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Lazer Princess @thelazerprincess.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Omfg one step forward two steps back heres what state my phone is in...

Lazer Princess @thelazerprincess.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

So...its been a while...this phone was in storage...thought it dead but finally got it to charge. Then couldnt get it to connect to wifi. Then i figured it out-the date and time thing was off by about 26 years and several months lol. It works now. Yay!

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Lazer Princess @thelazerprincess.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

Please dont follow this account i am rarely on it it is tied to a phone that is wifi only and dying anyway.

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Lazer Princess @thelazerprincess.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

Please move to my new account i cant really use this one often (phone it is tied to is wifi only and our wifi got cut off cause miranda spends all our money on booze and cover charges cause she cant talk her way into clubs).

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Komrade Princess Emily @alazerprincess.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

just realized the bad guy in "my kink is karma" video has the same hairstyle as miranda.

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Komrade Princess Emily @alazerprincess.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

butch chicks want to be pirates. men want to be despotic rulers and sadistic jerks. she didn't appreciate my analysis and said "leave me alone" again. is funny how every time i make a good point thats her reaction almost like she just cannot handle anyone seeing things differently from her.

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Komrade Princess Emily @alazerprincess.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

played the princess bride for the baby. told miranda i did and baby liked it but it was making me cry she said: why? i said: its a fun adventure to her to me its a total lesbian fantasy. she said: what ate you talking about theres no lesbians in it! im like: femme girls want to be princesses.

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Komrade Princess Emily @alazerprincess.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

baby has blippi on and he's got meekah(sp?) on but its the second meekah and I'm like i cant tell one blippi from another but the obvious difference in the appearance of the meekahs is distracting af.

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Komrade Princess Emily @alazerprincess.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

David Lynch died? want to plant ears in random fields for some reason. also cant help remember last time drumpf got his way a bunch of really cool people died too. Kissinger wasn't enough we need more bad guys dying and fewer visionary artists.

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Komrade Princess Emily @alazerprincess.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

found this notecard miranda left (she scattered dozens around the apartment) when she finally went to rehab due largely to my pushing her to-she had developed a heart condition from the pain pills. funniest thing ive ever seen in light of her recent drunken abusive behavior.

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Komrade Princess Emily @alazerprincess.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

why was i going to the trouble to get her miranda specific presents relating to her avowed interests? she gave me a fucking ironing board as a wrapped and bowed present. don't aim for my head there is clearly nothing in it.

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Komrade Princess Emily @alazerprincess.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

food was good. some of the other customers were nice. think it was a birthday. oh had to really clean up apartment cause of cps-neighbor called about miranda being drunk and abusing me- and i found one of the few bday or xmas gifts she gave me over the 10 years:an ironing board. yeah so like

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Komrade Princess Emily @alazerprincess.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

we both look terrible why did i ever think any of this was a good idea. only thing i can think it was before old jk went full on terf and she kinda looked like a butch chick Dudley Durnsley and i found that amusing? ugh but yeah her smile isnt joyous is it? its almost malicious when you really look

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Komrade Princess Emily @alazerprincess.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

is just that petty and transphobic.

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Komrade Princess Emily @alazerprincess.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

person who can prove me wrong about yall being intrinsically inclined to hating us. also be nice to be able to eat even if i have nowhere to sleep. and yeah when miranda is working i am still on the hook to basically babysit the child i love whom miranda is teaching to call me "dad" because she

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Komrade Princess Emily @alazerprincess.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

www.varagesale.com/store/emilys... so yeah i REALLY need money super bad and i know not a selling point but id rather not die when i have to spend monday-wednesday homeless because a neighbor called CPS about my ex being drunk and abusive towards me cause you know cis people be bigotting.

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Komrade Princess Emily @alazerprincess.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

why cant i go to my favorite club anymore? for months nary a line on any saturday. the last three weeks its around the corner every time i show up. what happened? and theyre all super normie too. light blue hoodies and khaki slacks have replaced black dye jobs and sisters of mercy tees. 😭😭😭

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Komrade Princess Emily @alazerprincess.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

just dont know the proper way to express "i want to read you absurdist poetry while you eat me out" to girls in a dance club...

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Komrade Princess Emily @alazerprincess.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

frustrating and depressing how many girls keep saying im beautiful but when i go to dance with them they havent got the time of day for me. giving up going home to drink more wine cry and wear out the toy i hot miranda who never even tried it on me i guess.

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Komrade Princess Emily @alazerprincess.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

why does it say 7 followers when theres only 2? its like how girls at clubs keep saying im beautiful but only like 10% of them drag me off to use me the way i want. get your shit together bluesky and women of portland!

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Komrade Princess Emily @alazerprincess.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

funk me im STILL all amped up and wet thank you martie and whatever your name was after her. any trans accepting dykes in portland want a free ride real quick?

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Komrade Princess Emily @alazerprincess.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

my name is emily and i am a lesbian slut. and fuck your higher power and twelve steps ima do it more!

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Komrade Princess Emily @alazerprincess.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

so i guess what i really want most sexually is to be grabbed and pushed into a bathroom at a club and fingered vigorously by random women? i kinda suspected but yeah suspicions confirmed.🤷‍♀️ needs to happen more often is all im saying tired of being depressed and unsaticefied in this the only life i

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Lazer Princess @thelazerprincess.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

Cops say "we'll look into it". White male roughly 6 feet tall in a brown hoodie jeans and ragged sneakers is vague enough there is little hope theyll find anything.

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Lazer Princess @thelazerprincess.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

When the featured player invites you the show and the effing doorman makes you wait in line until an hour into the show so you give up and go home cause fuck people. Youre so clever tricking an autistic trans woman into thinking youre a friend.

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Lazer Princess @thelazerprincess.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

Dunno why i waited on them but i like falling in reverse. Its like someone put mcr and hair metal in a blender.🤷‍♀️

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Lazer Princess @thelazerprincess.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

One follwer below the number i need to get #presidentelon 's attention and see if hell throw some money away on me instead if buying republicans and dying social media sites!

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Lazer Princess @thelazerprincess.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

Great! Zuck is going full on bigot and opening up his platforms to outright transphobia and racism! Not really sure how they will change since you know fuck everything zuck touches and miranda has been getting her ignorant attitude from facebook for a while now but maybe theyll be different?

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Lazer Princess @thelazerprincess.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

Baby back for the night. And in a first time ever event, miranda recognized she was wrong about something and apologized for attacking me. Not sure how to deal with it...

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Lazer Princess @thelazerprincess.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

Ok yeah im dumb. Have been trying for years to pull the red one over the knee but these socks were made to be different lengths. Why today? Probably something to do with the hangover. Ugh. 🙄🙄🙄

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Lazer Princess @thelazerprincess.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

I swear if i hear "you look amazing" from one more woman who doesnt want to eat my ussy im going to have to absolutely mirder someone.

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Lazer Princess @thelazerprincess.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

Wish they would talk to me before i get so depressed i just want to go home and die. Why is that so hard for them? If im as interesting as they say. Whatever.

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Lazer Princess @thelazerprincess.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

All Im saying is dont expect me to reply tomorrow.

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Lazer Princess @thelazerprincess.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

Another trans girl here wearing a Slowdive shirt wont talk to me. No one will. Imgoing home to slit my wrists.

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Lazer Princess @thelazerprincess.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

This is new. A "me" who is with a group of her "friends". They ignore her except when she does weird things then they act like they like her and when she stops being unusual they go back to ignore mode.

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Lazer Princess @thelazerprincess.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

Just dunno kinda dont even feel welcome at coffin club on tradgoth night. Literqlly heard three yuppies say "coffin clubs not that bad just stay out of the smoking area...cloves!" As they went in. Whats wrong with cloves? Ohhhhh sousxie's isreal. Shutting up about the bad guys.

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Lazer Princess @thelazerprincess.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

Being a goth in portland feels a lot like being starfleet in the age of the borg. Bougie oinheads always trying to assimilate the culture i love😢

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Lazer Princess @thelazerprincess.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

One often hears cians accuse atheists of hating a god they dont believe in and saying thats absurd. I challenge anyone atheist or godsucker alike to watch Gaurdians of the Galaxy 3 and not feel a sincere hatred for the high evolutionary.

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Lazer Princess @thelazerprincess.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

Why is it when i say "im so isolated and despondent i want to k--- myself" everyone responds with "dont do that just be isolated"? Supposed to be a social species but humans spend most of their time trying to exclude others from socializing.

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Lazer Princess @thelazerprincess.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

Found a baggy of funny smelling weed. So little self concern i am smoking it with no idea what it might have been afflicted with

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Lazer Princess @thelazerprincess.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

Made an absolutely abysmal hatesong its on my dumb tiktok:

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Lazer Princess @thelazerprincess.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

Finally getting an actual start on an extended short story or so sized project that has been pinging around my head for months. Lot darker than i had expected. Miranda will hate it so theres that but its also interesting in ways im not used to.

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Lazer Princess @thelazerprincess.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

The juxtaposition of that lonely island song and se7en's conclusion has lodged in my slowly spiralling mind.

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Lazer Princess @thelazerprincess.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

Priceless feeling to tell the abusive ex who complained my taking care of the baby "doesnt contribute" to "get a job" right back at her since it was her own damn fault. At least when i did have a job (before we met and pre-transition) and lost it i was able to get unemployment. She cant-got fired

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Lazer Princess @thelazerprincess.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

As i become malnourished and begin to starve i hypothesize my posts will become increasingly bizarre. Lemme know if/when you notice.

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Aaron Parnas @aaronparnas.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

Jeff Bezos never wanted this cartoon to become public. He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit. Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.

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Lazer Princess @thelazerprincess.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

So we all know #PresidentElon is terrified of fighting fellow supervillain Zuck but can we PLEASE get him and laura "the boom" loomer in the octagon? It is an octogon right? How do you spell octigon anyway?

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Lazer Princess @thelazerprincess.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

That guy reminds me so much of Miranda. Physically attacking me repeatedly then playing the victim. And then taking the baby and hiding her away from me. Trumos not even in office yet and the bad guys are already starting their party of hate. youtube.com/shorts/iFwrB...

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