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Online shop of handmade BDSM toys from impact play to wax play; specializing in weapons of ass destruction & other kinky fuckery By John Brownstone (he/him) and Kayla Lords (she/her) thekinkery.com

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The Kinkery @thekinkery.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
We use these containers because they make pouring wax during a scene easier! To remove the wax, wait until it hardens a bit and then scrape it off. You can use any straight edge: an old credit or gift card, a knife, or our personal favorite, a wooden wax play knife thekinkery.com/collections/...
Five lit candles in a circle. Each candle is made in a stainless steel container with a pour spout, a handle, and a wide opening at the top. The colors of the candle from the top, going clockwise: green, blue, red, pink, and purple. The text on the image says: How to use our wax play candles. 1. Light your candles!Close up of a purple candle with wisps of smoke curling in the area above the stainless steel container. The text says 2: blow out the candle. If you don't, you might burn yourself. There is also text among the wisps of smoke that says smokeA white person's hand (kayla!) pouring the pink candle, showing the wick is black and no longer lit and the wax is being poured from the stainless steel container. The text says: 3: Pour. It's important to use the handle - the container will be hot once the wax melts.
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The Kinkery @thekinkery.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Holy Terrors *always* sting but if you pick the right wood, you can also get some thud. But those holes mean it will ALWAYS burn and sting. 😈 Holy Terrors are paddles that hurt so damn good. thekinkery.com/products/hol...
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The Kinkery @thekinkery.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Pounders are back in stock! The dark wood is Black Limba, and it's a lightweight wood so expect all sting and smack. The light wood is Maple, and this batch is heavy enough that you'll get some definite thud. thekinkery.com/products/pou...
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The Kinkery @thekinkery.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Our kinky Valentine's sale is the perfect time to order a Resin Inlay paddle! Get a made-for-you toy and save 15% with code KINKYLOVE26 thru Feb 14 Shown here: 🍑 Purple crescent moon in Black Walnut wood 🍑 Pink moon phase in Black Walnut wood 🍑 Dark green moon phase in Maple wood buff.ly/mtq2fjv
Three wooden paddles. The first two from the left are made of Black Walnut, a dark brown wood, and the paddle on the right is Maple, a light brown/beige wood. The first paddle is a small Resin Inlay paddle. It's 12 inches long in total (6 inch paddle length, 6 inch handle length). The paddle area is 2.5 inches wide with rounded corners, and the handle is 1.5 inches wide. The entire paddle is about half an inch thick. In the center of the paddle is a crescent moon cut all the way through the wood and filled with purple resin. A multicolor rainbow paracord is wrapped around the handle. The next two paddles are both large Resin Inlay paddles. They're 18 inches long in total (12 inch paddle length, 6 inch handle length). The paddle area is 2.5 inches wide with rounded corners, and the handle is 1.5 inches wide. Each paddle has a moon phase design cut out of the wood (crescent, half, full, half, crescent). The paddle in the middle is filled with pink resin and has a multicolor pink and black paracord around the handle. The paddle on the right is filled with dark green resin and has a green paracord around the handle.
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The Kinkery @thekinkery.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
We're kinking up Valentine's Day (because kinksters will pervert ANYTHING 😉) With your help, we're also giving back to the Campaign for Southern Equality, an organization that has helped our family so much. 🧵 buff.ly/6OYBqMF Use code KINKYLOVE26 to save 15%!
Pink graphic with hearts in different shades of pink on strings at the top, like a banner and hearts in different shades of pink at the bottom floating in pink clouds. The text in the center sales Kinky Valentine Sale; 15% off with code KINKYLOVE26; thekinkery.com; sale ends February 14; 5% of all sales will be donated to the Campaign for Southern Equality next to the logo for CSE that is a white box with a blue outline and blue text in the center that says Campaign for Southern Equality
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The Kinkery @thekinkery.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
New toy alert! It's thuddy AND quiet!! We call this the Thumper. Shop during our Valentine's Day sale, and save 15% off with code KINKYLOVE26 thru February 14. It doesn't have a lot of smack and very little sting. It also doesn't burn like canes or other narrow toys. buff.ly/Z0NnoTj
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The Kinkery @thekinkery.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Diabolical sticks have been restocked in time for our Kinky Valentine's Day sale! Both D20s and building bricks are back!!! Use code KINKYLOVE26 to save 15% now thru Feb 14 at 11:59pm ET Quantities are limited. Once they sell out, we won't restock again until March 27! buff.ly/5ZOhZaF
Five resin building bricks - rectangle with 2 columns of 4 studs. Colors: teal, blue, purple, rose gold, and redClose up of a red resin D20 dice on a carbon fiber rod stick
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The Kinkery @thekinkery.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Check out how well our glow in the dark resin handles actually GLOW 😍 Choose from two Delrin sizes: whippy, stingy 1/4" or thuddy, burny 3/8" 🍑 1/4" Delrin, green & glow in the dark handle 🍑 3/8" Delrin, dark green & glow in the dark handle 🍑 3/8" Delrin, purple & pink handle buff.ly/7BWDIrv
Three Delrin canes in a row in full light. Each one has white Delrin for the cane and a resin handle. The canes are 21 inches long approximately (16 inch Delrin, 5 inch handle). The handles are about .75 inches in diameter at the top where it attaches to the Delrin and widens to about an inch in diameter at the bottom. From left to right: 1/4-inch Delrin with a green and glow in the dark handle, the glow in the dark is milky and translucent in full light; 3/8-inch Delrin with a dark green and glow in the dark handle; and 3/8-inch Delrin with purple and pink handleThree Delrin canes in a row in the dark. Each one has white Delrin for the cane and a resin handle. The canes are 21 inches long approximately (16 inch Delrin, 5 inch handle). The handles are about .75 inches in diameter at the top where it attaches to the Delrin and widens to about an inch in diameter at the bottom. From left to right: 1/4-inch Delrin with a green and glow in the dark handle, the glow in the dark is bright green; 3/8-inch Delrin with a dark green and glow in the dark handle; and 3/8-inch Delrin with purple and pink handle
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The Kinkery @thekinkery.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Check out the Resin Inlay paddles we finished last week! 🍑 Pink 8-point/Black Walnut 🍑 Pink hearts/Maple 🍑 Purple moon phase/Maple 🍑 Ocean Blue moon phase/Maple 🍑 Green moon phase/Maple Paracord is optional. It's way to add color & creates a more comfortable grip (according to JB) buff.ly/ylcnXvx
5 wooden paddles in a row. The first paddle on the left is Black Walnut wood, a dark brown. It's 12 inches long (6 inch paddle length, 6 inch handle length). The paddle area is 2.5 inches wide with rounded corners. The handle is 1.5 inches wide, and the entire paddle is about half an inch thick. In the center of the paddle is a 8-point star filled with pink resin. The handle is wrapped in a pink and black multi-colored paracord. The next four paddles are made with Maple, a light cream/beige wood. Each paddle is 18 inches long (12 inch paddle length, 6 inch handle length). The paddle area is 2.5 inches wide with rounded corners. The handle is 1.5 inches wide. The second paddle from the left (the first Maple paddle) has two pink resin hearts set equidistant across the length of the paddle. The handle is wrapped in a purple and black multicolor paracord. The next three paddles have a moon phase design (crescent, half, full, half, crescent) in different colors of resin with different paracord around the handles. Left to right: purple moon phase with purple and black multicolor paracord; ocean blue moon phase with red paracord; dark green moon phase with green paracord
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The Kinkery @thekinkery.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Rough Riders are back in stock! The rope is only scratchy when you run it across the skin. It mostly adds weight to the paddle making it thuddy. The *knots* though are what really make this paddle Rough because they HURT in the best possible way. 😈 thekinkery.com/products/rou...
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The Kinkery @thekinkery.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
🔊on for a satisfying smack from our restocked Holy Terrors - now available in two new-to-us woods! Shown in order: 🍑 Black Limba - stingy 🍑 Goncola Alves - thuddier 🍑 Coffee Wood - thuddy The wood grains are gorgeous. The sensations are intense. thekinkery.com/products/hol...
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The Kinkery @thekinkery.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Check out the Resin Inlay paddles we finished this week! 🍑 Small paddle in Black Walnut with a black resin puppy paw 🍑 Large paddle in Black Walnut with a purple moon phase 🍑 Large paddle in Maple with a dark green moon phase Both sizes and types of wood are smacky and stingy! buff.ly/bsKrrrh
Three wooden paddles. The paddle on the left is 12 inches long (6 inch paddle length, 6 inch handle length). The paddle area is 2.5 inches wide with rounded corners. The handle is 1.5 inches wide. The paddle is made of Black Walnut, a dark brown wood. In the center of the paddle, a puppy paw is cut out all the way through the wood and filled with black resin. A red/black paracord is wrapped around the handle. The middle paddle is also made of Black Walnut. It's 18 inches long (12 inch paddle length, 6 inch handle length). The paddle area is 2.5 inches wide with rounded corners, and the handle is 1.5 inches wide. A moon phase design is cut out of the wood, down the length of the paddle: crescent, half, full, half, crescent. The design is filled with purple resin and a purple/black paracord is wrapped around the handle. The paddle on the right is also 18 inches long with a moon phase design. The wood is maple, a cream-beige wood. The moon phase design is filled with dark green resin, and a green paracord is wrapped around the handle.Close up of the small resin inlay paddle with the black resin puppy paw in the center of the paddle.Close up of the large resin inlay paddle with the purple resin moon phase designClose up of the resin inlay paddle with the dark green moon phase design
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The Kinkery @thekinkery.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
The season of love is nearly here. If you show your love with a hard smack to the 🍑, the XOXO paddle lets you give extra hugs and kisses upon impact. Or you can play a fun (mean) game of tic-tac-toe. 😈 buff.ly/NlYkLIv
Two wooden paddles side by side. Each one is 12 inches long (7 inch paddle length, 5 inch handle length). The paddle area is 3 inches wide with rounded corners and an X cut out of the first layer of wood, showing the center layer of wood in the cut-out. The handle is 1.5 inches wide. The paddle on the left is made with Cherry as the outside wood and Maple on the inside. The paddle on the right is made with Maple on the outside and cherry in the middle. Cherry is a red-orange-brown wood and Maple is a cream colored wood.Two wooden paddles side by side. Each one is 12 inches long (7 inch paddle length, 5 inch handle length). The paddle area is 3 inches wide with rounded corners and an O cut out of the first layer of wood, showing the center layer of wood in the cut-out. The handle is 1.5 inches wide. The paddle on the left is made with Cherry as the outside wood and Maple on the inside. The paddle on the right is made with Maple on the outside and cherry in the middle. Cherry is a red-orange-brown wood and Maple is a cream colored wood.Close up side view of the Cherry/Maple XOXO showing the X side. The view lets you see the three layers of wood - Cherry/Maple/CherryClose up side view of the Maple/Cherry XOXO showing the o side. The view lets you see the three layers of wood - Maple/Cherry/Maple
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The Kinkery @thekinkery.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Check out the Resin Inlay paddles we finished so far this week! Shown here, left to right: 🍑 Red crescent moon in Black Walnut 🍑 Red 5-point stars 🍑 Red moon phase x 2 🍑 Glow in the dark moon phase thekinkery.com/collections/...
Five wooden paddles in a row. The first paddle on the left is a small Resin Inlay, and the rest are large Resin Inlay paddles. The small resin inlay is 12 inches long in total (6 inch paddle length, 6 inch handle length). The paddle area is 2.5 inches wide with rounded corners, and the handle is 1.5 inches wide. The entire paddle is about half an inch thick. In the center of the paddle is a crescent moon filled with red resin. Red paracord is wrapped around the handle. The next four paddles are 18 inches long in total (12 inch paddle length, 6 inch handle length). The paddle area is 2.5 inches wide with rounded corners, and the handle is 1.5 inches wide. The paddles are about half an inch thick. Each one has a design cut through the wood and filled with resin and paracord wrapped around the handles. From left to right: two 5-point stars set equidistant along the length of the paddle filled with red resin with midnight blue paracord; red resin moon phase (crescent, half, full, half, crescent) with red paracord; red resin moon phase with red and black paracord; and glow in the dark moon phase with purple and black paracord. The glow in the dark resin is milky and translucent in full light and glows bright green in the dark (not pictured).
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The Kinkery @thekinkery.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Slapsticks might *look* basic and non-threatening, but in the right hands 😈 they can be INTENSE. thekinkery.com/products/sla...
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The Kinkery @thekinkery.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Our Delrin canes with resin handles are made to order, and you can choose up to 2 colors for the handle. Shown here: true blue/gray and red/purple We offer two sizes of Delrin: a thuddy, burning 3/8" (blue/gray handle) and a whippy, stingy 1/4" (red/purple handle) buff.ly/I4XeyFc
Full view of two Delrin canes with resin handles. The Delrin is white. The entire cane is about 21 inches long (16 inch Delrin length, 5 inch handle length). The handles are about .75 inches in diameter at the top where they attach to the Delrin and widen to about an inch in diameter at the bottom. The cane on the left is 3/8" Delrin with a true blue and gray resin handle. The cane on the right is 1/4" Delrin with a red and purple resin handle.Close up of the true blue and gray resin handle to show the clear separation of colors as well as the way the colors swirl, individually and together.Close up of the red and purple resin handle to show the clear separation of colors as well as the way the colors swirl, individually and together.
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The Kinkery @thekinkery.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Holiday/winter diabolical sticks are now 25% off The snowflake has a bit of thud with some sting. With the right angle, you may get a snowflake mark (if you mark easily). The gingerbread is mostly thud and may leave *some* marks but probably not a clear gingerbread shape. buff.ly/rhhAcWj
Four diabolical sticks - each with a resin tip and resin handle. The tips alternate between a white snowflake and a dark brown gingerbread person. The resin handles are black resin. Each diabolical stick is about 13 to 14 inches long. The tips are approximately two inches in length and half an inch thick. The handles are about three inches long and about half an inch in diameter. The tips and handles are connected by 3mm carbon fiber rod.Close up of the white snowflake which has size "pointed" sides. The sides are slightly rounded and protrude from the center.Close up of the gingerbread person tip in dark brown. The gingerbread has button eyes and a smile. It's wearing a bow tie and has three buttons in a vertical line below the tie. The arms and legs have a swirled line as a cuff.
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The Kinkery @thekinkery.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Looking for a more intense sensation? This is the XOXO paddle - an X on one side and an O on the other. Give that 🍑 hugs and kisses OR play tic-tac-toe 😂 The edges on that X are NOT rounded. That's a sharp point, making the sensation even more intense. thekinkery.com/products/xox...
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The Kinkery @thekinkery.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Adds "join the gym" to our New Year's resolutions...😈 Happy New Year, y'all! Here's to 2026 being muuuuuch better and kinkier than 2025!
Text above image. Text says My New Gym Equipment. Images include: sex swing, St. Andrew's Cross, stocks, spanking bench, crate, and other kink furniture
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The Kinkery @thekinkery.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
We know about games like these...😈
A femme reindeer named Vixen with a red ball ornament hanging from their antlers. They're staying with one foot on the back of another reindeer sprawled out on the floor. Vixen is wearing an eye mask, spiked collar, leather bra, leather gloves, and leather boot while holding handcuffs in one hand and a whip in the other. The caption says, "Vixen's reindeer games were always more popular."
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The Kinkery @thekinkery.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
We HAVE to bring this one out every year. Merry Christmas, y'all! Credit: @tarusov.bsky.social
Pinup illustration of Santa holding a Christmas tree shaped paddle as if he's about to swing while a woman with black hair, stockings, heels, glovers, and corset is on his lap. She already has one red tree mark on her butt. Santa says, "You've been such a bad girl this year! Again!"
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The Kinkery @thekinkery.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
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Card illustration of Santa laying in bed while Mrs. Claus stands at the foot of the bed wearing red lingerie. The caption says, Turn around again, Baby...you know how I like to check everything twice
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The Kinkery @thekinkery.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
We're taking a few days off to enjoy Christmas with our family! The site is always open, and we'll process orders and respond to emails/DMs again on Monday December 29. We hope you have a safe and kinky holiday...Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, y'all!
Christmas background image with white table, silver sparkles, green pine leaves, and red berries. Red text over green block reads: We're taking a few days off for Christmas - December 24-28! You can still place orders at thekinkery.com and if you need a last minute kinky gift, we have gift cards! We'll respond to messages and process orders on December 29.
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The Kinkery @thekinkery.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Available for $10, $25, $50, or $100 - no expiration dates, works with discounts, AND you won't accidentally pick out a toy they hate. buff.ly/koouR6o
Brown text over beige graphic that says Need a last minute kinky gift? Give the gift of future fuckery with a Kinkery gift card! In the center of the graphic is a sketch of a box with a lid and bow in simple line art.
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The Kinkery @thekinkery.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
The purple looks like a solid color until you dim the lights! On the left is a first for us: a green and dark green color combo All three of these canes are 3/8" Delrin - our thickest and thuddiest cane size thekinkery.com/collections/...
Three canes made with white Delrin. Each cane is about 21 inches long in total - 16 inch cane length, 5 inch handle length. The handle is about .75 inches in diameter at the top where it attaches to the Delrin and widens to about an inch in diameter at the bottom. This view is in bright light. The colors of the handles, from left to right: green and dark green, purple and glow in the dark (the glow in the dark isn't visible in full light), and red and blackThree canes made with white Delrin. Each cane is about 21 inches long in total - 16 inch cane length, 5 inch handle length. The handle is about .75 inches in diameter at the top where it attaches to the Delrin and widens to about an inch in diameter at the bottom. This view is in the dark. The colors of the handles, from left to right: green and dark green, purple and glow in the dark (the glow in the dark glows bright green and shows up as swirls in the purple), and red and black
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The Kinkery @thekinkery.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Free shipping on $35+ orders ends TONIGHT (December 13) at 11:59pm ET Based on how we price shipping, you could save up to $12 on your order. thekinkery.com
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The Kinkery @thekinkery.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
The total length of the A$$ Beater is 18 inches...12 inches is just the paddle area. It can definitely hit both 🍑 cheeks at once. The dark brown is Black Walnut, and the creamy/beige is Maple. Both are about .75 inches thick, so they definitely pack a punch. thekinkery.com/products/ass...
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The Kinkery @thekinkery.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Order one of our Delrin canes this week and get FREE SHIPPING! (US orders $35+ only) This is a recent made-to-order cane with a resin handle in purple and pink. The 1/4" Delrin is flexible enough to bring the heat. We offer 3/8" Delrin which gives a burning thud. thekinkery.com/collections/...
A single Delrin cane with a resin handle. The Delrin is white, and the resin handle is a mix of purple and pink. The entire cane is about 21 inches long - 16 inch Delrin, 5 inch handle. The handle is about .75 inches in diameter at the top and widens to about an inch in diameter at the bottom.Close up of the pink and purple resin handle in bright light to show how the colors swirl together without mixing and becoming muddyView of the purple and pink resin handle in natural light
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The Kinkery @thekinkery.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Save on kinky gifts - for others or yourself - when you spend $35 or more! No coupon code needed. Discount taken at checkout. For shipping we charge flat rates based on weight, so free shipping means you'll save between $8 and $12. US orders only, sale ends 11:59pm ET, Dec 13 thekinkery.com
White text over blue background: Ordering for the holidays? While we can't guarantee delivery dates, we can give you an idea of when your order needs to be placed to have the best chance of arriving in time. Winter Solstice: December 13, Hanukkah: December 14, Christmas: December 17, Kwanzaa: December 18. Shipping internationally? USPS: December 8, DHL:December 15 - 18 depending on the holiday. These shipping dates (US or international) do NOT apply to made-to-order products like Resin Inlay paddles or canes with resin handles. These items take up to 4 weeks to complete and ship and will not be ready in time for the holidays if you order now.
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The Kinkery @thekinkery.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Call it Cyber Monday if you want, but WE'RE calling it Spanksgiving, and this sale is THE best time to order a Resin Inlay paddle! Order now thru Dec 3, save 20% with code SPANKS25 AND we'll ship your paddle by December 18 (sooner than our usual 4 week turnaround). thekinkery.com/collections/...
Two large Resin Inlay paddles, both made from Black Walnut, a dark brown wood and both made with a moon phase design cut out of each paddle and filled with resin. The design is crescent, half, full, half, crescent. Each paddle is 18 inches long in total (12 inch paddle length, 6 inch handle length). The paddle area is 2.5 inches wide with rounded corners, and the handle is 1.5 inches wide. The entire paddle is about half an inch. The paddle on the left is filled with glow in the dark resin which looks milky and translucent in full light, and it has a red and black multi-color paracord wrapped around the handle. The paddle on the right is filled with a steely gray resin and has a turquoise paracord wrapped around the handle.Two large Resin Inlay paddles, both made from Black Walnut, a dark brown wood and both made with a moon phase design cut out of each paddle and filled with resin. The design is crescent, half, full, half, crescent. Each paddle is 18 inches long in total (12 inch paddle length, 6 inch handle length). The paddle area is 2.5 inches wide with rounded corners, and the handle is 1.5 inches wide. The entire paddle is about half an inch. The paddle on the left is filled with glow in the dark resin which looks bright green in the dark, and it has a red and black multi-color paracord wrapped around the handle. The paddle on the right is filled with a steely gray resin and has a turquoise paracord wrapped around the handle.Kayla holding the glow in the dark moon phase resin inlay paddle in natural light.Kayla holding the gray moon phase resin inlay paddle in natural light
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The Kinkery @thekinkery.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Is that a paddle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? 😈 We know, we know, Pocket Paddles look like little charcuterie boards. We don't judge. Whatever you do with your paddle when it's not smacking that 🍑 is up to you! thekinkery.com/products/poc...
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The Kinkery @thekinkery.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
The XOXO paddle is back just in time for our Spanksgiving sale! Save 20% with code SPANKS25 thru Dec 3 XOXO paddles have plenty of smack and sting with a serious burn when it lands just right. At the right angle you can definitely achieve Xs and Os during impact. thekinkery.com/products/xox...
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The Kinkery @thekinkery.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
We've restocked old faves and brought back a few toys that are only available once a year for this sale! Use code SPANKS20 to save 20% now thru December 3 thekinkery.com
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The Kinkery @thekinkery.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Happy Spanksgiving, y'all! Our Spanksgiving/Black Friday sale is going on NOW thru December 3. Use code SPANKS25 at checkout to save 20%
Illustration of turkey holding a paddle in one "hand" and a whip in the other. The turkey is wearing a black mask, collar, fish net shirt and stockings, along with black "pants" and spiked cuffs. Below the image is text: Happy Spanksgiving
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The Kinkery @thekinkery.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Check out the Resin Inlay paddles we finished and shipped this week in natural light. Shown here: 🍑 Black Walnut with a red crescent moon design 🍑 Black Walnut with a rose gold puppy paw design 🍑 Black Walnut with a rose gold moon phase design thekinkery.com/collections/...
Kayla holding a small Resin Inlay paddle made in Black Walnut, a dark brown wood, in natural light. The paddle is 12 inches long (6 inch paddle length, 6 inch handle length). The paddle area is 2.5 inches wide with rounded corners, and the handle is 1.5 inches wide. The entire paddle is half an inch thick. In the center of the paddle is a crescent moon cut all the way through the wood and filled with red resin. A red and black multicolor paracord is wrapped around the handle.Kayla holding a small Resin Inlay paddle made in Black Walnut, a dark brown wood, in natural light. The paddle is 12 inches long (6 inch paddle length, 6 inch handle length). The paddle area is 2.5 inches wide with rounded corners, and the handle is 1.5 inches wide. The entire paddle is half an inch thick. In the center of the paddle is a puppy paw cut all the way through the wood and filled with rose gold resin. Rose gold paracord is wrapped around the handle.Kayla holding a large Resin Inlay paddle made in Black Walnut, a dark brown wood, in natural light. The paddle is 18 inches long (12 inch paddle length, 6 inch handle length). The paddle area is 2.5 inches wide with rounded corners, and the handle is 1.5 inches wide. The entire paddle is half an inch thick. Down the length of the paddle is a moon phase design (crescent, half, full, half, crescent) cut all the way through the wood and filled with rose gold resin. A pink and black multicolor paracord is wrapped around the handle.
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The Kinkery @thekinkery.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Check out each resin handle up close - the blue one glows 👀 The purple and gray really shocked us! These handles are made for our Delrin canes, available in two sizes: a whippy, stingy 1/4-inch and a thuddy, burning 3/8-inch thekinkery.com/collections/...
Five Delrin canes in a row. Each cane is about 21 inches long (16 inch white Delrin, 5 inch resin handle). The handle is about .75 inches in diameter at the top where it attaches to the Delrin and widens to about an inch in diameter at the bottom. The 1st and the 5th cane are made with 3/8-inch thick Delrin, and the three middle canes are made with 1/4-inch Delrin. The handles, from left to right: purple and gray with glitter, true blue with glitter and glow in the dark, red and black times three.Close up of the purple and gray resin handle. The swirls look like stripes of black, silver, and purpleClose up of the true blue and glow in the dark resin handle in full light. The most visible color is the true blue.Close up of the true blue and glow in the dark resin handle in dark light. The glow in the dark resin is bright green in the dark and is much more prominent than the true blue resin.
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The Kinkery @thekinkery.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Check out this week's finished Resin Inlay paddles! Red was a popular color this week. The paddle's total length is 18 inches - 12 inches of paddle that can hit both 🍑 cheeks at one time. And yes, it hurts as much as you think it does. thekinkery.com/collections/...
Four large wooden paddles in a row, all made of Black Walnut, a dark brown wood. Each paddle has a design cut out of the wood and filled with resin, as well as paracord wrapped around the handle. Each paddle is 18 inches long (12 inch paddle length, 6 inch handle length). The paddle area is 2.5 inches wide with rounded corners, and the handle is 1.5 inches wide. The entire paddle is about half an inch thick. From left to right, the designs and paracords are: two red resin hearts with red and black paracord; two red resin hearts with red and black paracord; red resin moon phase design (crescent, half, full, half, crescent) with red and black paracord; and purple resin moon phase design with purple and black paracord
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The Kinkery @thekinkery.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Leftover Halloween diabolical sticks have been marked down and are on clearance! Once they're gone, they won't be back until next year. Check out the styles we have left: 🍑 Ghost 🍑 Spider 🍑 Tombstone 🍑 Skull thekinkery.com/collections/...
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Kinky Toys on Clearance | Get Them While You can
We're marking these items down because we've got to make room for other new kinky toys! Clearance items don't last long, so get the best price while you can.
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The Kinkery @thekinkery.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Want a satisfying smack that covers plenty of 🍑 cheek? Try our Oversized Hairbrush paddle! This paddle was inspired by large hairbrushes that are fun for spankings. I (Kayla) couldn't find one I liked so JB made us this paddle instead! thekinkery.com/products/ove...
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The Kinkery @thekinkery.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Transparency matters to us, so let’s talk about an upcoming price increase. 🧵 **Tl;dr: Wax play candles are going up in price by $1 starting November 24**
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The Kinkery @thekinkery.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Looking for a quiet impact play toy? Canes make very little noise. It's the person getting hit with it making a lot of noise that you need to worry about. 😈 **We've extended our anniversary sale for this weekend! Save 15% off thru Sunday, November 2 - no coupon code required!** buff.ly/4gLPScS
Three delrin canes in a row. From left to right: Mini Delrin, 1/4" Delrin, 3/8"Delrin. Each one has a wooden handle. The Mini Delrin is about 14 inches long - 11 inches of Delrin, 3 inches for the handle. The 1/4" and 3/8" are both about 21 inches long (15 inches of Delrin, 6 inches for the handle)Close up of the just over 3mm thick Delrin for the mini caneClose up of the 1/4" DelrinClose up of the 3/8" Delrin
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The Kinkery @thekinkery.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
🎶 One of these is not like the others 🎶 Purple might be the favorite but that red is 🔥 We extended our anniversary sale for this weekend only. Now is the perfect time to order a Resin Inlay paddle! Save 15% thru Nov 2. No coupon code required. Discount applied at checkout. buff.ly/RBKEdkt
Four large wooden paddles. The paddle on the left is made of Maple, a creamy beige wood, and the other three are made of Black Walnut, a dark brown wood. Each paddle is 18 inches long (12 inch paddle length, 6 inch handle length). The paddle area is 2.5 inches wide with rounded corners, and the handle is 1.5 inches wide. The entire paddle is about half an inch thick. Each paddle has a moon phase design cut out of the wood and filled with resin - as well as paracord wrapped around the handle. The moon phase design is crescent, half, full, half, crescent. From left to right: red resin and a red/black multicolor paracord; purple resin and purple paracord; the next two are both purple resin and a purple/black multicolor paracord.
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The Kinkery @thekinkery.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Looking for a quiet impact play toy? Canes make very little noise. It's the person getting hit with it making a lot of noise that you need to worry about. 😈 **We've extended our anniversary sale for this weekend! Save 15% off thru Sunday, November 2 - no coupon code required!** buff.ly/4gLPScS
Three delrin canes in a row. From left to right: Mini Delrin, 1/4" Delrin, 3/8"Delrin. Each one has a wooden handle. The Mini Delrin is about 14 inches long - 11 inches of Delrin, 3 inches for the handle. The 1/4" and 3/8" are both about 21 inches long (15 inches of Delrin, 6 inches for the handle)Close up of the just over 3mm thick Delrin for the mini caneClose up of the 1/4" DelrinClose up of the 3/8" Delrin
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The Kinkery @thekinkery.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
If you tried to shop with us in the past couple of days and thought that literally everything was sold out, that's because I (Kayla) accidentally pushed the wrong button and made it look like we'd run out of everything. 😭 It's fixed now! thekinkery.com
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The Kinkery is the home of hand-crafted weapons of ass destruction and other BDSM toys. Our first love is impact play, but there are so many other sensations to explore and ways to play with kink that...
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The Kinkery @thekinkery.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Today (October 28) is our wedding anniversary! But that also means it's the last day of our anniversary sale. Shop by 11:59pm ET and save 15% off your entire order - no coupon code required! thekinkery.com
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The Kinkery @thekinkery.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Our Anniversary sale is a great time to try a wooden knife! Save 15% thru tomorrow (October 28)! Why would anyone use a wooden knife? There are plenty of reasons - for wax play, sensation play, even a form of 🔪 for anyone who's not comfortable with a real blade. thekinkery.com/collections/...
Side view of the skinner wooden knife to show the curve of the blade and the point of tipClose up of the straight edge and tip of the skinner wooden knifeSide view of the straight edge on the original wooden wax play knife with a few of the sharp tipAngled view of the original wooden wax play knife to show the sharp tip
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The Kinkery @thekinkery.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Thick Sticks are a cross between a cane and a paddle and they're BACK IN STOCK - just in time for our Anniversary sale!! Thick Sticks bring the burn, the sting, and (potentially) the marks. The edges are NOT rounded, so you'll definitely feel them. buff.ly/6t7J9zt
Five Thick Sticks in a row. Each one is made with Black Walnut for the paddle area, and the handle is Maple, a creamy beige wood. Each Thick Stick is about 18 inches long - 13 inch paddle length, 5 inch handle length. The Thick Stick is about an inch wide and half an inch thick, except at the handle where it's 1 to 1.25 inches thick.Close up of the tip of the Thick Stick to show the straight edges and rounded tip.Close up of the handle to show how the Black Walnut is sandwiched between the pieces of Maple wood.
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The Kinkery @thekinkery.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Our Anniversary sale is the perfect time to order a Resin Inlay paddle! Save 15% off, no coupon code required. This is what we finished this week! 🍑 Purple hearts in Maple 🍑 Purple moon phase in Maple 🍑 Purple moon phase in Black Walnut 🍑 Black moon phase in Black Walnut buff.ly/vaDNIlc
Four large wooden paddles. Two on the left are made of Maple, a light brown, beige wood. Two on the right are made of Black Walnut, a dark brown wood. Each paddle is 18 inches long in total (12 inch paddle length, 6 inch handle length). The paddle area is 2.5 inches wide with rounded corners. The handle is 1.5 inches wide, and the entire paddle is about half an inch thick. The paddle on the left has two hearts, set equidistant apart on the paddle area. The hearts are filled with purple resin. The handle is wrapped in a purple and black multi-color paracord. The next three paddles are have a moon phase design that runs the length of the paddle (crescent, half, full, half, crescent) and each paddle has paracord wrapped around the handle. From left to right: purple resin and purple/black paracord; purple resin and purple/black paracord; and black resin and black paracord.
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The Kinkery @thekinkery.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
We've got a limited quantity restock of Halloween diabolicals in time for our Anniversary sale including ghost diabolical sticks! Save 15% thru Oct 28. No coupon code needed. Discount applied at checkout This ghost design is being retired and won't be back next year. buff.ly/UPcqmI3
Five diabolical sticks each with a ghost in white resin for the tip and a black resin handle. There are three ghost styles, each in a different post. The first is a happy, smiling ghost with its arms raised. The next two are confused ghosts with their mouth open in an O shape with their arms raised, and the final two look like ghosts floating or moving forward while haunting. No arms are visible and their mouths are open to indicate moaning. Each ghost tip is about two inches tall and one to two inches wide.Close up of the smiling, happy ghost with arms raisedClose up of the confused ghost with arms raised as if asking a questionClose up of floating, haunting ghost that looks like it's moaning
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The Kinkery @thekinkery.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Our wooden paddles don't always get as much love as they deserve so consider this a 🍑 smacking appreciation post! Save 15% off during our 5th Anniversary sale now thru October 28, 2025! No coupon code needed. Discount applied at checkout! buff.ly/LNK25dQ
Six paddles in a row, each one a different style and wood. Left to right: Pocket paddle made of Etimoe, Maple, and Paduak; Slapstick made of Paduak (a vibrant red wood); Pounder made of Etimoe, an orange-brown wood; Ass Beater Jr made of Maple, a beige wood; Oversized Hairbrush Paddle made of Curly Maple, a beige wood with shimmery horizontal lines in the grain; Rough Rider made of Black Walnut, a dark brown woodClose up of the Pocket PaddleClose up side view of the SlapstickClose up of the Rough Rider to show the side of the paddle with knots
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