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𝑯𝑶 𝑯𝑶 𝑯𝑶 !!! HAVE YOU BEEN NAUGHTY OR NICE ?

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✧ᅠ𝓕𝑨𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑹ᅠ𝓒𝑯𝑹𝑰𝑺𝑻𝑴𝑨𝑺 @thejollyfatman.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
ㅤ ㅤㅤ ✎ |:| Rat, you have 5 seconds to GET off my account and tl before I start spanking ㅤㅤ ㅤ
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Ser Link, Hylian Marquess @hylianmarquess.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Did you mean: youtu.be/-G_F0NLORKc?...
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Carol of the Bells | DARK SOULS VERSION | Christmas special
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ㅤ 〝 well ofcourse I am real , why would you think otherwise ׅ𖤠 〞 ㅤ
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✧ᅠ𝓕𝑨𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑹ᅠ𝓒𝑯𝑹𝑰𝑺𝑻𝑴𝑨𝑺 @thejollyfatman.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
ㅤ he already has them packed up ;) ㅤ
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ㅤ 〝 yes 〞 ㅤ
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✧ᅠ𝓕𝑨𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑹ᅠ𝓒𝑯𝑹𝑰𝑺𝑻𝑴𝑨𝑺 @thejollyfatman.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
ㅤ 〝 I am about to jingle your bells 〞 ㅤ
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𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓙𝓸𝓴𝓮𝓻 @akillingjoke.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
"So /this/ is the True Dark Souls, ladies and gentlemen!"
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ㅤ I aint dying so easely ㅤ
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𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙇𝙏𝙃 𝘽𝘼𝙍 𝙁𝙄𝙇𝙇𝙎 𝙐𝙋 𝙎𝙀𝘾𝙊𝙉𝘿 𝙋𝙃𝘼𝙎𝙀 𝑪𝑨𝑹𝑶𝑳 𝑶𝑭 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑩𝑬𝑳𝑳𝑺 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑺 𝑰𝑵 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑰𝑵 ㅤ
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ㅤ okay , so nothing for christmas got it ㅤ
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ㅤ You're right so as the usual , coal ㅤ
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ㅤ well , that's not very nice Todd ㅤ
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✧ᅠ𝓕𝑨𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑹ᅠ𝓒𝑯𝑹𝑰𝑺𝑻𝑴𝑨𝑺 @thejollyfatman.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
ㅤ >:( ㅤ
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ㅤ ㅤㅤ:) ㅤ
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ㅤ ✎ |:| The funny thing is that the first tweet was suppost to be OOC but I forgot the tag LMAO ㅤ
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ㅤ now that that is over where was he ㅤ
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𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞𝐫. . . ? @xpurpleforgery.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Looks like I get a Christmas present after all. 𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐚 𝐂𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐚 𝐋𝐨𝐠𝐢𝐜 𝐄𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫. On behalf of my great masters Lady Bernkastel and Lord {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}, I shall now detail the hellish punishment of this absentee Father Christmas.
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ㅤ [sigh] you kids get harder each year ㅤ
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ㅤ see , this is why you are on the naughty list ㅤ
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ㅤ now Lambda that was not very nice ㅤ
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ㅤ oh , somwtimes I forget he is just a child... ㅤ
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ㅤ just take it like a man and do better next year ㅤ
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ㅤ oh then your both on the naughty list ㅤ
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Ushiromiya Battler. @xgoldentruth.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝑊𝑖𝑡𝘩𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑳𝑶𝑽𝑬, ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝑡𝘩𝑒 𝑻𝑹𝑼𝑻𝑯 𝑐𝑎𝑛'𝑡 𝑏𝑒 𝑠𝑒𝑒𝑛.⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀
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ㅤ yknow I was talking about the dark evil version of you can you two calm down ? ㅤ
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:)
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𝓛𝓮𝓶𝓲𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓸𝓷 @faithofamillion.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ❝𝙋𝙊𝙒𝙀𝙍!!!❞ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ🔁 + ♡ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
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ㅤ scratching the back of his neck with his gloved hands . oh dear that does seem a lot 〝 Lambda ... 〞 a softer tone as he kneels down 〝 we both know that's not how christmas works 〞 ㅤ
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... yknow you could have just said NO on the mini fridge
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ㅤ Lambda IS on the 𝓝𝓲𝓬𝓮 𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓽~ ㅤ
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Λ∆ @superpaper.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
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ㅤ 〝 Here I stand , ofcourse I am . whoever said I wasn't real, the jolly fat man ! 〞 ㅤ
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@magicofrevival.bsky.social , if you leave him forever and find someone else to love, I will permanently put you on the nice list
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ㅤ oh I dug my own hole by playing by their rules next time , nicholas , stick to christmas magic ㅤ
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✧ᅠ𝓕𝑨𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑹ᅠ𝓒𝑯𝑹𝑰𝑺𝑻𝑴𝑨𝑺 @thejollyfatman.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
fuck oh I was never good at wordle
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ㅤ depends have you been naughty or nice ㅤ
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ㅤ ✎ |:| I'm not good at logic battles am I winning or losing ? ㅤ
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ㅤ [ 𝗗𝗘𝗩𝗜𝗟'𝗦 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗢𝗙 ] ㅤ
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ㅤ [ Red truth ] Santa himself has never called himself a witch [ Red Truth ] Santa can help incorperate himself into a witches game on the side of magic ㅤ
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ㅤ [ 𝗥𝗲𝗱 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝘁𝗵 ] Battler is on the 𝓝𝓪𝓾𝓰𝓱𝓽𝔂 𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓽 this year oh , I have to thank Featherine for that ㅤ
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ㅤ you idiots Santa IS magic HE IS A WITCH ㅤ
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ㅤ why are the lesbian and the boy toy fighting ? ㅤ
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ㅤ [ pen clicking ] [ 𝓝𝓪𝓾𝓰𝓱𝓽𝔂 𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓽~ ] tsk , tsk , tsk someone never change , maybe next year ㅤ
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ㅤ someone has been really bad this year ㅤ
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ㅤ rude ㅤ
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ㅤ you -really- underestimate me so much that you think Reinhard would manage to control me ? talk about a christmas letdown ㅤ
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