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Autumn | Adult Copywriter Curating material for SWers of all kinds. Your writing matters. FOR INQURIES: thekinkycopywriter.com thekinkycopywriter.substack.com IG: (@thekinkycopywriter) 💌: thekinkycopywriter@proton.me

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The Kinky Copywriter @thekinkycopywriter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Realized today that one of my favorite things to say when I reconvene with a client after editing materials is "I have things for you," and I promise sound so cool and professional when I say it, but my true feelings are more like this:
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The Kinky Copywriter @thekinkycopywriter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Your writing matters. That's it! That's the tweet. 🥰
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The Kinky Copywriter @thekinkycopywriter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Just heard from my partner that "a lot of astrological stuff is happening tomorrow" and frankly there's not enough whiskey in my fridge to even handle that very statement! Let alone whatever's actually in the stars.
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The Kinky Copywriter @thekinkycopywriter.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
So, when you're about to undergo a massive rebrand, do you announce it? Or do you cry and scream and throw up through it until you're finished AND THEN say something?? Asking for a friend. (It's me. I'm friend.)
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The Kinky Copywriter @thekinkycopywriter.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
is m*tch mcc*nn*ll dead yet jesus christ I have leftover fireworks I need to get rid of.
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The Kinky Copywriter @thekinkycopywriter.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Sometimes I think of my little grad school self getting a Master of Arts in Human Communication as a literal quarantine hobby and giggle to myself. If I could only go back in time and tell the teeny 23 year old how she'd (very successfully) end up applying said degree...
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The Kinky Copywriter @thekinkycopywriter.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Allow me to reintroduce myself. My name is Autumn. I'm a copywriter for providers of all sorts. When I'm not drafting newsletters or making web copy edits or preparing plans for my clients' longterm goals, you can find me staring slack-jawed at this picture of Pamela Anderson.
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The Kinky Copywriter @thekinkycopywriter.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Trying to "lock tf in" and "hunker down" on "work days" during a retrograde will have you wondering if you've ever been good at any job at all in your life.
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The Kinky Copywriter @thekinkycopywriter.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
"Wow, Autumn! I'm so impressed, this is great!" "Your work has been life-changing for me." "I built an arrangement with a whale client because of your copy!" "I really love my new ad!" "Thank you for being so helpful!" me, near-nonverbal in the follow-up consult:
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The Kinky Copywriter @thekinkycopywriter.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Exhausted by the growing enshittification of Twitter. What y'all doing over here? 🤨👀
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The Kinky Copywriter @thekinkycopywriter.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
It's so rewarding when the brand finally just...clicks. The trial & error, the edits, the details, the many phases of an identity--it's all worth it. Had some moments like this with clients in the past few days. Makes me feel like I might be good at this little made-up job. 🥺💕
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The Kinky Copywriter @thekinkycopywriter.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Maybe I should be more obvious about the fact that I offer Substack launching & management services. Perhaps.
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The Kinky Copywriter @thekinkycopywriter.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Important reminder that I serve all providers! Vanilla, Vanilla+, kinky GFE, BFE, pro-Dom/mes, pro-subs, and more. And, of all genders too. 😌💌
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The Kinky Copywriter @thekinkycopywriter.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
It's time for my yearly market research! If you are a provider, and wouldn't mind offering an hour or less of your time, please DM me! I want to continue improving my services to serve you better and better, and I'd be MASSIVELY appreciative. 💌💌
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The Kinky Copywriter @thekinkycopywriter.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
2026 is the year we all carve out our own spaces on the internet. Being literally enslaved by algorithms when these spaces used to be fun safe havens has just been a slow, evil bait-and-switch. It's time for us to drudge up the courage to do something else. Past time, actually.
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The Kinky Copywriter @thekinkycopywriter.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
"ChatGPT makes writing accessib-" AHT AHT. 🤨 Writing is a SKILL. It is a skill. Skills require practice, commitment, and appreciation for LEARNING. If you don't have any of that, the genocidal water-guzzler with a God-complex still won't save you. I know. Horrible news.
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The Kinky Copywriter @thekinkycopywriter.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Happy post-Snowmageddon, lovelies! Some news: I have 2026 availability for 2 more retainer clients!! Benefits include bespoke timelines, tailored content on demand, and more! Want to know what it's like? Read a review by @daphnewynne.bsky.social here: www.thekinkycopywriter.com/daphne-wynne...
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The Kinky Copywriter @thekinkycopywriter.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Another 2026 "In" I hadn't mentioned: Getting to know my clients better longterm. I love being able to churn out content in shorter bursts, but being able to provide consistent monthly support and accountability is where I can really sink my teeth in as a writer. More of this, please. 💋
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The Kinky Copywriter @thekinkycopywriter.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
IN Working smarter, not harder erotic story snail mail club The Analog™️ reclaiming your internet space Life outside algorithms OUT Using AI to write literally anything Being overwhelmed by your admin Procrastinating your goals Letting fear keep you from making big changes to *your* brand identity
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The Kinky Copywriter @thekinkycopywriter.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Subscribed to my Substack yet? Make it a New Year's Resolution, why don't you? Head to thekinkycopywriter.substack.com for news, product updates, and well-written rants about the state of things. 🥳
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Monthly Newsletter | Autumn | Substack
Welcome to the Kinky Copywriter's monthly newsletter. Enjoy my comments on life, culture, politics, the perverted, and more. Get to know me! Click to read Monthly Newsletter, by Autumn, a Substack pub...
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The Kinky Copywriter @thekinkycopywriter.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
It's always nice to know that my work has legitimately helped people reach their branding goals. Be it client retention, expansion, or helping them achieve quality over quantity, whatever it is. I'm proud of my little made up job. ❤️🥳
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The Kinky Copywriter @thekinkycopywriter.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Happy Friday, lovelies! Looking to reasons to lighten the workload this season? It’s always a good get to have a writer in your back pocket. From long term goals to daily necessities, I’ve got you covered! Feel free to head to the link or drop me a DM for questions. 💋 xoxo
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The Kinky Copywriter @thekinkycopywriter.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Good morning, everyone! Is *your* newsletter finished yet?
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The Kinky Copywriter @thekinkycopywriter.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Want to know what it’s like to work with me? Take a look at some client reviews! 🧵🪡 TO INQUIRE: IG: @thekinkycopywriter 💌: thekinkycopywriter@gmail.com #fssw #provider #sw #swers #sweradmin
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The Kinky Copywriter @thekinkycopywriter.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Every piece of writing is a chance to plant an idea, evoke a feeling, and set a standard. Doesn’t matter if it’s an ad, some erotic prose on your site, or a photo caption. Seizing those opportunities is *always* the right thing to do. #fssw #prodomme #prodom #swer #writer #copywriter
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The Kinky Copywriter @thekinkycopywriter.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I am a professional adult copywriter who creates written material for SWers and sex-positive organizations. Head to IG (@thekinkycopywriter) for more information. Reminder that when you book your consultation, this is who you’re talking to. 😉💋 #swer #sweradmin #fs #lgbtq #escort #gfe #companion
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The Kinky Copywriter @thekinkycopywriter.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
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The Kinky Copywriter @thekinkycopywriter.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Let’s be honest, I know that newsletter is the bane of your existence. Worry not! I’m here to help. Send me a message to get started! #kinky #SWer #SWerResources #service #writer #copywriter
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The Kinky Copywriter @thekinkycopywriter.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Finishing your newsletter today? Didn’t think so.
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The Kinky Copywriter @thekinkycopywriter.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Send me a message here, on Instagram, or by email to get your consultation scheduled! #swresources #swers #writer #contentwriter
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The Kinky Copywriter @thekinkycopywriter.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
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Daddy On Demand @daddyondemand.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Sex workers! Hit up @thekinkycopywriter.bsky.social for all of your kinky copy writing needs immediately if not sooner
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The Kinky Copywriter @thekinkycopywriter.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Finishing your newsletter today? Didn’t think so.
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Pepper Mills @peppermills.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Such a terrible mindfuck this scene was. Predicament bondage that dreams are made of. Literally no escape 😵‍💫 Bts from a photo and video shoot I did with @jaredleesteiner (on IG). So excited I can share this here! #needleplay #bondage #balletboots #playpiercing #fetish #predicamentbondage
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The Kinky Copywriter @thekinkycopywriter.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Yes, you're very sexy and menacing. You are not absolved of using commas. Be responsible.
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