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Lena The Cum Sommelier 🍾

@thelenacartier.bsky.social
1.2K followers 218 following 1.6K posts

Your favourite online girlfriend, French tutor, cum taster and food lover. Montreal, CAN lena.bambi@outlook.com youpay.me/lc18

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Lena The Cum Sommelier 🍾 @thelenacartier.bsky.social · 11h
Please drink a lot of water before meeting me, well hydrated men have much better cum 😉
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Lena The Cum Sommelier 🍾 @thelenacartier.bsky.social · 13h
I will be sending you two photos on WhatsApp. One of something that you want and one of something that I want. Let’s see if you can find which is which 🤭
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Lena The Cum Sommelier 🍾 @thelenacartier.bsky.social · 18h
Why are so many girls in Ottawa using AI for their photos/videos? Did you get a group discount?
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Lena The Cum Sommelier 🍾 @thelenacartier.bsky.social · 19h
Check your WhatsApp if you haven’t since Monday 🥰
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Lena The Cum Sommelier 🍾 @thelenacartier.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Will you be in Toronto in November and December?
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Lena The Cum Sommelier 🍾 @thelenacartier.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’ve handled one item on my to-do list, I deserve a treat now 🤣
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Lena The Cum Sommelier 🍾 @thelenacartier.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Panties aren’t white but pink. Maybe you’ll have to come see them in person to be sure 😏
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Lena The Cum Sommelier 🍾 @thelenacartier.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When we go out for dinner, people will think that you have a beautiful wife. I’ve been on a few dates in which the staff assumed we were celebrating a wedding anniversary. I can definitely roleplay 😉
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Lena The Cum Sommelier 🍾 @thelenacartier.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I am thinking I could create some packages for activities I’m into and would want to do on dates. Prices would differ from the regular ones
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Lena The Cum Sommelier 🍾 @thelenacartier.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I had another “fun first - dinner after” kind of date over the weekend. Well to be fair it was more of a “fun before - behaving at the table - fun after” kind of date 🤪
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Lena The Cum Sommelier 🍾 @thelenacartier.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Remind me to plan my trips tomorrow. Still want to visit Ottawa, Toronto, Vancouver, somewhere in Europe and somewhere in Asia. Also if you live there email me with: name, age, date length So that I have a better idea of where to go first
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Lena The Cum Sommelier 🍾 @thelenacartier.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Someone came on my feet 😈
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Lena The Cum Sommelier 🍾 @thelenacartier.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ALL OF THEM, honestly no. I haven’t checked too busy
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Lena The Cum Sommelier 🍾 @thelenacartier.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don’t have enough Fall/winter dresses
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Lena The Cum Sommelier 🍾 @thelenacartier.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The good photos are on my private accounts, I promise
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Lena The Cum Sommelier 🍾 @thelenacartier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Check your WhatsApp, I want to know how was your weekend 😈
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Lena The Cum Sommelier 🍾 @thelenacartier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Morning started with cum and an actual breakfast for once 😍
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Lena The Cum Sommelier 🍾 @thelenacartier.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They don’t like you guys. I think we have to do that here pour les gens à mobilité réduite 🥰
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Lena The Cum Sommelier 🍾 @thelenacartier.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Both? 😏
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Lena The Cum Sommelier 🍾 @thelenacartier.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What do you guys do? Montreal too has that, even older buildings
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Lena The Cum Sommelier 🍾 @thelenacartier.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lucky you 😍
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Lena The Cum Sommelier 🍾 @thelenacartier.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why do I like sex so much?
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Lena The Cum Sommelier 🍾 @thelenacartier.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Currently walking around my place in heels, trying to clean before I’m too tired
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Lena The Cum Sommelier 🍾 @thelenacartier.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have something to show you if you have my phone number
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Lena The Cum Sommelier 🍾 @thelenacartier.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why haven’t you guys told me that English muffins and butter were good???
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Lena The Cum Sommelier 🍾 @thelenacartier.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I like that I look taller on photos 😈
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Lena The Cum Sommelier 🍾 @thelenacartier.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don’t think the photos do me justice, the thing I get the most in person is “you’re a lot shorter than I thought” “you’re a lot smaller than I thought”
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Lena The Cum Sommelier 🍾 @thelenacartier.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Let me go ask a dr*g dealer to be my date to a Stop dr*g trafficking gala
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Lena The Cum Sommelier 🍾 @thelenacartier.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hahahahahaha what? I mean come on? Why would anyone do that? That doesn’t sound like a bright idea
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Lena The Cum Sommelier 🍾 @thelenacartier.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Let me send you a DM
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Lena The Cum Sommelier 🍾 @thelenacartier.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’ve had some really good sex in the past 2 weeks
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Lena The Cum Sommelier 🍾 @thelenacartier.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I had leftover carrot cake for breakfast, then I guess a London fog and cum for lunch. I’m planning on having a real meal tonight and stuffing my face with pasta
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Lena The Cum Sommelier 🍾 @thelenacartier.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Never
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Lena The Cum Sommelier 🍾 @thelenacartier.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tired, horny, cold and my arm hurts
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Lena The Cum Sommelier 🍾 @thelenacartier.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Throne took too much time to order the dress that was bought for me and now it’s out of stock 👎👎👎
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Lena The Cum Sommelier 🍾 @thelenacartier.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I did the ‘sex first dinner after’ kind of dinner date yesterday and it made so much sense. Can’t say the same for my hair tho
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Lena The Cum Sommelier 🍾 @thelenacartier.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Get tested regularly. Stop with the “I can’t get tested I’m married, don’t want my wife to find out” Would you prefer that your wife finds out by catching something? 😬
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Lena The Cum Sommelier 🍾 @thelenacartier.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just hoping you’ll call me a good girl for having breakfast
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Lena The Cum Sommelier 🍾 @thelenacartier.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s one of my favourite small appliances
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Lena The Cum Sommelier 🍾 @thelenacartier.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I definitely cum more from thinking about the experience than from the experience itself if that makes sense
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Lena The Cum Sommelier 🍾 @thelenacartier.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There’s something really important I need you to understand as someone who’s had sex in public restrooms a lot. It’s not good sex, it’s fun sex. Very quick, very thrilling and you might not be able to finish. Really just doing it for the plot
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Lena The Cum Sommelier 🍾 @thelenacartier.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Should I go out tomorrow evening? Should I go for a solo date and have a drink by myself?
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Lena The Cum Sommelier 🍾 @thelenacartier.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The girls said yes btw, now we only need a date on which everyone’s available 😈
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Lena The Cum Sommelier 🍾 @thelenacartier.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m going to start adding titles to videos to make it easier for you when you want to select one 😇
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Lena The Cum Sommelier 🍾 @thelenacartier.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I thought you had lost me forever lol
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Lena The Cum Sommelier 🍾 @thelenacartier.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yep it was 😈
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Lena The Cum Sommelier 🍾 @thelenacartier.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My nails are back to being short now, you know what it means 😏
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Lena The Cum Sommelier 🍾 @thelenacartier.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ok
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Lena The Cum Sommelier 🍾 @thelenacartier.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The unedited version is so much better 🤭
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Lena The Cum Sommelier 🍾 @thelenacartier.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me liking sex and talking about it all the time doesn’t mean I don’t deserve respect
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