Scroll to the end for a review of the new Robert Pattison joint “Primetime”

Jayden Daniels popped his macaroni, again, defending Bowlers with their QB back—Seahawks over Commanders echoing off the chamber walls heading into their Week 3 bout. A nor’easter wrecking the coast, ...

The Pittsburgh Steelers lost their first of many games this season, 3-20 L to the New England Patriots. 235 total yards of offense, just 3.5 yards per play—their offense predictable, stale, ineffectiv...

Scroll to the end for the debut of this season’s first Extra Points: The Todd Robert Bowl(es)...

Down to the backup’s backup on day one, Michael Penix Jr and Tua Tagovailoa dramatically eyeing each other in the training room—there can only be one main character—while the team’s practicing, improv...

Big “everyone’s gonna die” energy as Lanterns Episode 5 converges all of our characters upon Rushville for the ultimate shootout between Green Lanterns, shape-shifting kamikaze aliens and a Manhunter ...

The 2026 NFL season upon us. Touchdowns, frustrating punts on 4th and short, maddening referee make-up calls, waterboarded with DraftKings and FanDuel ads, potato chips dipped by the pound. We are so ...

You would think New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft would be a massive Macklemore fan. Macklemore’s big hit “Thrift Store”, an ode celebrating the happiness, thrill, joy of discovering hidden gems...

Aaron Judge had some thoughts on Cam Schlittler winning the MVP which is that Cam Schlittler shouldn't win the MVP.

Last year, before the start of the 2025-26 NBA season, the FBI kicked down the Clippers doors, demanding to speak with head coach Ty Lue regarding his participation in illegal poker games—the mafia tr...

Chicago Bears beat the Carolina Panthers 59-37 in the highest-scoring season opener in NFL history. Bears head coach Ben Johnson said he wanted to be the highest-scoring offense and lapped the previou...

John harbaugh and Malik Nabers's relationship hit a new level as the head coach hit-sticked the star wide out before Week 1.

Week 1, 49-21 dub over Ohio, the Huskers collecting 523 total offensive yards, touchdowns in each quarter, no turnovers, Annihilation. Senior QB from UNLV, Anthony Colandrea, 275 pass yards and 4 touc...

New England Patriots down 10-13, feet up, comfy in field goal range. Barring an embarrassing, psyche-destroying missed field goal, sending Patriots kicker Andy Borregales into a downward spiral, alcoh...

A month out from the 2026 MLB Trade Deadline, let's reassess each front office's work as we head toward the World Series.

A new Baker Mayfield contract extension, moments before the start of the 2026 season, locks Baker and the Bucs together for 3 more years.

Over 3 months on the injured list, the 3-time AL MVP, single-season home run leader, Aaron Judge returned to Yankee Stadium Tuesday evening for the Bronx Bombers 5-3 victory over the last-place Colora...

Welcome to “Why Your Team Is Winning The Super Bowl: where we recap the previous season, before diving into your team’s coaching edge, the prestige of your QB room, the new weapons they purchased, the...

The return of 3-time MVP Aaron Judge carried the weight of roster decisions. With Cody Bellinger back in left field daily, Aaron Judge back in right field daily, Trent Grisham, rookie Spencer Jones an...

Welcome to “Why Your Team Is Winning The Super Bowl: where we recap the previous season, before diving into your team’s coaching edge, the prestige of your QB room, the new weapons they purchased, the...

If Lanterns Episode 3 served as an origin story, showing us the crucible John Stewart was raised in, Episode 4 establishes the superhero’s moral compass—crucial if we expect him shoulder-to-shoulder w...

Sunday afternoon, Gerrit Cole takes the mound to help the good guys win the series in Diego. Fernando Tatis Jr, Jake Cronenworth, Manny Machado, back-to-back-to-back home runs, 1,2,3 to start the game...

Welcome To Lake America

Down 7-12 to Western Michigan in the first week of the season, 8 seconds on the clock, midfield-ish, Michigan QB Bryce Underwood threw a stinky Hail Mary, game over. Michigan suffers their most embarr...

Over the weekend, MLB umpire Doug Eddings, possessed by the new spirit of Lake America, demanded rookie St. Louis Cardinals pitcher Hancel Rincon straighten up his hat. In a 2-0 count, Colorado Rockie...

Aryna Sabalenka is the back-to-back defending US Open Champion. The Belarusian star touches down on Flushing, Queens grass and gains superpowers. But on Friday afternoon, that grass was too mighty. “S...

If young, 90s Bill Simmons spent less time listening to Pearl Jam, he’d know the cardinal sin of crack sales: never get high on your own supply.  The number one sports podcaster, pulled to the mountai...

Although ESPN reported the NBA found no evidence of cap circumvention, about a month later, SpongeBob, the whole operation under water. That report was false—the NBA did determine the LA Clippers brok...

Whenever a billionaire suffers consequences, I’m stunned, head ringing, for at least 24 hours. Steve Ballmer had Mark Cuban yapping with Chat GPT all day, copy pasting his results on Twitter, defendin...

35-year-old Aaron Donald returns to the NFL to sign a 1-year, $20m contract with the Los Angeles Rams, running it back for one last job with the 2026 Super Bowl favorites. Donald retired following a s...

Red Sox announcer Will Flemming went full dog whistle, crying that Jazz Chisholm "plays the wrong way" because he stole a base.

As mentioned in previous Lanterns episode reviews, my John Stewart knowledge begins and ends with the Justice League cartoon. I’ve been on board for the character of John Stewart from go—I never even ...

PLUS, an orientation for new Taylor Farms employees...

A Jonathan Kuminga Wolves deal official. Steve Kerr's arch nemesis signs a 2-year deal to join a Western Conference juggernaut.

With the return of first baseman slugger Bryce Eldridge, the San Francisco Giants are designating infielder Buddy Kennedy for assignment. The 27-year-old cut from his 8th Major League club. (Technical...

Each NBA offseason, I pray several players lock themselves in the lab to perfect their craft, arriving to the new year bearing gifts, new handles, bags of tricks, like when James Harden went to Housto...

Chicago White Sox center fielder, 2026 All-Star, and former member of the Savanah Bananas, stepped out the machine, Stefon—on a 5-game home run streak and the Chicago White Sox kept their boots on the...

Is a Ben Simmons Kings signing coming? GM Scott Perry went to watch the former All-Star work out in Florida this week.

Democratic speaker of the House, Hakeem Jeffries, caught conspiring with Jared Kushner and the Trump regine right before midterms, odd...

The Houston Astros and GM Dana Brown are “parting ways”, despite the team being in first place of the AL West, most likely heading to the playoffs. Here’s what Dana Brown said about being let go in th...

After a contract buyout from the Dallas Mavericks 4 time NBA champion Klay Thompson is fleeing Texas, home of his famous ex, to sign a 2-year, $11.5m deal with the Miami Heat. Klay’s 2025 on top of th...

The Detroit Tigers have designated OF James Outman for assignment, demoting him to Triple-A Toledo, where he belongs. Outman’s second DFA of the season—first, EJECTO SEATO CUZ’d by the Minnesota Twins...

Let's give out some X-Men 97 Season 2 awards. What were the best episodes and moments from the second season.

Billionaire Jed York handcuffed this weekend trying to get his weewee infected by a Heartland hoe. [RELATED: Totally Innocent Man Sells NBA Team To State] Jed York, the owner of the San Francisco 49er...

Lantern Episode 2, John Stewart raises a baby bird and Hal Jordan gets snipped out of his sneakers. Brutal day for your boys.

A decision was made: Cleveland Browns head coach Todd Monken announced Monday afternoon, Deshaun Watson will start Week 1—telling the world they are not interested in winning football games this seaso...