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Ken! @thekenster.bsky.social · 26m
Every time that cranberries song comes on I instinctively think of the "holy shit! pissss!!!" video
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Ken! @thekenster.bsky.social · 3h
Noticable uptick of hearing Hey Man Nice Shot on the radio recently
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Ken! @thekenster.bsky.social · 7h
people always talk about how in ff1 int doesn't do anything and sabr/tmpr don't work but you already hit like a macktruck and it's not like they tuned the game around dropping damage capped flares on everything
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Ken! @thekenster.bsky.social · 7h
yeehaw
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Ken! @thekenster.bsky.social · 19h
medusa why the fuck are you green
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Ken! @thekenster.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Hidden Meaning Behind Jerking Off To Pictures Of Boobs
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Ken! @thekenster.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Ken! @thekenster.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
FFXII is really dense and really star wars.
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Ken! @thekenster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
oh ff12 has a really good twist on cid
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barleybap but she's dressed as a skeleton @barleybap.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
More Mitch Hedberg, reading:

I finished a 1CC of Gradius the other day, and the end credits just read "by Konami". I guess that was the one credit. I don't know what I was expecting. Maybe next time I'll get a 2CC and find out who made the graphics.
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Crungo @crungokong.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
drafts
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Ken! @thekenster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
wow that sounds like a whole lotta not my fucking business
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Ken! @thekenster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Being at work feels like such a waste I'm not filling out a sphere grid or a license board while I'm stuck here
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higado💧🖍️ @higadoyrinon.art · 01/10/2026
Animated emote for zoopador. Thank you for the commission!
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Ken! @thekenster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i'm gonna eat the
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Ken! @thekenster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
no modern star wars game will ever be as good as the one they put out in 2006 (final fantasy xii)
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🦇 calamariichi ⛓️ @calamariichi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#CANONBALL
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Ken! @thekenster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Ken! @thekenster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it's so funny that ff12 doesn't have random encounters so a few hours in they just decide that they have to throw the classic victory jingle in somewhere so they pop this logo on screen after you kill a few flans as an excuse to have it.
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Mom @milph.mom · 27/09/2026
Metal Gear Solid V(isual Concepts)
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Ken! @thekenster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
after two weeks of living like this it just fixed itself? by magic? I feel insane and also slightly taller
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Ken! @thekenster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
magic number
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Ken! @thekenster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ffxi is a vibe something about old ass mmos just feels nice even if you go two meters too far south and whoopsie daisy into the enemies that chug your health bar like an internet video
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Ken! @thekenster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Did Kakyoin lay this egg? Find out tonight after a new Cardcaptor Sakura at 6:30/5:30 central.
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Ken! @thekenster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
wow ffx-2 is short af. the best part is probably chapter 1 when you just get to catch up with all your old pals around spira. dress spheres are so cool and I love swapping jobs on the fly but the atb tuning is bonkers and enemies just kinda steal all your turns if you aren't spamming attack.
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Ken! @thekenster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Getting deep enough into ffx-2 that now I have to start considering if I'm gonna jump into 12 or go download horizon and dump a lifetime into that
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Ken! @thekenster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it's crazy that running a game's script through google translate used to just be a funny joke we'd do to see what garbage it'd spit out and now there's an overwhelming amount of people doing it as a not-joke to try to nab some kind of internet credibility.
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Ken! @thekenster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
bobby hill installing a commsphere because you never know when you'll need a commsphere
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Ken! @thekenster.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Ken! @thekenster.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
popular tom kenny audio dvd final fantasy x-2
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Ken! @thekenster.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
final fantasy x is a fuckin doozy. game just feels huge. if you're like poor in 2001 and you need a single video game to spend an entire ass summer with this is a game that could do it. just the leveling system alone makes me wanna spend hours fiddling with it.
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Ken! @thekenster.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
just had yojimbo win a fuckin grueling one for me so I'm thinking about gucci'd down to the socks again
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🦇 calamariichi ⛓️ @calamariichi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Ken! @thekenster.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Had to block the number to the national weather service because I got 15 calls in a row about a thunderstorm I can see with my eyes
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Brink 🩵 @onnthebrink.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Ken! @thekenster.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
final fantasy x mod that adds a whip crack sound effect to every slight movement tidus makes
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Ken! @thekenster.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
it's awesome that ffx has the spongebob narrator waltz in and tell you to learn a new language
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Boo @ghirga.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Itz Wash yo MONKEY Mondays
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Ken! @thekenster.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Ken! @thekenster.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I think I'm very good at ignoring details about art and media I haven't experienced myself yet because this whole time I had no idea FFX's premise was almost like an isekai that's crazy.
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Ken! @thekenster.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
ff9 is a hodgepodge of the eight games that came before it that succeeds in being a final fantasy ass final fantasy game. it's also the absolute most gorgeous game on the playstation and is so full of wonder and whimsy that manages to instill such a kid-like sense of wonder in my heart
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Ken! @thekenster.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
phantom menace jumpscare
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Ken! @thekenster.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
guy bad breaths your entire party and is still a total pushover lmao
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Ken! @thekenster.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
ff9's atb system is a little fucked up. the timer ticks so fast that status effects that are normally really good like haste and shell are completely worthless because they will only last like two turns tops but the effects that are normally unsubstantial like poison and regen are crazy effective.
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Ken! @thekenster.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
fuckkkkk office chair spring gave out under my fat ass and now I have to reach up to my desk for keyboard and mouse like that picture of the anime girl who spilled her drink
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celeste @your.gaydragon.mom · 13/09/2026
"what's the reading order for--" release order "I didn't say wh" release order
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Ken! @thekenster.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
fun email to wake up to
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Ken! @thekenster.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Ken! @thekenster.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Ken! @thekenster.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
woah metal slug location test I've been wondering if they still had that lying around for years now.
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