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@thekeelybug.bsky.social
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commie scum | 27 | she/they/any 🍉 [probably posting naddpod out of context]

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keelz @thekeelybug.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
“i only trust an atlanta analysis on this, by the way … a queer enby bottom from atlanta has to tell me why.”
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keelz @thekeelybug.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
not to be vulnerable but my brain is very ill and i really miss being pretty
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keelz @thekeelybug.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
it was an out of context murph quote from a naddpod thing lmaoooo
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keelz @thekeelybug.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
i’m getting FUCKED in donkey kong country!!!
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keelz @thekeelybug.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
“these are my big naturals.” - brian murphy
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keelz @thekeelybug.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
“the birds follow the cold draft… slash the story…”
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keelz @thekeelybug.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
he’d give you the cup off his nuts 😔
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keelz @thekeelybug.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
what do you MEAN balnor shows up in naddpod campaign 3 brian murphy you rat bastard!!!
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keelz @thekeelybug.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
nooooo don’t walk into the bathroom while i’m poopin on the clock i’m shy 😳🫣🤭🤫🫠
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keelz @thekeelybug.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
ilysm, give yourself the grace you’d give me and then double it 🖤
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keelz @thekeelybug.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
oh no @turquoisepaladin.bsky.social feel better soon bestie 😭✊
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keelz @thekeelybug.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
you would loveeee
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keelz @thekeelybug.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
things are tough but i’m just like really happy with the direction my life is going right now
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keelz @thekeelybug.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
it’s actually criminal how badly i wish i could be comfy cozy in bed and also play date everything
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keelz @thekeelybug.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
this ain’t even about how i look anymore (it’s still there tho dw) i’m just afraid that denim will never fit me again
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keelz @thekeelybug.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
tw weight change i’ve gained a little weight and none of my fucking pants fit me anymore and i want to d*e!!!!!!!
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keelz @thekeelybug.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
trauma dump & delete trauma dump & delete trauma dump & delete trauma dump & delete
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keelz @thekeelybug.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
need 2 b euthanized
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keelz @thekeelybug.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
the audacity to not send this to squad </3
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keelz @thekeelybug.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
i’m a hypochondriac for weird shit bc why have i spent my whole day researching lipedema and lymphatic drainage methods
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keelz @thekeelybug.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
tldr: “so basically,, they’re madly in love”
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keelz @thekeelybug.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
a while back i was showing my boyfriend some of dan and phil’s sims 4 series and he asked me “are they in a relationship?” and i simply had to sigh heavily as i prepared to drop like fifteen years of lore on him
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keelz @thekeelybug.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
start using finch again and set a medication alarm that way, i like that it stays in my notifs without periodically blaring at me like a standard alarm 🐣
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keelz @thekeelybug.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
i’m so full of love i could barely eat ✨
featuring two cocktails and OP’s hot boyfriend Jesse (@superradcatdad.bsky.social)a slice of pizza on a plate and a cocktail. the pizza features several veggies, a large basil leaf, and a lemon slice. the cocktail is pink and features a sprig of mint and a pink umbrella.
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keelz @thekeelybug.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
NDA, Scary, Shots Fired, Girls in the Hood 🔥
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keelz @thekeelybug.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
glad we’re both still phan trash in the year of our lord 2025
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keelz @thekeelybug.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
man if i don’t get an email from [redacted] or [redacted] about [redacted] soon i’m genuinely going to fucking crash out
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keelz @thekeelybug.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
yeah jesse and i have to periodically make our sims make out for a while so they still like each other 💀
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keelz @thekeelybug.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
these sims 1 mfs wanna die so bad, they refuse to clean and then get so mad that the house is nasty 😭
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keelz @thekeelybug.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
@monicarlo.bsky.social idk if you’re into older sims games like you are sims 4 but gd sims 1 is crunchy and grindyyyy
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keelz @thekeelybug.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
jesse and i started a house together on sims 1. the smiley home™️ (a portmanteau of our last names) features a lot of victorian and gothic architecture, stained glass, cathedral windows, and the like. keely smiley is a criminal and jesse smiley is an up-and-coming celebrity. ✨
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keelz @thekeelybug.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
and yeah i am over here watching react / commentary content about fundies, sue me
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keelz @thekeelybug.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
something extremely on brand about paul & morgan talking about how their first time together took “FOREVERRRR” (one hour)
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keelz @thekeelybug.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
oh hey hot stuff ;)
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keelz @thekeelybug.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
there have been at least 38 confirmed wildfires in the state of arkansas today, in case anyone was curious about how the whole climate change thing is going
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keelz @thekeelybug.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
he received a harmonica for his birthday btw, in case y’all were wondering
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keelz @thekeelybug.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
king shit
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keelz @thekeelybug.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
despite the horrors, life is still good
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keelz @thekeelybug.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
i miss my boyfriend (i saw him this morning) (we spend hours on the phone everyday) (i’m seeing him tomorrow too)
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keelz @thekeelybug.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
(aquaria was commissioned from an artist on tumblr and roxy was drawn by my friend arti!)
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keelz @thekeelybug.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
here are some beautiful d&d babes for your consideration left: aquaria, a wood elf monk who’s a lil moody and bad at talking to people but keeps getting stuck in leadership situations anyways right: roxy, a half-elven tiefling warlock/sorcerer who robs men and loves her butch gf
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Lee Zimmerman @zim2918.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
heat
This work © 2025 by Lee Zimmerman is licensed under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International
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keelz @thekeelybug.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
jelly meatballs and white russians ftw
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keelz @thekeelybug.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
my god… that hot as hell rat has just invented ⊹₊⟡⋆ democracy ⊹₊⟡⋆
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keelz @thekeelybug.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
girl we’re getting snow down here tomorrow 😭 unfair!!!
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keelz @thekeelybug.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
real 😩 i wanna live inside jesse’s ribcage i s2g
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keelz @thekeelybug.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
me: “love when a weird little guy whips out a harmonica” jesse: “… give me three weeks, i’ll be a master harmonicaist”
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keelz @thekeelybug.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
being a huge fucking lovergirl simp for my boyfriend is a full time job and i’m trying to get tenure
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emily dare ૮₍・ɷ・₎ა artist @artbyemilydare.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
he got you a rose 🌹💝✨
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keelz @thekeelybug.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
“you’re an evil slut and i’m a silly little skank” - @superradcatdad.bsky.social
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