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Matt

@thekingmattrock.bsky.social
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Try to be a good dude but sometimes slip. Had a heart attack six years ago and I’m kinda waiting for the big one that finishes me peace and love

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Matt @thekingmattrock.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Why didn’t any tabloids go with the headline “the Andrew formally known as prince” when all the stuff happened?
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Matt @thekingmattrock.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Finally! I’m unsuspended
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Matt @thekingmattrock.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
I want to kill musk
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Matt @thekingmattrock.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Die musk die
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Matt @thekingmattrock.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Poop
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Matt @thekingmattrock.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Why didn’t anyone let me know that #Farscape is good?
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Matt @thekingmattrock.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Elon looks like he eats yogurt with his fingers
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Matt @thekingmattrock.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Harry Potter and the inappropriate clown
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Matt @thekingmattrock.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Harry Potter and the neighbours wife
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Matt @thekingmattrock.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Harry Potter and the lawyer fees
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Matt @thekingmattrock.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Harry Potter and the scary blood test
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Matt @thekingmattrock.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Harry Potter and the unwanted pregnancy
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Matt @thekingmattrock.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Harry Potter and the worrying lump
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Matt @thekingmattrock.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Harry Potter and the insurance fraud
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Matt @thekingmattrock.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
So I’m on my sixth rewatch of the marvellous Mrs Maisel
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Matt @thekingmattrock.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
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Matt @thekingmattrock.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I’ve finally got into David Lynch, I’m about to watch Mulholland drive for the first time. Going in completely cold
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Matt @thekingmattrock.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Space lord mother mother
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Matt @thekingmattrock.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Ran C Nesbit was the original Deadpool
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Matt @thekingmattrock.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Ohhh baby i like it raw
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Matt @thekingmattrock.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Who wants to live forever
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Matt @thekingmattrock.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Happy birthday Mike D!
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Matt @thekingmattrock.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
I’m rewatching Parasite, such a fantastic movie
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Matt @thekingmattrock.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
Joker 2 is no where near as bad as people say, I bet most the folks crapping on it have never seen it
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Matt @thekingmattrock.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
Hey bluesky, here’s pink and green sky
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Matt @thekingmattrock.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
So I got put on the threads’ naughty step because I said hulk hogan belongs in landfill. Can I get away with it on bluesky?
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Matt @thekingmattrock.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
Hello bluesky!
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