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The Longest Johns - NEW TOUR 2026 @thelongestjohns.bsky.social · 15h

‼️USA TOUR‼️ 📆STARTING VERY SOON📆 👀COME AND SEE IT👀 🫠DON'T WAIT UNTIL AFTER IT'S ENDED TO SAY "oh you were playing near me I wish I'd gone"🫠 www.thelongestjohns.com/live #TheLongestJohns #USTour #LiveMusic #IndependentArtist #UKFolkMusic

A colourful cartoon poster for the Longest Johns tour of the USA. On the left is the cheeky face of a large crocodile as it scales the rooftops of some rustic structures (that look like a ramshackle assortment of homes or civic buildings, and some kind of spire with a mast and weathervane on top). It's a huge crocodile, with a yellow eye looking right at you. On the right is text saying announcing support from Sean Dagher, and is asking "have you got your ticket?" (have you?)
Beneath is a list of tour dates which reads as follows:
10/24 - Argo, Milwaukee
10/25 - Vic Theatre, Chicago
10/26 - Varsity Theatre, Minneapolis
10/27 - Atwood Music Hall, Madison
10/28 - The Intersection, Grand Rapids
10/30 - The House of Blues, Cleveland
10/31 - The Vogue, Indianapolis
11/01 - Brooklyn Bowl, Nashville
11/02 - Bogart's, Cincinnati
11/04 - Jergel's Rhythm Grille, Warrendale
11/05 - Sony Hall, New York
11/06 - Lincoln Theatre, Washington
11/07 - Colonial Theatre, Phoenixville
11/08 - Count Basie Centre, Red Bank
11/10 - Academy of Music, Massachusetts
11/11 - Wilbur, Boston (this gig with support from Windborne instead of Sean)

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The Longest Johns - NEW TOUR 2026 @thelongestjohns.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Mind blown 🤯 Makes u think 🤔 Come see our US tour, where it'll all make sense! www.thelongestjohns.com/live #TheLongestJohns #USTour #LiveMusic #Wisdom #Shanty

I'm sorry. A simple meme format image, with a big white space at the top for the all-caps Impact font title "OLD WISDOM" and a thinking face emoji.
Below it is a collage of images of old sailors (clockwise:
1 Christian Krohg 'At the Rudder' - A man in yellow waterproof coat and sou'wester hat at the wheel of a ship,
2 'Old Sailor' by Paul Rink - a portrait of an old man in what also looks like a sou'wester, looking off into the distance,
3 Bertha Worms' 'Velho Marinheiro' - again a man in a sou'wester shown from the waist up, wearing black and smoking a pipe, standing on shore with the sea behind him,
4 a black-and-white 1950s photo of a Dutch sea captain smoking a pipe by George Rodger,
and 5 a very teal photo titled Rumänien, bärtiger Seemann / Fischer, credited to Hurst Grund and property of Bundesarchiv)

Over which is the text that reads as follows:
Sing a man a shanty, and he'll day for a day.

But Teach a man a man shanty, and sea he'll him for a life.

"Was this written with AI?" No! It wasn't! It was carefully considered and written by the person responsible for posting it!

A tour poster for The Longest Johns USA tour for Ends of the Earth, showing Robbie, Andy, and JD posed in amongst a tropical variety of luscious green foliage. It lists the dates and venues as follows:
10/24 - Argo, Milwaukee
10/25 - Vic Theatre, Chicago
10/26 - Varsity Theatre, Minneapolis
10/27 - Atwood Music Hall, Madison
10/28 - The Intersection, Grand Rapids
10/30 - The House of Blues, Cleveland
10/31 - The Vogue, Indianapolis
11/01 - Brooklyn Bowl, Nashville
11/02 - Bogart's, Cincinnati
11/04 - Jergel's Rhythm Grille, Warrendale
11/05 - Sony Hall, New York
11/06 - Lincoln Theatre, Washington
11/07 - Colonial Theatre, Phoenixville
11/08 - Count Basie Centre, Red Bank
11/10 - Academy of Music, Massachusetts
11/11 - Wilbur, Boston

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The Longest Johns - NEW TOUR 2026 @thelongestjohns.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

We're shifting some paradigms, thinking outside the box, and maximising our throughput here at The Longest Johns Enterprises Ltd. www.thelongestjohns.com/live

A statement from TLJ Enterprises that reads as follows -
As we enter Q4, the The Longest Johns Ltd would like to share our roadmap for the immediate future. It's always important to have a plan and we believe we've assembled something that's both exciting and practicable.

Our brightest minds have crafted a series of detailed, actionable steps for the weeks ahead, featuring multiple landmark events to add to your diaries. We believe this exciting vision will bring everyone aboard and into alignment, letting us forge forward to exciting new futures.
Without further ado, the roadmap:

A picture of a map titled "the longest johns Q4 2026 roadmap"
It shows sixteen destinations across the United States (Milwaukee, Chicago, Minneapolis, Madison, Grand Rapids, Cleveland, Indianapolis, Nashville, Cincinnati, Warrendale, New York, Washington, Phoenixville, Red Bank, Northampton, Boston) with route planning between them all. It is a pun. Sorry.

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The Longest Johns - NEW TOUR 2026 @thelongestjohns.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

AMERICA, NEW ZEALAND, and AUSTRALIA: 👋hi come see us? 👉👈 www.thelongestjohns.com/live #TheLongestJohns #USTour #NewZealand #Australia #UKFolkMusic

tour poster for The Longest Johns playing in New Zealand and Australia in 2027. The picture shows JD (in a denim shirt with white t-shirt underneath), Andy (dark blue short-sleeved shirt, buttoned up, with light brown trousers), and Robbie (sitting down in an armchair, wearing a light brown/turquoise patchwork-looking outfit), on a textured orange background. Beneath them are the tour dates which are as follows:
Thu 25th Feb - James Hay Theatre - Christchurch
Sat 27th Feb - Meow Nui - Wellington
Sun 28th Feb - Powerstation - Auckland
Wed 3rd Mar - The Princess Theatre - Brisbane
Fri 5th Mar - Metro Theatre - Sydney
Sat 6th Mar - Croxton Bandroom - Melbourne
Sun 7th Mar - Port Fairy Folk Festival - Port Fairy
Tue 9th Mar - The Gov - Adelaide
Thu 11th Mar - Freo Social - Perth

Tickets from destroyalllines.com

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The Longest Johns - NEW TOUR 2026 @thelongestjohns.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

‼️DON'T MISS OUT‼️ We're playing SIXTEEN shows in the US starting on OCTOBER 24TH It's your chance to see us LIVE so get your tickets today! www.thelongestjohns.com/live #TheLongestJohns #USTour #LiveMusic #UKFolkMusic #IndependentArtist

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The Longest Johns - NEW TOUR 2026 @thelongestjohns.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It's Bandcamp Friday: the day when digital music store Bandcamp waives their fee to give more money to artists! The perfect day to add to your digital music collection, so go find some music to love! thelongestjohns.bandcamp.com #TheLongestJohns #BandcampFriday #Bandcamp #UKFolkMUsic

"This breaking news had doctors MILDLY CONCERNED"
Three images of medical professionals follow, each in a display of shocked contemplation. One a man with his hand on his chin. One a woman leaning on a window as she stares out, thoughtfully. And lastly a man with his hand on his head as he looks straight at you. Beneath them are various spoken responses:
"How did you get in here?"
"I know it's Bandcamp Friday"
"Let me eat in peace"
"Please put your shirt back on"
"I studied poetry"

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The Longest Johns - NEW TOUR 2026 @thelongestjohns.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

🗽NEW YORK🗽 We can't wait to see you in just over ONE MONTH at STUNNING Sony Hall! Get your tickets and your voices ready tix.sonyhall.com/trk/TheLonge... #TheLongestJohns #NewYork #SonyHall #LiveMusic #UKFolkMusic

A positively verdant poster for The Longest Johns (with support from Sean Dagher) performing at Sony Hall in New York on the 5th of November. Robbie is crouching down inspecting a camera, wearing a short-sleeved shirt with a mixture of yellow, red, and white nature illustrations on a dark background. Andy is sat in the middle with a sort of ranger's hat on, a dark blue shirt with mirrored leaves (possibly ferns) on either side in turquoise and pink, and a bemused expression as he also looks in the same direction as Robbie. JD is then sat in an armchair, dressed casually in what looks like a green velvet suit (velvet? corduroy? I do not know) and white shirt open at the collar. They are surrounded by all manner of tropical foliage and greenery, ferns and fronds in every direction. Then there's some kind of cabinet with an old wireless radio atop it, a globe and some other ornamentation, a lampstand, and the armchair with a throw that JD is sat in.

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The Longest Johns - NEW TOUR 2026 @thelongestjohns.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Come with us on a journey through music and chatter! Starting in an hour over on Youtube! youtube.com/live/djc0Bec... And why not check out our SHINY NEW WIKI for all your lyrics and other info! All thanks to our mod team for putting it together wiki.thelongestjohns.com #TheLongestJohns

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The Odystream | The Longest Johns Singing Stream

Anything happen while we were away? Well good news, we're back from Europe with tales aplenty, so tie yourselves to the mast and get ready for some siren son...

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The Longest Johns - NEW TOUR 2026 @thelongestjohns.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Thank you Europe!❤️ Netherlands, Germany, Belgium, Denmark, Sweden, and France, thakn you all so much to everyone who was there We're off for a quick nap, before packing back up to head out to the States! www.thelongestjohns.com/live #TheLongestJohns #Europe #LiveMusic #UKFolkMusic

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The Longest Johns - NEW TOUR 2026 @thelongestjohns.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

With a voice wielding shanties of the ancient nautical art, Believe, believe, the Longest Johns come... to AMERICA! TOUR STARTS IN UNDER ONE MONTH so FUS ROH DON'T miss out www.thelongestjohns.com/live #TheLongestJohns #Skyrim #USTour #Memes #LiveMusic

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The Longest Johns - NEW TOUR 2026 @thelongestjohns.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

TWO SHOWS REMAIN This tour has been incredible, and we cant wait to share it with you in Hamburg and Paris! www.thelongestjohns.com/live #TheLongestJohns #UKFolkMusic #LiveMusic #Europe

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The Longest Johns - NEW TOUR 2026 @thelongestjohns.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Thank you to everyone who's come out to see us, or will be to our THREE REMAINING SHOWS (Stockholm, Hamburg, and Paris) See you there! www.thelongestjohns.com/live #TheLongestJohns #UKFolkMusic #Europe #LiveMusic #Tour

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The Longest Johns - NEW TOUR 2026 @thelongestjohns.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

We'll keep adding stuff to the poster until the tour finishes! COPENHAGEN tonight STOCKHOLM tomorrow HAMBURG friday PARIS sunday Time's running out to come see us! www.thelongestjohns.com/live #TheLongestJohns #UKFolkMusic #LiveMusic #Shanty #Europe

A tour poster for The Longest Johns - Ends of the Earth European Tour
It shows a cheeky crocodile peering in from the bottom of the picture, with birds and smaller crocodiles draped over its snout. The tour dates for September are as follows:
Wed 16th - Nijmegen, NL / Doornroosje - SOLD OUT
Thu 17th - Amsterdam, NL / Melkweg Max
Fri 18th - Cologne, GER / Die Kantine
Sat 19th - Leuven, BEL / Het Depot
Mon 21st - Aalborg, DEN / Skraaen
Tue 22nd - Copenhagen, DEN / Rust - SOLD OUT
Wed 23rd - Stockholm, SWE / Debaser Strand
Fri 25th - Hamburg, GER / Gruenspan
Sun 27th - Paris, FR / Les Etoiles
There is a big white ring around the final three dates, and the text 'last chance!" added below

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The Longest Johns - NEW TOUR 2026 @thelongestjohns.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

DID YOU KNOW: there's a rare species of 🍌banana tree🌴 that grows only in one specific part of the UK? We were fortunate enough to be able to use it in our video for What Did I Do? www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZur... #TheLongestJohns #BehindTheScenes #UKFolkMusic #Banana #DidYouKnow

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The Longest Johns - NEW TOUR 2026 @thelongestjohns.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

When the song says to row... Cologne TONIGHT Leuven TOMORROW Aalborg MONDAY Copenhagen TUESDAY Let's see you there! www.thelongestjohns.com/live #TheLongestJohns #SeeYouInThePit #FolkMusic #Europe

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The Longest Johns - NEW TOUR 2026 @thelongestjohns.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Europe NOW US East NEXT New Zealand & Australia AFTER Come and see us! www.thelongestjohns.com/live #TheLongestJohns #Memes #LiveMusic #Europe #Tour

A picture of a stripy tabby cat, wearing some kind of sailor's cap and a neckerchief (also a businesslike necktie underneath), looking straight ahead with a speech bubble above saying "Hope I don't go to sea". Behind it is a soft-focus image of a sailboat on the water, with 'Go to sea factory' written on its sales.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/09/2026

Nation Demands More Jobs Where You Steer Ship With Big Wooden Wheel theonion.com/nation-demands-more-jo…

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The Longest Johns - NEW TOUR 2026 @thelongestjohns.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Tickets are now ON SALE! New Zealand, Australia, we can't wait to see you again! Secure your tickets so you don't miss out www.thelongestjohns.com/live #TheLongestJohns #NewZealand #Australia #FolkMusic #Shanty

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The Longest Johns - NEW TOUR 2026 @thelongestjohns.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Nijmegen TONIGHT Amsterdam TOMORROW Cologne FRIDAY Leuven SATURDAY (then Aalborg, Copenhagen, Stockholm, Hamburg, and Paris) And here's a glimpse at what you can get at the merch stand! www.thelongestjohns.com/live #TheLongestJohns #LiveMusic #Europe #Merch #UKFolkMusic

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The Longest Johns - NEW TOUR 2026 @thelongestjohns.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Thank you for the send-off, Nottingham! Now we're heading to Europe (Nijmegen, Amsterdam, Cologne, and Leuven up first) so come and see us there! www.thelongestjohns.com/live #TheLongestJohns #UKFolkMusic #Shanty #Europe

two-part end of show picture from the Longest Johns gig in Nottingham. It shows the band (Florin, JD, Robbie, Andy, Anto) arranged across the stage with the audience behind them. Florin's giving it the metal horns with his left hand, JD has his mouth open and eyes crossed in some kind of shock, which is being matched by Robbie beside him. Andy has a casual little smile on his face and is pointing at Anto, who is giving a bit of a flex and fist pump on the end of the line. The crowd behind are both hooting and hollering for the picture. Everyone looks happy.

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The Longest Johns - NEW TOUR 2026 @thelongestjohns.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

NEW ZEALAND and AUSTRALIA We're bound for YOU and early-bird presale is live NOW! daltours.cc/TheLongestJohns Go get 'em! #TheLongestJohns #NewZealand #Australia #UKFolkMusic #LiveMusic

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The Longest Johns - NEW TOUR 2026 @thelongestjohns.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

What did I do? Well, released a new music video for the song What Did I Do, for one. Go check it out! www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZur... #TheLongestJohns #NewMusic #UKFolkMusic

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The Longest Johns - NEW TOUR 2026 @thelongestjohns.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Don't forget! We're completing our Ends of the Earth UK tour (a little late, but still just as good) in Nottingham tomorrow, thenoff to Swanage Folk Festival on Sunday! Come see us before we hop on a plane to Europe! www.thelongestjohns.com/live #TheLongestJohns #UKFolkMusic #Nottingham #Swanage

Poster to announce the rescheduled date for the Longest Johns Nottingham show! It now takes place on Sunday 12th of September, at The Palais, Nottingham.
New venue & date, all tickets remain valid!

A very colourful lineup poster for the Swanage Folk Festival, bordered by a rainbowed selection of colours and with a list of acts performing down the middle. Dates run from 11th to 13th of September. The lineup listed is:
The Longets Johns
Gerry Colvin Band
Merry Hell
Man the Lifeboats
Ninebarrow
Janice Burns & Jon Doran
Banter
Honey & the Bear
Nick Parker
Reg Meuross
Jez Lowe
Wight Hot Pipes
Murphy's Lore Trio
Sian & Rob Colquhoun
Savage Underdogs
Dark Sheep
The Clementine Lovell Trio
Polly Morris
Wareham Whalers
Allsort'd
Purbeck Youth Tradfolk Collective
Plus over 25 acts in the Festival Fringe around the town

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The Longest Johns - NEW TOUR 2026 @thelongestjohns.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Okay but you CAN trust us when we say that these upcoming shows ARE good and you WILL enjoy them! Europe, USA, Australia, let's gooooooooo www.thelongestjohns.com/live #TheLongestJohns #LiveMusic #Europe #USA #Australia

A four panel image. The first panel shows the face of Nathan Fielder (taken from the trailer for upcoming documentary You Can See Everything), his face filling the frame, head angled forward with a look of intense, prying curiosity on his stubbled face. The second panel is a picture of Robbie (from TLJ)'s face with a fairly neutral, slightly defensive expression, taken from the Hoist Up the Thing video, with the text "why would I deceive you? there's no reason for me to do that". The third panel shows Fielder's face again, still tilted forward, mouth open and gaze fixed on his subject, saying "you're being real right now?"
The final panel is Robbie's wordless face, mouth pulled into a small 'o' and eyes glancing off to the side. Completely trustworthy.

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The Longest Johns - NEW TOUR 2026 @thelongestjohns.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

AUSTRALIA and NEW ZEALAND We can’t wait to return this summer! We’re playing 9 shows in some of our favourite cities in the world! Sign up via daltours.cc/TheLongestJohns for early bird presale tickets. Early bird presale begins Tue 15th Sept 9am local time Tickets on sale Thu 17th Sept 9am local

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The Longest Johns - NEW TOUR 2026 @thelongestjohns.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Sam from Socials here! I can't make any promises, but I've sent this on up to the band for you 👍

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The Longest Johns - NEW TOUR 2026 @thelongestjohns.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

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The Longest Johns - NEW TOUR 2026 @thelongestjohns.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Tour starts on the 16th! Don't wait to hear how good it was, find out for yourself! www.thelongestjohns.com/live #TheLongestJohns #Europe #UKFolkMusic #LiveMusic #Shanty

A stock image showing three scientists, all in lab coats, doing science work. In the background is a woman looking at a flask that seems to contain Andy's face. In the foreground there is a woman pointing at a computer screen that has photos from TLJ gigs on it, next to a man sat in a wheelchair who has his left index finger pointed to his chin in contemplation. The woman is saying 'Memorable' and the man is saying 'Hm yes I see'.
Above and below is the text "AN EXPERIENCE SO UNFORGETTABLE THAT SCIENTISTS MIGHT WANT TO STUDY YOU (but they could name the condition after you, so that's pretty cool)"

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The Longest Johns - NEW TOUR 2026 @thelongestjohns.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Fancy helping us out as we change stores, and picking up some merch at the same time?! (UK store only) shop.thelongestjohns.com #TheLongestJohns #Merch #Sale

A bold orange graphic advertising the TLJ store sale, with text that reads
'FLASH SALE! New merch store, new me' 'We're going to be moving around our web-stores soon and have to move EVERYTHING to a different warehouse. Take advantage of the confusion for 1 week and grab yourself that thing you always wanted (UK store only)

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The Yogscast @yogscast.com · 04/09/2026

We invited eight more players into Lewis's mansion to play Blood on the Clocktower - and the videos are out RIGHT NOW! Joined by JD from @thelongestjohns.bsky.social, can we deduce who the demon killer is while dealing with Liars, Lunatics, and Lawyer Big Wigs?

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The Longest Johns - NEW TOUR 2026 @thelongestjohns.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Today - Bandcamp Friday AND Blood on the Clocktower Tomorrow - Fantasy Forest Libertalia Sunday - Moseley Folk Festival looks like a good weekend👍

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The Longest Johns - NEW TOUR 2026 @thelongestjohns.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

We've been selling out... SHOWS! Nijmegen and Copenhagen are now full, but you can still get tickets for the rest of our gigs (including Amsterdam and Aalborg!). Don't miss out: www.thelongestjohns.com/live #TheLongestJohns #SellOut #LiveMusic #UKFolkMusic

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The Longest Johns - NEW TOUR 2026 @thelongestjohns.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald's a good song, isn't it. Go find it on Caught in the Net vol.1, from 2024! #TheLongestJohns #GordonLightfoot #EdmundFitzgerald #HOMES #FolkMusic

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The Yogscast @yogscast.com · 01/09/2026

More visitors so soon? That's right - our next batch of Blood on the Clocktower games at Brindley Manor drop on the Yogscast channel this Friday. And here is your mysteriously mesmerizing cast - featuring JD from @thelongestjohns.bsky.social!

Cast of Yogscast creators and JD from The Longest Johns gather in an ornate drawing room, all in fancy outfits, posing with serious, mysterious expressions.

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The Longest Johns - NEW TOUR 2026 @thelongestjohns.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Find out what this cheeky lad gets up to on Friday at 6pm over on @yogscast.com youtube...

A portrait photograph of JD from The Longest Johns. He's wearing a dapper grey/blue suit (with thin red stripes) and tie (cream and red diamonds), as well as a paperboy-style hat. He's holding his glasses down at the end of his nose, peering over them at the camera, with a cheeky, knowing expression on his face.

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The Yogscast @yogscast.com · 30/08/2026

The bell tolls for our new visitors...your next episodes of Blood on the Clocktower IRL featuring JD from The Longest Johns drop on the channel this Friday.

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The Longest Johns - NEW TOUR 2026 @thelongestjohns.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

The days are still warm, but the chill at the fringes tells you that the autumnal months are approaching, and with them.. GIGS! We're coming to the USA in October and November, and can't wait to see you there: www.thelongestjohns.com/live #TheLongestJohns #USA #America #LiveMusic #UKFolkMusic

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The Longest Johns - NEW TOUR 2026 @thelongestjohns.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

September is looming up on the horizon, and a big month for gigs! Come and see us at Moseley Folk Festival Fantasy Forest Libertalia Nottingham Swanage Folk Festival and then EUROPE! www.thelongestjohns.com/live #TheLongestJohns #Moseley #FantasyForest #Nottingham #Swanage

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Pedguin @pedguin.yogscast.com · 20/08/2026

We've got a Dread Hunger lobby with some of our old explorers! 🏴‍☠️ Featuring Myself @osie.yogscast.com @shadowatnoon.onlyhippos.com @thelongestjohns.bsky.social JD @lolipopgi.yogscast.com @seanbreaksgames.bsky.social and more 👀 🔴 We'll be live on our channels around 5pm bst ~

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The Longest Johns - NEW TOUR 2026 @thelongestjohns.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Come see us live! We're touring the USA soon, and Europe sooner! www.thelongestjohns.com/live #TheLongestJohns #BonesInTheOcean #FolkMusic #LiveMusic #Memes

An edit of a popular cartoon "two people sitting on a bus" meme, but instead with multiple characters. At the top of the image is the text "Oh...". Below it on the right, there are six people all sat gazing happily out of the window, taking photos, looking at a spectacular sunset over a mountain range. Above them are lyrics from different songs, saying
"beer is great, beer is grand!", "ho, the rattlin' bog!", "poor old Reuben Ranzo!", "me husband's in Salonika!", "my son John was tall and slim!", and "Santiana gained the day!"
To the left is one person sat on their own looking out the window at a stark, grey, close-up rocky mountainside. Their expression is grim and sullen. Above their head is the line "I bid farewell to the port and the land".
Credit for the original cartoon goes to Genildo Ronchi, and redditor McWooky for the upscaled version used!

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The Longest Johns - NEW TOUR 2026 @thelongestjohns.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Just 3 WEEKS until we're back on the road! In September we're at - Moseley Folk & Arts Festival - Fantasy Forest Libertalia - Nottingam (rescheduled from May) then EUROPE! - Nijmegen - Amsterdam - Cologne - Leuven - Aalborg - Copenhagen - Stockholm - Hamburg - Paris www.thelongestjohns.com/live

A poster of the lineup for Moseley Folk & Arts Festival
Friday night headliner - Kingfisher
Saturday night headliner - Super Furry Animals
Sunday night headliner - The Dead South

Plus very Special Guests
Frank Turner, Johnny & Lillie Flynn, Lucinda Williams, The Longest Johns, Katherine Priddy, Jacqui McShee's Pentangle, Folk Bitch Trio, Hudson Freeman, Joshua Burnside, Madra Salach, Junior Brother, Dermot Henry, The Wran, Dave Lofts, Curiosity Shop, Little Grandad, The Destroyers, Aayushi, Goblin Band, Katacombs, Family Stereo, Bonfire Radicals, Gingham, Cut A Shine

4-6 September 2026, Moseley Park, Birmingham

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