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Kelly Thompson @kellythompson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Again I am begging all LEGIT people running cons, signings, talks, events, etc. to stop using Ai to write your emails. What's happening is ALL THE SCAMMERS/CONMEN are ALSO using it, and so your emails are basically indistinguishable from them. They give off slop vibes EVEN IF YOU ARE LEGIT.

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Karla Pacheco! @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"Karla, exactly how many books DID you hate-read over the last couple of days?" "...four. BUT I'M RIGHT."

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Karla Pacheco! @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Don't get me started on slow-burns. Yearning is fine! Not my cuppa, but lots of folks love it. But it always being an oblivious little shit who makes things everyone else's problem while your violet eyes petulantly fume and/or weep guiltily into your snow-white hair...SWEET FUCK, DO SOMETHING ELSE.

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Karla Pacheco! @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Your hero does not need to be the most brilliant, secretly powerful, independent, fish out of water who inexplicably trusts the villain, while spurning their One True Soulmate Who Didn't Actually Murder My Parents™ for 1200 pages. It's not mandatory!!

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Karla Pacheco! @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

My kingdom for a fantasy and/or romance series that doesn't have the shit-stupidest protagonist ever.

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Karla Pacheco! @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

"Tonight the role of Lucius Fox will be played by Adam Scott"

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Karla Pacheco! @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I mean. That's possibly not what summoned the Dire Witch That I Definitely Do Not Know And Have Never Pissed Off™

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Karla Pacheco! @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I ain't make weak clitty smoke bombs like BATMAN

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Karla Pacheco! @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Hey that's the nice salt! And my birthstone... Oh no.

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Karla Pacheco! @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Oh no she found out about Inspector Pancakes

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Karla Pacheco! @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Jk, I'm going to forget this app exists again in like 10 minutes *SMOKE BOMB!*

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Karla Pacheco! @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

When you live at the ass end of a closed off Spanish neighborhood, that's a Culo Sac

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Karla Pacheco! @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Yeah, this little fuck was just "I GO OUT NOW!" "no you don't, you refused to poop the last three times--" "NOW!"

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Karla Pacheco! @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Yeah, my allergy ridden, agoraphobic hippo who almost died from eating half a grape WILL NOT BETRAY ME like Orwell and Edison!

A very intense Staffy with fucking BAT EARS stares judgingly into your soul

A very intense Staffy with fucking BAT EARS stares EVEN MORE judgingly into your soul

It's a dog head, floating on a fancy dog bed, because she is swathed in blankets because she is PRINCESS

It's a dog looking at you accusingly from a fancy dog bed, because she is swathed in blankets because she is PRINCESS

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Karla Pacheco! @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

OKAY GOTTA GO HOLD BARDA NOW. GIVE MY REGARDS TO OLLIE!

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Karla Pacheco! @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I think I said it once (on the site you closed down, ha)...the best part of Internet Pals is getting to know and love all their pets. The worst part...is this.

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Karla Pacheco! @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Yeah. Edison fucked B and I up BAD. I was seriously wrecked for almost a year (it stilllll might come up occasionally). And that was with the literally best send off possible. He'd been living on a FARM with his best friends! Got a steak and bacon dinner at home surrounded by everyone who loved him!

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Karla Pacheco! @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Used the last can for shredded beef tacos...but we DID finally get a crockpot at the Goodwill (12 bucks!) last week so the queso budget is about to increase EXPONENTIALLY

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Karla Pacheco! @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Hey, at least she just turned [checks notes] 24. And he's [checks notes] ...oh no.

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Karla Pacheco! @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I need to go to bed, but also I have bean dip and chips so maybe a Karla can stay up a liiiitle bit later?? [big eyed emoji or gif of your choice here]

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Karla Pacheco! @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

"Trump is actively underselling American ranchers by importing billions of dollars of Argentinian beef. Because all of the sudden he's decided to help a foreign nation, at no financial benefit to the country." DNC Strategists: Eh, doesn't sound like something his base would care about.

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Karla Pacheco! @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Even though I love fishing (slowly, so I have time to drink my beers) this would actually be DELIGHTFUL. All my Kansas Maga uncles would lose their fucking shit. BAN DUCK HUNTING NEXT! LIBERALS *LOVE* DUCK HUNTING!

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Adrian Tchaikovsky @aptshadow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The Pope meets the ambassador from the planet Tython.

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Karla Pacheco! @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

We can always make the click clacks in our minds!

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Karla Pacheco! @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

😞 aw boo. It's good to be considerate...but the clicks are the best part! The pushing down hard tactile bit is pretty good though, too!

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Karla Pacheco! @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I'm lucky that partner also loves the clicky noises. He's got MULTIPLE very lovely mechanical keyboards (ONE HAS *ROUND* BUTTONS)

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Karla Pacheco! @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I might not know the words, but I know the music

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Karla Pacheco! @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I was...persistent. And methodical. And liked the clicky noise a bit too much. ANYWAY turns out I wasn't diagnosed until I was over 40.

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Karla Pacheco! @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I didn't even read the preceding thread, but you know I just instinctively slammed that like button

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Karla Pacheco! @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Okay, I been hella offline but I need to know if @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social saw Drake dressed like a goth in the fucking mall

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Karla Pacheco! @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I desperately wanted one of the very old school rotary manual ones when I was a kid...uh, when that was the only kind that existed [cough]. My parents got it for me for Christmas and it was promptly taken away within the week because I was A MENACE.

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Karla Pacheco! @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

[Me popping in to check my notifications when an old Blueski gets re-bluskied] "Heh. Yeah that was a good one."

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Karla Pacheco! @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

It's for her allergies! She gets itchy so I have to wipe down her pits and undercarriage before slathering her in oils like a goddamn piglet. And also, c'monnnn

An itchy, demon possessed dog contorts itself in a promiscuous fashion upon my nice couch

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Karla Pacheco! @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Apparently I should stop referring to the application of canine medicinal coat wipes as "giving the dog her whore's bath"

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Halloween III: Season of the Ben @franzferdinand2.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

More than a decade ago I remember @iamdavidbrothers.com talking about how gawking at "look at what these dumb racists think about a thing" is still just privileging the racists. Or as @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social put it, "I know what's under rocks, you don't need to show me."

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Karla Pacheco! @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Okay, but if you and I did that as a business model...

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Karla Pacheco! @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Hah. We've had her for almost 3 years and she just started going for both toilet water and the garbage in the past 48 hours 😭

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Karla Pacheco! @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Honestly I'll wish bad stuff on myself if I think it will be funny

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Karla Pacheco! @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Stuntdiiick gets mad if I give her tap water, so this is honestly the soft option.

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Karla Pacheco! @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Am I gonna have to use imgur, like a fucking time-traveling peasant?

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Karla Pacheco! @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

[trying to coordinate who I have contact info via text, email, and or up to three different types of social media accounts] "WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T SEND IMAGES IN BLUSKI MESSAGES???"

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