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TheJumboSmoove™

@thejumbosmoove.bsky.social
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Privateer. Poet. Teacher. Learner. Wearer of many hats - some of which are literal. I have friends everywhere.

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TheJumboSmoove™ @thejumbosmoove.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is, too put it mildly, rather bad.
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TheJumboSmoove™ @thejumbosmoove.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Mark this. It's going to be evidence later.
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TheJumboSmoove™ @thejumbosmoove.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm envious of this experience.
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TheJumboSmoove™ @thejumbosmoove.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trump lawnmower kid meme. Caption: You must be a genius. Want to be secretary of agriculture?
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TheJumboSmoove™ @thejumbosmoove.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Because Republicans have run Texas for the last 30 years.
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TheJumboSmoove™ @thejumbosmoove.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tomorrow is the last day to register to vote in Texas. Find locations for early voting (Oct 19th - 30th,) check your status and get registered if you aren't. Use the QR on the button or go to www.votetexas.org. #TalaricoForTexas
Vote Early! button with Texas early voting dates (Oct 19- 30) and QR code for votetexas.org.
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TheJumboSmoove™ @thejumbosmoove.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not to put too fine a point on it but "Sif" is a norse goddess. Nazis and white supremacists are obsessed with norse mythology. That name is intentional.
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TheJumboSmoove™ @thejumbosmoove.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Set design by Leni Riefenstahl. They're making it obvious, folks. They have no intention of leaving.
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TheJumboSmoove™ @thejumbosmoove.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I would very much like to see video of this. If any one has it, post it. I want to hear the audience reaction. Wow. That's big.
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TheJumboSmoove™ @thejumbosmoove.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Holy shit. The Constitution demands he be removed. Congress needs to handle this NOW. At least a few in the GOP need to grow spines and jump ship for this and it should absolutely be their tipping point. Holy shit.
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TheJumboSmoove™ @thejumbosmoove.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Latest FBI recruitment drive just kicked off.
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TheJumboSmoove™ @thejumbosmoove.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
YGBSM.
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TheJumboSmoove™ @thejumbosmoove.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have no words. But let him keep digging. Don't take the shovel out of his tiny, stupid, disfigured hands.
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TheJumboSmoove™ @thejumbosmoove.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you haven't seen this (or, like me a few weeks ago, didn't know it existed) you absolutely should.
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TheJumboSmoove™ @thejumbosmoove.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I absolutely believe this nutcase would launch a nuke to disrupt the midterms. He doesn't care that it would legally do nothing. He wants the chaos and he's a masochist.
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TheJumboSmoove™ @thejumbosmoove.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Holy shit.
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TheJumboSmoove™ @thejumbosmoove.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We're at the Festung Europa stage of Nazism.
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TheJumboSmoove™ @thejumbosmoove.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Betcha they used AI to write it.
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TheJumboSmoove™ @thejumbosmoove.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Brace yourself and be prepared for what's coming. They have a plan in motion.
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TheJumboSmoove™ @thejumbosmoove.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My theory is he wants to execute a false flag attack as a way to disrupt the midterms. He did it in Butler on a small scale. That was a test.
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TheJumboSmoove™ @thejumbosmoove.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a GIF.
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Dark City: Sleep Now with Rufus Sewell
Alt: Dark City - a Stranger tells Rufus Sewell to "sleep now."
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TheJumboSmoove™ @thejumbosmoove.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is super cool.
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TheJumboSmoove™ @thejumbosmoove.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My fellow Texans, it's way past time for a blue rebellion. Rise up and remove the POS GOP that's been mismanaging and destroying our state for the last 30 years. If you went to high school in the 90's under Governor Richards you know exactly how far we've fallen. VOTE BLUE, TEXAS!
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TheJumboSmoove™ @thejumbosmoove.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Anakin and Padme in Star Wars
ALT: Anakin and Padme in Star Wars
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TheJumboSmoove™ @thejumbosmoove.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Based on how much of a comic book villain Trump is with his schemes and renamings and whatnot I imagine we're not far from a real life superhero flying in to punch him. God I hope I'm right.
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TheJumboSmoove™ @thejumbosmoove.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tommy Tuberville is the stupidest motherfucker on the planet. Every football player who attended Auburn under his tenure should sue the shit out of the school for letting this absolute idiot anywhere near them. Holy shit.
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TheJumboSmoove™ @thejumbosmoove.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's time to end this regime. It's time to rise up as one like the South Koreans did. This cannot stand. Our voices must be too loud to ignore and too forceful to fight. That orange POS has no intention of leaving without a winch and a crowbar.
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TheJumboSmoove™ @thejumbosmoove.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This was planned. There are no coincidences when Republicans are involved.
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TheJumboSmoove™ @thejumbosmoove.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yeah. This tracks.
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TheJumboSmoove™ @thejumbosmoove.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ken Paxton is not a human being. Ken Paxton is an anthropomorphic piece of dog shit.
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TheJumboSmoove™ @thejumbosmoove.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Here they come to eat your faaaaaaaaaaaaace!
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Cool Leopard Listening to Music with Headphones
ALT: Cool Leopard Listening to Music with Headphones
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TheJumboSmoove™ @thejumbosmoove.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Condolences for the tragedy you experienced. Renee's murder triggered a severe PTSD response in me and I had no idea who she was. I can't imagine a mother's pain. But how detached from reality do you have to be to think ICE is rounding up terrorists? GOP rhetoric is violence against the people.
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TheJumboSmoove™ @thejumbosmoove.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I've never really read Newsweek. Has it always been staffed by morons?
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TheJumboSmoove™ @thejumbosmoove.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
And certainly not the fascist policies and murders of American citizens and countless others, including those in strikes on fishermen. Couldn't be that at all, could it, you Goebbels-cosplaying Nazi fuckface?
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TheJumboSmoove™ @thejumbosmoove.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is the way.
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TheJumboSmoove™ @thejumbosmoove.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The smirk on this pig's face is indicative of how he feels. Remorseless and smug. Fuck Ken Paxton.
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TheJumboSmoove™ @thejumbosmoove.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Merrick Garland was an abject failure. He could've stopped all of this. But all we can do is learn (despite most of us seeing the chance slip away in real time) from the mistake and make sure it doesn't happen again. Demand justice. And if they don't listen this time, go further. Make them.
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TheJumboSmoove™ @thejumbosmoove.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
More of this, please.
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TheJumboSmoove™ @thejumbosmoove.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Susan Collins is the only one we know about. Remember that.
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TheJumboSmoove™ @thejumbosmoove.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Brown shirts gonna brown shirt. Black shirts gonna black shirt. It's time for this to end. Abolish ICE and prosecute every one of these bastards.
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TheJumboSmoove™ @thejumbosmoove.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
They wouldn't let us use calculators in school in the 90's. What happened that schools are now just encouraging the use of technological adjuncts?
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TheJumboSmoove™ @thejumbosmoove.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hard agree.
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TheJumboSmoove™ @thejumbosmoove.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
As they should be.
Picasso's Guernica.
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TheJumboSmoove™ @thejumbosmoove.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Same plan the Empire had for the memorial on Ghorman.
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Syril Karn Ghorman
ALT: Syril Karn Ghorman
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TheJumboSmoove™ @thejumbosmoove.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When God hands you a cherry bomb and you have a match at the ready.
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TheJumboSmoove™ @thejumbosmoove.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Me: [Rambling on about something] Her: You're going to give yourself a heart attack. Me: Pretty sure the aneurysm is coming first. Her:... Me: Please don't precordial thump my head. Her: Don't tell me how to save your life!
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TheJumboSmoove™ @thejumbosmoove.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Today. It's starting.
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TheJumboSmoove™ @thejumbosmoove.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is because truth tellers become journalists, authors, and poets. Not politicians.
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TheJumboSmoove™ @thejumbosmoove.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
In a bit of irony I can't reply to this post. Having said that, check your discover feeds. A whole bunch of people I regularly interact with are now there instead of on my following feeds. Bluesky's algorithm is busted. Shocker, I know.
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TheJumboSmoove™ @thejumbosmoove.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I have no words. If I could stomach Joe Rogan for even me 30 seconds I'd earth the interview to see how Ron responded to that. My hope is it was... Unkind to Rogan.
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