax007.bsky.social @thelorax007.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Still had to wear that stupid ass jersey lmao, fucking loser
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thelorax007.bsky.social @thelorax007.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Bums me out how many talking points my euro friends have wrt mbappe. Even the French were shitting on his goals at World Cup. Seems like a total bro to me, every time he comes up
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thelorax007.bsky.social @thelorax007.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Shoot him with a gun, no disrespect
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thelorax007.bsky.social @thelorax007.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If you guys were still a country you’d have extrajudicially made something happen.
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thelorax007.bsky.social @thelorax007.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Should have led with comments about his stupid ass haircut imo
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thelorax007.bsky.social @thelorax007.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I thank god everyday fam🙏🫡🤌
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thelorax007.bsky.social @thelorax007.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
She’s the only one, just so you can properly understand what’s happening here.
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thelorax007.bsky.social @thelorax007.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Telling my mom the sociologist gave me a certificate of normalcy. Been waiting for this for 34 years 🫡
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thelorax007.bsky.social @thelorax007.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I carried a dead bat around for like a week then took it to show and tell at 1st grade and they called the health department. I had to go to counseling for like 2 months.
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thelorax007.bsky.social @thelorax007.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s way more than that. At least 30 lost on that “dude bravo” operation that wasn’t a rescue operation.
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thelorax007.bsky.social @thelorax007.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Kinda looks like corn
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thelorax007.bsky.social @thelorax007.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Me too, brother
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thelorax007.bsky.social @thelorax007.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Good opportunity for a man of action to kill a bunch of people
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thelorax007.bsky.social @thelorax007.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
The dumbest time… so far
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thelorax007.bsky.social @thelorax007.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Getting the opportunity to say this in front of one of the all time bootlickers is so sick lmao holy shit
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thelorax007.bsky.social @thelorax007.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
My Chinese propaganda changed to anti Chinese propaganda, very noticeable
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thelorax007.bsky.social @thelorax007.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Is this like when you say you saw a movie but don’t say you liked it?
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thelorax007.bsky.social @thelorax007.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Was clean the only time I ever used one
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thelorax007.bsky.social @thelorax007.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
lol
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thelorax007.bsky.social @thelorax007.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Dunno why this is, but I see the most public urination on the outside walls of these.
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thelorax007.bsky.social @thelorax007.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Where’s the 10000 block, the fucking dalles?
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thelorax007.bsky.social @thelorax007.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I hope you die of natural causes as soon as possible you fat cunt
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thelorax007.bsky.social @thelorax007.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Pedophile, it’s in the eyes
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thelorax007.bsky.social @thelorax007.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
After all that, dems still gonna find a way to lose next time too
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thelorax007.bsky.social @thelorax007.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
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thelorax007.bsky.social @thelorax007.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
VLC still casts to your TV
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thelorax007.bsky.social @thelorax007.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
What the hell is he doing that for anyway?
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thelorax007.bsky.social @thelorax007.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
He employed thousands!?
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thelorax007.bsky.social @thelorax007.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
How dare you! I pooed my pants today
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thelorax007.bsky.social @thelorax007.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Yeah, he’ll be in a gulag one day. That’s a campaign promise from me
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thelorax007.bsky.social @thelorax007.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
That should yield dividends in this climate
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thelorax007.bsky.social @thelorax007.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Me too!
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thelorax007.bsky.social @thelorax007.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
You lost me at threads, hermano. Love the show tho
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thelorax007.bsky.social @thelorax007.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Movies have taught me it needs to be the size of Texas, otherwise we are good
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