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King Neptune

@thekingneptune.bsky.social
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Ruler of the seven seas and bikini bottom. Also pretty swag. (PARODY ACCOUNT)

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King Neptune @thekingneptune.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
Attention people of Bikini Bottom! Uh, I'm hosting an epic royal party!!! If you aren't there, then BOY are you missing out! We even got Bubble Buddy there! Met me at my castle in the middle of nowhere Neptune, out!
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King Neptune @thekingneptune.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
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King Neptune @thekingneptune.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
Attention people of Bikini Bottom! Uh, I'm hosting an epic royal party!!! If you aren't there, then BOY are you missing out! We even got Bubble Buddy there! Met me at my castle in the middle of nowhere Neptune, out!
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King Neptune @thekingneptune.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
First one to find my crown wins 1 million coins!
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King Neptune @thekingneptune.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
First one to find my crown wins 1 million coins!
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King Neptune @thekingneptune.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
NOTE: IF I DONT GET MY CROWN BACK, IM REPLACING ALL OF THE WATER IN BIKINI BOTTOM WITH LAVA. I DONT CARE IF THATS ILLEGAL IM THE KING NOW FIND MY CROWN. YOU HAVE 3 DAYS.
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King Neptune @thekingneptune.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Where the FUCK is my crown.
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King Neptune @thekingneptune.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
I'm hungry, does anyone know a good place to eat at in Bikini Bottom?
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The Noise @theodorenoise.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
WHAT UP NOISE FANS! TODAY, WE ARE GONNA GO INSIDE A "FREDDY FAZBEARS PIZZA"!!! I'VE HEARD MANY STORIES ABOUT THIS PLACE SO IM GONNA BREAK IN AND SEE WHATS UP!!!!!
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King Neptune @thekingneptune.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Ngl, modern spongebob isn't that ba-
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King Neptune @thekingneptune.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Neptune Ratio
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King Neptune @thekingneptune.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
I... am KING NEPTUNE! Ruler of the 7 seas and Bikini Bottom! Ask Me Anything.
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King Neptune @thekingneptune.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
If the next Spongebob movie is unsuccessful, I'm banning sex in Bikini Bottom. I'm dead serious.
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