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@thekidwrites.bsky.social
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Figuring it out - Baltimore, Disney, baseball, screaming into the void, etc.

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the spooky kid writes @thekidwrites.bsky.social · 12h
These profiles are simply insane to me
Some weirdo slop-peddler who cares they suck
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the spooky kid writes @thekidwrites.bsky.social · 18h
This guy is fighting all of Bluesky!
Mouse from the Matrix announcing our stupid discourse fight du jour
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the spooky kid writes @thekidwrites.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
But what kind of astra militarum are you
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the spooky kid writes @thekidwrites.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Thank you to the Other Mommy PR people for making this meme extremely easy to make
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the spooky kid writes @thekidwrites.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
My wife: these plates are really cute I want to eat steak and mashed potatoes and green beans off of them Me:
Two light blue dishes with perfectly cooked steak, mashed potatoes and green beans on them
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the spooky kid writes @thekidwrites.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Look what I got
A original Star Wars VHS from before they added “A New Hope”. It is wreathed by house plants. Behind it, a pirate skull Tiki mug looks on in wonder.
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the spooky kid writes @thekidwrites.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I cannot fully express how much I fucking hate this shit
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the spooky kid writes @thekidwrites.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This was a really great take on two well-trodden areas (the frontier and vampires), if a little overly long.
The Buffalo Hunter Hunter - Stephen Graham Jones
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the spooky kid writes @thekidwrites.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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the spooky kid writes @thekidwrites.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How your e-mail finds me
A prop of a skeleton lounging on a mouldering couch, its dress in taters, presumably avoiding work e-mails
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the spooky kid writes @thekidwrites.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
May have found the most insane account on here, really checks all the boxes
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the spooky kid writes @thekidwrites.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Congressman Jonah Ryan (not to be confused with Jon. H. Ryan) with a speech bubble
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the spooky kid writes @thekidwrites.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nathan Fielder looking befuddled
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the spooky kid writes @thekidwrites.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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the spooky kid writes @thekidwrites.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Greg Abbot rn
Mike from Veep asking Siri why god allows suffering
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the spooky kid writes @thekidwrites.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I enjoyed this quite a lot and really wanted to truly love it, but in the end there just wasn’t enough narrative drive to get me there.
The City in Glass - Nghi Vo
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the spooky kid writes @thekidwrites.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Excellent conclusion to the trilogy. Excited to read the other perspectives from this universe.
Ancillary Mercy - Ann Leckie
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the spooky kid writes @thekidwrites.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Have I got a guy for you
Dr. Bushroot from Darkwing Duck
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the spooky kid writes @thekidwrites.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The GDI commander guy from Tiberian Sun with a speech bubble
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the spooky kid writes @thekidwrites.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dems going full
Guy during the Saving Private Ryan D-Day scene shouting “don’t shoot let, them burn” about some very screwed Germans
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the spooky kid writes @thekidwrites.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Inception dream a little bigger darling meme pointing a D +20 electoral outcome
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the spooky kid writes @thekidwrites.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A very badly made “now that’s what I call sephiroth posting” meme
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the spooky kid writes @thekidwrites.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You ever get the sense that guys like this want nothing more than a never-ending supply of “martyrs” to glorify?
The profile of a fucked up loser
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the spooky kid writes @thekidwrites.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fred from Scooby Doo pulling off the mask to reveal that the true villain is not Taylor Swift, but rather Spotify itself
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the spooky kid writes @thekidwrites.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Charlie Day in scrubs with Jennifer Aniston licking his ear from Horrible Bosses
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the spooky kid writes @thekidwrites.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Retvrn to when this was the worst thing to happen to the form
Topps Desert Storm trading cards
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the spooky kid writes @thekidwrites.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The writing here is excellent. The story read to me like one very good novel wrapped around an OK short story and framed by a novel that needed way more space to itself.
Sunrise - Têa Obreht
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the spooky kid writes @thekidwrites.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The old season is dying, the new season struggles to be born. Now is the time of soup.
A big pot of very good looking beef and barley soup
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the spooky kid writes @thekidwrites.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Wtf is this
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the spooky kid writes @thekidwrites.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Pochohontas can you paint with all the colors of the wind
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the spooky kid writes @thekidwrites.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Pochohontas can you paint with all the colors of the wind
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the spooky kid writes @thekidwrites.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I mean
Baltimore at dusk, as seen from Federal Hill
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the spooky kid writes @thekidwrites.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This was amazing in general, but the use of perspective - both 1st/2nd/3rd person and how the characters are seen and witness each other - is really impressive.
Woodworking - Emily St. James
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the spooky kid writes @thekidwrites.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You musn’t be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling meme with the gun being a blue line shooting to “D+2O”
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the spooky kid writes @thekidwrites.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Gandalf with a speech bubble
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the spooky kid writes @thekidwrites.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
They’re simply honoring a long-held law enforcement precedent
The Super Troopers bear fucker
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the spooky kid writes @thekidwrites.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
You wouldn’t print a phone meme
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the spooky kid writes @thekidwrites.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
There is an immense satisfaction to reading a book heralded as a “classic” or “masterpiece” and realizing that yes, it very much does deserve those titles.
The Haunting of Hill House - Shirley Jackson
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the spooky kid writes @thekidwrites.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I was a little surprised at how little ground this covered, given the events of the first book, but loved it all the same.
Ancillary Sword - Ann Leckie
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the spooky kid writes @thekidwrites.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Wacky inflatable flailing arm guys with threatening auras
A wacky inflatable flailing arm guy advertises pizza as the sky darkens behind him
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the spooky kid writes @thekidwrites.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Lots of options let’s gooooo
A list of places and streets in Florida named “Valhalla”
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the spooky kid writes @thekidwrites.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Important update: Bill was on my flight to Denver just now and I told him the story. He asked “was I polite about it?” LOL. We chatted for a bit and he gave me a bunch of stickers. Awesome guy.
A collection of awesome stickers
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the spooky kid writes @thekidwrites.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
New absolutely insane account just dropped
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the spooky kid writes @thekidwrites.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The three methods of buying new books, in order: - literally everyone is raving about it - recommended by @maris.bsky.social in her newsletter - cover looks so cool
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the spooky kid writes @thekidwrites.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Fun fact: if you spend over $100 at Browseabout Books in Rehoboth Beach, Delaware, they give you a tote bag
A bag full of wonderful books and goodies held aloft in front of Browseabout Books in Rehoboth Beach, Delaware
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the spooky kid writes @thekidwrites.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
He did look at me very
The Child Left Behind meme
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the spooky kid writes @thekidwrites.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Drink theory
A picture of a South African Pick n Pay no-name-brand box of wine
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the spooky kid writes @thekidwrites.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This movie is so dumb I’d watch it every day if I could
The poster for Battle: LA
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the spooky kid writes @thekidwrites.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Go home Apple Music stars you’re drunk
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the spooky kid writes @thekidwrites.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The Orioles are three games back from .500
Doctor Manhattan on Mars contemplating how many times the Orioles have been three games back from .500 (a lot)
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