The Kinky Copywriter @thekinkycopywriter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Realized today that one of my favorite things to say when I reconvene with a client after editing materials is "I have things for you," and I promise sound so cool and professional when I say it, but my true feelings are more like this: 010
The Kinky Copywriter @thekinkycopywriter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Your writing matters. That's it! That's the tweet. 🥰static.klipy.comRihanna Winks PlayfullyALT: Rihanna Winks Playfully 010
The Kinky Copywriter @thekinkycopywriter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Just heard from my partner that "a lot of astrological stuff is happening tomorrow" and frankly there's not enough whiskey in my fridge to even handle that very statement! Let alone whatever's actually in the stars. 010
The Kinky Copywriter @thekinkycopywriter.bsky.social · 07/09/2026So, when you're about to undergo a massive rebrand, do you announce it? Or do you cry and scream and throw up through it until you're finished AND THEN say something?? Asking for a friend. (It's me. I'm friend.) 010
The Kinky Copywriter @thekinkycopywriter.bsky.social · 09/08/2026is m*tch mcc*nn*ll dead yet jesus christ I have leftover fireworks I need to get rid of. 020
The Kinky Copywriter @thekinkycopywriter.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Sometimes I think of my little grad school self getting a Master of Arts in Human Communication as a literal quarantine hobby and giggle to myself. If I could only go back in time and tell the teeny 23 year old how she'd (very successfully) end up applying said degree... 010
The Kinky Copywriter @thekinkycopywriter.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Allow me to reintroduce myself. My name is Autumn. I'm a copywriter for providers of all sorts. When I'm not drafting newsletters or making web copy edits or preparing plans for my clients' longterm goals, you can find me staring slack-jawed at this picture of Pamela Anderson. 042
The Kinky Copywriter @thekinkycopywriter.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Trying to "lock tf in" and "hunker down" on "work days" during a retrograde will have you wondering if you've ever been good at any job at all in your life. 011
The Kinky Copywriter @thekinkycopywriter.bsky.social · 10/07/2026"Wow, Autumn! I'm so impressed, this is great!" "Your work has been life-changing for me." "I built an arrangement with a whale client because of your copy!" "I really love my new ad!" "Thank you for being so helpful!" me, near-nonverbal in the follow-up consult: 052
The Kinky Copywriter @thekinkycopywriter.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Exhausted by the growing enshittification of Twitter. What y'all doing over here? 🤨👀 030
The Kinky Copywriter @thekinkycopywriter.bsky.social · 12/03/2026It's so rewarding when the brand finally just...clicks. The trial & error, the edits, the details, the many phases of an identity--it's all worth it. Had some moments like this with clients in the past few days. Makes me feel like I might be good at this little made-up job. 🥺💕 032
The Kinky Copywriter @thekinkycopywriter.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Maybe I should be more obvious about the fact that I offer Substack launching & management services. Perhaps. 063
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The Kinky Copywriter @thekinkycopywriter.bsky.social · 12/02/2026It's time for my yearly market research! If you are a provider, and wouldn't mind offering an hour or less of your time, please DM me! I want to continue improving my services to serve you better and better, and I'd be MASSIVELY appreciative. 💌💌 132
The Kinky Copywriter @thekinkycopywriter.bsky.social · 04/02/20262026 is the year we all carve out our own spaces on the internet. Being literally enslaved by algorithms when these spaces used to be fun safe havens has just been a slow, evil bait-and-switch. It's time for us to drudge up the courage to do something else. Past time, actually. 042
The Kinky Copywriter @thekinkycopywriter.bsky.social · 27/01/2026"ChatGPT makes writing accessib-" AHT AHT. 🤨 Writing is a SKILL. It is a skill. Skills require practice, commitment, and appreciation for LEARNING. If you don't have any of that, the genocidal water-guzzler with a God-complex still won't save you. I know. Horrible news. 140
The Kinky Copywriter @thekinkycopywriter.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Happy post-Snowmageddon, lovelies! Some news: I have 2026 availability for 2 more retainer clients!! Benefits include bespoke timelines, tailored content on demand, and more! Want to know what it's like? Read a review by @daphnewynne.bsky.social here: www.thekinkycopywriter.com/daphne-wynne...thekinkycopywriter.comDaphne Wynne Rhodes Review — The Kinky Copywriter 053
The Kinky Copywriter @thekinkycopywriter.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Another 2026 "In" I hadn't mentioned: Getting to know my clients better longterm. I love being able to churn out content in shorter bursts, but being able to provide consistent monthly support and accountability is where I can really sink my teeth in as a writer. More of this, please. 💋 032
The Kinky Copywriter @thekinkycopywriter.bsky.social · 22/01/2026IN Working smarter, not harder erotic story snail mail club The Analog™️ reclaiming your internet space Life outside algorithms OUT Using AI to write literally anything Being overwhelmed by your admin Procrastinating your goals Letting fear keep you from making big changes to *your* brand identity 043
The Kinky Copywriter @thekinkycopywriter.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Subscribed to my Substack yet? Make it a New Year's Resolution, why don't you? Head to thekinkycopywriter.substack.com for news, product updates, and well-written rants about the state of things. 🥳thekinkycopywriter.substack.comMonthly Newsletter | Autumn | SubstackWelcome to the Kinky Copywriter's monthly newsletter. Enjoy my comments on life, culture, politics, the perverted, and more. Get to know me! Click to read Monthly Newsletter, by Autumn, a Substack pub... 033
The Kinky Copywriter @thekinkycopywriter.bsky.social · 20/01/2026It's always nice to know that my work has legitimately helped people reach their branding goals. Be it client retention, expansion, or helping them achieve quality over quantity, whatever it is. I'm proud of my little made up job. ❤️🥳 083
The Kinky Copywriter @thekinkycopywriter.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Happy Friday, lovelies! Looking to reasons to lighten the workload this season? It’s always a good get to have a writer in your back pocket. From long term goals to daily necessities, I’ve got you covered! Feel free to head to the link or drop me a DM for questions. 💋 xoxo 073
The Kinky Copywriter @thekinkycopywriter.bsky.social · 19/03/2025Good morning, everyone! Is *your* newsletter finished yet? 072
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The Kinky Copywriter @thekinkycopywriter.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Every piece of writing is a chance to plant an idea, evoke a feeling, and set a standard. Doesn’t matter if it’s an ad, some erotic prose on your site, or a photo caption. Seizing those opportunities is *always* the right thing to do. #fssw #prodomme #prodom #swer #writer #copywriter 030
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Reposted by The Kinky CopywriterPepper Mills @peppermills.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Such a terrible mindfuck this scene was. Predicament bondage that dreams are made of. Literally no escape 😵💫 Bts from a photo and video shoot I did with @jaredleesteiner (on IG). So excited I can share this here! #needleplay #bondage #balletboots #playpiercing #fetish #predicamentbondage 2425650
The Kinky Copywriter @thekinkycopywriter.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Yes, you're very sexy and menacing. You are not absolved of using commas. Be responsible. 0234